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ThursdayJune052008

Goal Of The Day: Xavi Alonso Spotlights America's Flawed Defense.

By our count, Xavi Alonso took out five defenders—including the goalie—to score this goal. Somehow, we imagine that he could have sliced through the entire team to get this done because the initial move that freed him up was...

ThursdayMay292008

Czechs Confuse Latvia With Lithuania, Are Comedic Geniuses

When it comes to the Balkans, everyone balks a bit when naming countries that make up the region. Just the other day we had a conversation with a homeless guy in Washington Square Park who insisted Yugoslavia existed to-date....

ThursdayMay292008

Goal Of The Day: John Terry Heads It Home Against USA.

USA’s national soccer team was expecting to stun England on their home turf, but the direct opposite happened. And it all started with this brilliant header from John Terry. Sure the guy likes to spit blazing hot loogies at...

ThursdayApril172008

'Member? Mexico And China Sittin' In A Tree...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: We love how every Mexico game in the US is a “home game.” Jesus Ramirez makes his coaching debut as interim head coach and Mexico breezes by China 1-0. [Seattle Times]...

ThursdayMarch272008

'Member? David Beckham Can Live In Peace Now.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: The biggest hype of the day came when David Beckham won his 100th cap of his career. The moment of reality came when Frank Ribery scored a penalty, Beckham was given...

WednesdayMarch262008

Pavel Pardo Saves Hugo Sanchez's Job

This video above, though we apologize is quite the lo-fi experience, is of Pavel Pardo saving Hugo Sanchez’s tenure as manager. Mexico completely outplayed Ghana in their 2-1 victory and were able to salvage integrity after Ghana’s John Mensah...

ThursdayMarch202008

David Beckham To Achieve Meaningless 100th Cap

David Beckham has been recalled by Fabio Capello to play in a friendly against froggies, France, which will provide him with his illusive 100th Cap that he’s been chasing like a dog. Capello said: “I always said that when...

TuesdayFebruary122008

Mexican National Soccer Team Feels Subconsciously Inferior To Foreigners, Says Psychologist

If Mexican fans have been searching for answers as to why the Mexican national team has nil wins this decade against the United States, well look no more. Some chief psychologist named Jose Gonzalez from some Institution of Psychologists...

WednesdayFebruary062008

Mexico And The USA To Get Down And Dirty, But Who Do YOU Cheer For?

First thing’s first: Yahoo is reporting that the friendly between Mexico and the USA at Reliant Stadium tonight in Houston, Texas will go on as planned at 21:00EST. Yet, ESPN asserts that the match has been postponed (probably a...

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