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FridayOctober312008

Isiah Thomas (And Not His Daughter) Found Breathless At The Scene Of His Overdose (Again, Not His Daughter's)

Former New York Knicks executive/head coach Isiah Thomas’ convoluted explanation of the police call to his home last week (It was my daughter! It wasn’t me! Mind your business!) continues to fall apart. First, the police chief of Thomas’...

WednesdayOctober292008

Feature: The Tricks And Treats Of The Sports World

Halloween is right around the corner so Machochip editor Alex Ferreyra paired a list of Halloween candies with sports figures he reads about every day. Some he hopes to find in his bag of treats and some he’d egg...

FridayOctober242008

Did Fomer Knicks Coach Isiah Thomas Try To Kill Himself With Sleeping Pills?

Reports coming out of New York are conflicting, but someone was taking sleeping pills at former Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas’ house in Purchase, New York and overdosed. Uh oh! We kid because apparently no one died, but the...

FridayFebruary012008

Magic Johnson Should Stick To Opening Movie Theaters And Starbucks Franchises

We think Magic Johnson the basketball player is the best all-around baller in the history of the NBA. Thanks to his stats, stories and rings, we have enough evidence to support our claim. Unfortunately for Magic Johnson the basketball...

WednesdayDecember192007

The New York Knicks Don't Appreciate Your Honesty

What would you do if you were fed-up Knicks fan Jason Silverstein and had great seats right behind head coach Isiah Thomas, the man you believe is screwing up your team? You’d want to let him know how you...

WednesdayDecember122007

NBA Comissioner David Stern Warned The Knicks In October Their Season Was Doomed

We think the 6-14 Knicks should end the season prematurely and lend out Madison Square Garden to Rage Against The Machine and Led Zeppelin reunions. It would be fair to all of us who’ve had to endure their pitiful...

TuesdayDecember112007

Knicks Coach Isiah Thomas Blames The Fans, Not His Players, For Losing Game

The New York Knicks lost a nail-biter to the Dallas Mavericks last night 99-89, but it was the heated exchange between Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas and season ticket-holders that got the media buzzin’. Thomas was overheard saying, “We’re...

ThursdayNovember152007

'Member? Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury kiss and make up; but Knicks still lose. New York 81, Clippers 84. [Espn] Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Zaragoza’s 1-0 defeat to third division team Pontevedra...

WednesdayNovember142007

Missing Basketball Player Stephon Marbury Is Not Missing A Flair For The Dramatic

After New York Knick point guard Stephon Marbury went missing from the team yesterday, a lot of speculation went into what caused to semi-star to go into exile. Did three years of the Knicks sucking so bad finally make...

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