Though we’d rather be reading about Rock en Espanol taking over Charlotte, NC, we couldn’t ignore news of Diego Maradona possibly taking a position on Inter Milan’s coaching staff sometime in November. Coach Massimo Moratti plans to bring Maradona...

If you go to any stadium across the U.S., odds are you’ll find signs and banners that involve any of the following phrases or words: “[clever name for the opposing team],” “[euphemism for oral sex],” “[euphemism for anal sex]”...

Finally. Jose Mourinho is back to coaching and he’ll be supplying his superpower, in your face style of coaching with Inter Milan in Italy. Yet, there’s one thing he asserts with the husky huskiness of a Portuguese guy with...

Adriano’s stint at Sao Paulo may be over soon, so Inter hope a new and improved slug is ready to conquer the formidable presence of a cheating and whining an Italian defense. To think, Adriano is young enough to...

Imagine if your employer guaranteed you a phat salary and then gave you the option to work whenever you desired. We’d be off in Florida drinking Tecate at 8am and screwing our daily quo…Oh wait. Anyway, Luis Figo decided...

We’ve been like a nursing baby without a teat these last few months without European Champions League play, but it’s finally here. The tournament is down to the final 16 clubs and eight teams clash today in the first...

Inter Milan winger Luis Figo has alluded to calling it quits at the end of the year unless “the right offer comes up,” i.e. big bucks in America. The 36 year old veteran broke his leg, and apparently his...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Brazilian Soccer: We’re betting staring at hot women in bikinis all day hardwork over the past week has really helped Adriano. Guaretingueta 1, Sao Paolo 2. [SI] NBA: Lakers lose winning streak. Fans...

Luis Figo suffered a knee injury a few months back and has been out of commission for Serie A club Inter Milan. The Portuguese international is nearing 35, so his rehabilitation has been sluggish. He probably doesn’t have too...

Adriano’s luck hasn’t changed since moving from Inter Milan to Sao Paolo on loan this winter. Last week, Adriano was seen drinking and partying at a Brazilian pop concert (this is no good since he’s a self-confirmed drunk), with...

Adriano has been slumping for about a year now and Inter Milan had no other choice but to ship him off somewhere in order to restore his prowess as a striker. Club president Massimo Moratti believes that loaning Adriano...

Reports are circulating that alcoholic striker Adriano and fat man Ronaldo were seen partying at a pop concert in Rio this weekend. The duo were captured in photographs (which we are vehemently hunting down for your Christmas pleasure) with...

When religion seeps into sports, it’s usually not a pretty thing (see: Ireland), and this is no different. Turkish lawyer Baris Kaska is petitioning UEFA to void Inter Milan’s Champions League win over Fenerbahce because Inter’s jerseys were offensive...

Matchday 5 has come to an end, but not without it’s fair share of shockers. It took a whole 90 minutes, but Cristiano finally knocked in that goal we predicted. Barcelona vs. Lyon was a bit of a shocker,...

Uefa Champions’ League soccer is upon us once again and we’re as siked as a California beach bunny getting a tan. Matchday 5 can either make your or break you, so we’re taking a glance at the most scintillating...

This vid is from an Italian Serie A derby between Inter Milan and AC Milan. Can you guess which sports journalist is rooting for Inter? If sports announcers brought an ounce of this enthusiasm to the MLS, then we...

Adriano’s currently on a paid vacation in Sao Paulo, Brazil where he’s trying to recuperate from a year and a half’s worth of boozing and losing. The Brazilian striker was shipped to Brazil by Italian club Inter Milan in...

With the relationship between Spain’s Villareal and Argentine Juan Román Riquelme slowly coming to an end, clubs across Europe are sniffing out the reality that there’s a quality playmaker on the market. Italy’s Juventus and Inter Milan are two...

Adriano’s Italian playing days are over…at least for now. The 25 year-old Brazilian has been battling booze and lazy-assitis the last year and Inter Milan think it’s time for him to straighten up. His punishment prescription: Adriano is scheduled...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: So is Boston going to start whining because they win too much? Boston Celtics start season 3-0 and take out Denver 119-93. [Yahoo] European Champions’ League: A Figo-less Inter Milan cruise to...

Inter Milan striker, Adriano, confessed to using that old Nyquil remedy to help himself catch some z’s. His time in Inter last year saw the Brazilian star drop out of the sky like a shit rocket out of a...

The translation of ‘loan’ usually means that a team doesn’t expect a player’s services to enhance their title chances. So when Inter Milan and Brazilian national team striker Adriano was linked to a move, it clearly underlined one thing:...