We knew that David Beckham thought he was all gangsta gangsta hanging out with Snoop all the time, but this might be even a bit much for him. While he’s over in Milan on loan from the Galaxy, the...

Instead of incorporating public funds into their livelihood, businesses and schools, the small non-touristy town of Calabria (a town shunned by most of Italy) has received a considerable sum of money by the European Union in order to jump-start...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: The LA Angels of A won their fourth AL West division in five years with their win over the Yankees yesterday. The team’s reliever Francisco Rodriguez came within one save of Bobby...

Sure we’re always galvanized by the finesse of strikers going head-over-heels to smash a ball into the net, but we’re also prone to admiring the straight-shooter. The guy who minces no words. The guy who’ll put a dagger in...

So it turns out that the Neapolitan fans that caused all that damage on a train heading to their team’s match in Rome might have had some backing—The Naples Mafia, the Camorra. According to authorities, members of the Camorra...

Apparently, fans of the Serie A Napoli team are a bunch of jerks. On Sunday, Napolese hooligans got on a train to Rome to watch Diego Maradona’s former club open the season against AS Roma. But en route, they...

The women pictured to the right are members of the Italian Olympic fencing team, and they’re showing off their new shiny medals. They picked up five for their country before heading back to Italy when their competition was over....

If you go to any stadium across the U.S., odds are you’ll find signs and banners that involve any of the following phrases or words: “[clever name for the opposing team],” “[euphemism for oral sex],” “[euphemism for anal sex]”...

Yes, we’ve been trudging along these last few days and bringing you the most up to the minute coverage of all your favorite soccer players engrossed in the fine art of looking ridiculously rich and enviable. Ok, we’re only...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend Euro 2008: Some people may call Italy’s style of defensive play effective, but we thought it was boring. In the end, Spain triumphed on the prowess of Iker Casillas at goal. Trust us,...

As we get closer to the beginning of the Euro 2008 championships, a lot of relationships may be endangered. That’s because a new survey out says that half of men surveyed would rather watch a soccer game they deem...

Finally. Jose Mourinho is back to coaching and he’ll be supplying his superpower, in your face style of coaching with Inter Milan in Italy. Yet, there’s one thing he asserts with the husky huskiness of a Portuguese guy with...

While we feel the music should have erred on the side of “Yakkity Sax” in honor of Benny Hill, we can’t hate on this video of two scantily clad ladies (or as they call them in Italy, “women”) interrupting...

Adriano’s stint at Sao Paulo may be over soon, so Inter hope a new and improved slug is ready to conquer the formidable presence of a cheating and whining an Italian defense. To think, Adriano is young enough to...

We’ve all been there—a ref makes a horrible call and we’re out for murderous blood, even from our fellow fans. Some wouls say the target for our aggression shouldn’t be in the stands with us, but the with the...

With his body spiraling, his leap distant, Jared Borgetti curled in a stunning header against Italy in the 2002 World Cup. In our opinion, a goal this beautiful is like a running back cutting through the defensive line to...

We stumbled upon an article by Brian Glanville in World Soccer magazine criticizing Parma player, and staunch Communist, Cristiano Lucarelli about his fascination with revolutionary leader and original hipster Che Guevara. Turns out Glanville doesn’t think to highly of...

Real Madrid aficionados will remember Antonio Cassano as the slug who came with an ample amount of hype and no bite. His brief stint in Spain revolved around a Weight Watchers regiment (no jamon iberico) and counseling for lack...

After all that crap about hatching a plan to stop Kaká last week, Boca Juniors put up the type of fight you would see between a bully and a blind kid. The one-sided affair was capped off by an...

Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has been lusting for some European love lately. Getting tired of pay stubs that read “IOU?” No worries Memo, someone will come a callin’ soon. Just let that be someone from the Western, kind of...

The FIFA World Club Cup Final is set, with Boca Juniors of Argentina scheduled to face Italian giants AC Milan in Japan this weekend (Sunday: the buck-crack of dawn). There’s no question, the bad blood between the two teams...

After a grueling set of meetings over the last two days, the FA have reached an agreement with Italian Fabio Capello to take over as head coach of defunctoids England. Thumbs up, dude. Way to go. Fabio Capello will...

AC Milan midfielder Kaká has definitely found an odd way to distance himself from rumors that he’s on the move from Milan. In an interview with Spanish newspaper Marca, Kaká revealed that he’s in no way ever leaving Milanilandia...

Can you guess who? AC Milan midfielder, and reigning European Footballer Of The Year, Kaka has made it clear he’s going after Boca Juniors with the vigor of 1000 Brazilians. The Brazilian star made no qualms about reaffirming that...

Kaká’s woman, Caroline Celico, confirmed yesterday that she’s carrying her husbands first boy in her belly. “Yes, I am expecting a boy, and I am very happy,” Celico said. Ain’t that a relief. In five months we can expect...

Kaká wasn’t too thrilled when media outlets all over the planet began to run his comments about possibly leaving Italian Serie A club AC Milan because of the recent violence. He’s been so ticked about all the coverage that...

After Italy’s close-call against Scotland this weekend, Gennaro Gattuso wasn’t too thrilled about helping France advance to the final round of Euro 2008. The Italian caught a whiff of some comments made by French national side coach Raymond Domenech,...

Adriano’s Italian playing days are over…at least for now. The 25 year-old Brazilian has been battling booze and lazy-assitis the last year and Inter Milan think it’s time for him to straighten up. His punishment prescription: Adriano is scheduled...

While interim England captain Steven Gerrard is out bashing the foreigners and distancing himself from his country’s impending doom, Scotland striker James McFadden is mesmerized by the idea of possibly taking out world champions Italy this weekend. If the...

With reports coming in that Brazilian star and AC Milan badass Kaka may possibly take a permanent leave of absence from Italian soccer, Diego Lugano of Turkish club Fenerbahce is looking to trek across the European continent with the...

Kaká, Italy’s highest paid player, recently disclosed his concern over the latest episode of soccer violence in Italian football. It didn’t take too long for the Brazilian star to consider jumping ship and heading towards calmer waters—ahem, cue Madrid....

After the tragic shooting of a 26 year-old Italian soccer fan on Sunday, AC Milan superstar Kaká has voiced his concern that in the future, great players from around the world are going to steer clear from Italy. “All...

Fan rioting has done what a betting scandal couldn’t—shut down Italian soccer. After Sunday rioting at a Lazio F.C. match left one fan dead from a cop’s bullet, the Italian Football Association has decided to shut down the Serie...

AC Milan are keen on revamping their aging defense next year and they’ve been linked to a possible attempted luring of Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos. Former Milan manager Arrigo Sacchi commenced the smooth-talk by comparing Ramos to legendary...

It’s been a few weeks since Diego Maradona has peeked his coked-out head out from under his weight of arrogance, but news came today that the Argentine owes 34million Euros ($87million Washingtons) in back taxes to Italy. Around 23million...

We came across the November edition of England’s Esquire mag and smack on the cover was Brazilian star Kaká. When it comes to a supermodel’s life, the AC Milan star is taking steps to join the ranks of the...

“Calcio Storico” has been the scene of bludgeoning and pillage-training for more than six centuries in Tuscany and it takes place every June for three weeks. Object of the game? We aren’t too sure. Teams compete for 50-minute halves,...

Italian cyclist Danilo Di Luca has been suspended for three months by the Italian Olympic Committee (CONI) over steroid use. Di Luca was linked to Carlo Santuccione in a case called “Oil for Drugs.” We have no clue what...

Inter Milan striker, Adriano, confessed to using that old Nyquil remedy to help himself catch some z’s. His time in Inter last year saw the Brazilian star drop out of the sky like a shit rocket out of a...

From steroid users to coaches sending spies to steal signs from opposing teams, we’ve been inundated with stories of cheaters getting caught with their pants around their ankles. The latest saga takes us to Italy where Formula-One racing group,...

You know you’re swimming in dirty water if you ever to call someone’s sister a whore and then base a book promotion on named insult. We’re ecstatic karma fanatics, so when Marco Materazzi—the guy who solidified his role as...

Marco Materazzi—the Italian defender who goaded Zinadine Zidane into famously headbutting him during last year’s World Cup—is on a book tour. How is he promoting it? By telling the world what he said that sent Z into a fury...