A 26 year old Fort Lauderdale, FL man named Kevin Kearney jettisoned on the ride of his life after a forming water spout spurned by Tropical Storm “Fay” hoisted him into the air while he was kite-surfing, ultimately leaving...

http://view.break.com/78189 - Watch more free videos This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up...

There are certain debilitating ailments that football players suffer consistently: sprained ankles, twisted knees, herpes. But an injury is usually confined to a few players. Not in the case of USC’s football squad. They’ve got a rather serious epidemic...

When did it become ok to shoot journalists during a war? Huh? Tell us? For one Georgian reporter, the Russian/Georgian conflict turned a bit too real for her. While reporting on live television in Gori, cameras suddenly shifted and...

It’s not all fun and games around Machochip today. Sad news from Mexican soccer as Spanish media is circulating reports on the dire state of Club America’s (Mexican League) Carlos Sanchez. The player suffered a debilitating stroke moments before...

We want to extend a sincere thank you to With Leather for inducing the rush of an acidic waterfall to pass through our nostrils from all the orange juice we expelled from our body after watching this clip. No,...

There’s never been a successful front flip executed on a dirt bike during the X Games and Jim Dechamp isn’t the first one to land it successfully. He launched from the ramp with visions of glory, but wound up...

Mixed Martial Arts has its fair share of oddly named ailments that range from “ringworm” to “Cauliflower ear.” The latter is a sort of staple in Mixed Martial Arts because of the ear’s noticeable disfigurement. Cauliflower effects a lot...

We made this mistake a few years back when we went camping. Ever try and grab the muffler of a dune-buggie after you’ve managed to topple it over a hill? Don’t try it. Apparently, there are serious consequences when...

The Brazilian volleyball dude getting a facial is named Emmanuel and apparently he’s a very talented player. So talented that he never gets his sunglasses or hate knocked off his head by a scorching spike. “He got it good.”...

If you weren’t haunted by the scenes of Eduardo Castillo’s nasty ankle break in February, then be ready to see Dutch international and Aston Villa midfielder Wilfred Bouma’s horrific ankle dislocation from this weekend’s Intertoto Cup clash. The scene...

The Nautica New York Triathlon claimed one life this weekend, but it didn’t claim the life of this heroic individual who bulldozed through excruciating pain and exhaustion, while smashing his head into not one, or two, but three well...

You ever wonder if a bleeding, beaten bull thinks about just having a go at all the spectators that are there to watch it die? Well, one bull had his chance after a makeshift bullring in Colombia suffered a...

Riccardo Ricco already proved to us today that cyclists aren’t the brightest athletes but this poor Tour de France rider solidifed one thing: some of these guys should not be racing. Sure, some will blame it on the sign’s...

Foul balls are dangerous. Especially since they’re always attacking you with the relentlessness of locusts. Fuck, just leave us alone, foul balls! No, that’s not the correct reaction any of us should take, capiche? You go to the ballpark...

It’s not a good sign when you collapse right before a round is about to commence. Boxer Oscar Diaz did just that when he went down for the count yesterday during a fight against fellow pugilist Delvin Rodriguez. In...

We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics,...

Fitness: it’s the most important factor a team concentrates on when deciding on whether to purchase a player or not. If the player is not fit, then he is rubbish. If he’s beyond fit, then he’s worth a possible...

We’ve had our fair share of testicle injuries to grace this site. Yet, none more horrific than this poor fellow. Since we’ve absolutely no idea who he is, we have no means in which to investigate the state of...

Michael Barrett of the Colorado Rockies took a foul ball to the face last night during an at-bat. Just keep replaying the hell out of this video. [Fan IQ] Lenny Kravitz has responded to allegations that he’s finger-picking Cynthia...

Awful Announcing (via die FanHous) has a great picture of Ayhan Akman’s staple-session on his head wound during Turkey’s semifinal game yesterday. For anyone whose ever doubted soccer players are a determined bunch, then watch this video after the...

Hey, remember Nomar Garciaparra? About six foot tall, 190 pounds, batting average somewhere north of .300. Well, it turns out he still plays baseball for the Dodgers. Surprising stuff you find out when you read the newspapers, especially the...

Out of all the athletes to mock, why would you pick the one who can bludgeon you with his sporting tool? Golfer Retief Goosen has gone and done exactly that, calling Tiger Woods a faker because he didn’t believe...

It’s probably not a great day in golf when the most feared and watched player on the PGA circuit calls it quits for the rest of the season. But after suffering cartilage damage on his knee this year, and...

Catchers have one main job to do: relay signals to a pitcher and catch the sequential pitch thrown. A high schooler in Atlanta also integrated comedy, slapstick and laying down some serious vengeance to the list of duties when...

Ryan Church’s helmet didn’t really cushion a knee to the head. He was carried off the field with a concussion, which is already his second of the year. We’re curious. Does a hit like that count for, or against...

If you’ve dabbled with the idea that Cristiano Ronaldo is not of this world, then take this into consideration. During Manchester United’s match against Middlesbrough last Sunday, a fan named Fred Harrison was minding his own biz in the...

Holy hell! Look at Petr Cech’s facial herpes scar! We’ve been hearing news since Saturday that Chelsea’s Petr Cech would be out for the remainder of the season (He’ll only be out two weeks now) due to a serious...

The one-two punch of Johan Santana and Pedro Martinez ended prematurely yesterday evening when cockfighting Petey turned up gimp on the mound after suffering a hamstring injury, sidelining the Dominican star for an unspecified time. Do we hear weeping...

Reporter Rob Leth kept his composure the entire time, except for that moment he was hurled head over heels by a speeding inner tube. “That wasn’t a good idea.” No kidding, bud. Leth wrapped up his report, but not...

Houston Astros Japanese 2nd baseman Kaz Matsui provides us with yet another example of what can happen when an athlete’s exertion levels are taken to the limit. We thought Felix Pie’s twisted testicle was mesmerizing enough, but Matsui proves...

We’re accustomed to dealing with news of the common hamstring injury, back spasm, or devilish groin pull when it comes to Major League Baseball players. What we’re not too comfortable with, thinking about, or even imagining is anything that...

St. Louis Cardinals’ super-slugger Albert Pujols must not like the people of St. Louis. He recently got the bad news that his elbow has a “high-grade” tear in its ligaments—along with bone spurs, inflammation and arthritis in the joint....

When most people saw Eduardo Da Silva’s foot almost get forcefully amputated, it left them with a sense of dread and a reminder of how fragile the human body really is. Not Aston Villa fans. They had about a...

The Chicago Cubs are hexed. Someone, somewhere implored mystics and voodoo dolls 100 years ago and put a mega-hex on the Cubbies. As of today, Alfonso Soriano (broken finger), Mark DeRosa (heart), Jose Ascanio (bruised face) and cockfighting kingpin...

When Ronaldo went down last week, the flags went up about him joining MLS. What other league would wait for an out of shape phenom to get fit after total reconstructive knee surgery and pay him while doing so?...

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

Green Bay Packer Nick Barnett got his ass taken down by ref Jim Quirk. This guy could be the next Chuck Lidell… or LAPD recruit. [YouTube] Big Papi Ortiz says his BFF Johan Santana is definitely not going to...

Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya may be the unluckiest, or most brittle, man playing in the Motor City. Zumaya will miss at least half of next season after hurting his shoulder helping his dad save mementos from getting engulfed...