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Ryanair Releases Employee Hotties Calendar for 2009 To Support Charity, Our Lust For Stewardesses  ||  Sorry Fellas, She's Taken—Ana Ivanovic Confirms She's Dating Spainish Tennis Pro Fernando Verdasco  ||  Open Mic Night: Oscar De La Hoya v. Manny Pacquiao  ||  Sad And Buried—Ex-Playboy Model And WAG Amy Leigh Barnes Stabbed In Her London Apartment
ThursdayJune262008

Steve Nash Organizes Charity Soccer Game, Thierry Henry Amazes Crowd With Not So Amazing Move

Of course really cool shit happens two weeks after we depart from NYC to Mexico City for the next two years. We did live about four blocks away from Sara D. Roosevelt Park—right down the street from Whole Foods...

ThursdayFebruary142008

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Jason Kidd-To-Dallas Trade...

The Dallas Mavericks were thisclose to getting the Nets’ Jason Kidd yesterday, but someone had to throw a hissy fit because he didn’t want to get traded. That someone is former Laker and current Maverick Devean George. He’s part...

WednesdayFebruary132008

Heads Up: Brittney Griner Will Dunk All Over Your Ass.

Houston-area high schooler Brittney Griner is 6’7”, can dunk and has the wingspan of vultures. The WNBA will be around long enough to provide her with a career, right? [YouTube] The MLS already has so much to worry about,...

TuesdayJanuary292008

Jason Kidd Wishes To Palm Big Beautiful Asses Somewhere Else

Last time we checked in with Jason Kidd, he was directing some love towards a lovely large lady’s backside. Now, it’s his New Jersey Nets team that’s getting a spanking—it turns out he’s been seeking a trade for the...

FridayDecember212007

Machochip Weekly Recap: Because We Didn't Want To Leave You With Coal In Your Stocking.

Christmas weekend usually means that we have to take part in food preparations. We hate that because we always get stuck ruining something. Whether it’s accidentally breaking glass in the rompope, or knocking off our beanie in the beans,...

TuesdayDecember182007

Jason Kidd Is In Trouble For Being A Plump Rump Wrangler

New Jersey Nets star Jason Kidd apparently needs to keep his hands to himself, according to a lawsuit filed in New York by “A plus-size fashion model.” According to the plaintiff, the Net couldn’t stop grabbing her big ass...

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