Sure it’s probably cruel and unusual the way they got the bears to stand upright for that long and, you know, pass the puck. But hey, there’s no use of crying over spilled milk, so enjoy the sight of...

Jessica Simpson recently told Cosmopolitan magazine that, for the first time in her life, she is in love with someone she doesn’t have to save. Instead, she says, Tony Romo is saving her. Uh, career? Is this some Obama...

Tony Romo better get back on to the field quick, and it’s not just to save his reeling Cowboys team. Sure Dallas has been on a steep decline since the pinky on his throwing hand got hurt, but more...

So you know all those fumbles and interceptions Tony Romo’s bumbled away this season that made you wonder, “What’s he thinking?” (/whispers) We think we know what he was thinking. It turns out the Romos and the Simpsons have...

What does “too much information” mean to you? When you’re Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s involved, releasing information better left in the bedroom could mean wider publicity and album sales, so TMI doesn’t exist. While talking to People to...

If you haven’t been entertained enough today, then take a gander at Chucky Dolls dancing to Jessica Simpson during a performance in NYC earlier this week. From Guanabee: A group of Chucky dolls jammed to Jessica Simpson’s performance of...

Is Tony Romo the NFL’s Barack Obama, offering hope to any and all who seek it—Cowboy fans for a Super Bowl, Jessica Simpson fans for her sanity and now stranded motorists? The Dallas QB was coming home after his...

In the list of annoying things girlfriends just shouldn’t do, checking their man’s cell phone for strange numbers ranks right up there with asking why he can’t just leave it on one channel (“Just because…” is the answer you’ll...

Papa Joe Simpson professed to reporters last week that his Daisy-dukin’ daughter would soon arrive in Oxnard, Ca to cheer on her quarterback boyfriend and her “favorite team”, and, as these photos attest, she arrived. Is this the demise...

Oxnard. It’s the sleazy little, “Madlib” supported town that you may have noticed on your way to Santa Barbara. They have outlets there and an airport. You may also recognize it from that one scene in “Sideways” where Paul...

Most Dallas Cowboys’ fans are sure to protest against Jessica Simpson showing up at games this year unless she’s sporting daisy-dukes and the Cowboys run through the NFC. Simpson wasn’t the luckiest of charms (though one can argue that...

But it’s ok because you still love visiting us for lovely sports gossip. Our favorite Latino footballer Tony Romo was seen with his lovely Daisy Dukin’ lass Jessica Simpson at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. Yes, this post...

A great number of Machochip readers voted, overwhelmingly, for Joe Simpson to be named the “Creepiest Dad” in the whole entire world! Well, next to Woody Allen. We didn’t get he could heighten his status, but there’s word we...

We don’t know what the hell is going on with offseason football news, but we sure as hell are going to be keeping tabs on who Tony Romo’s potentially shagging. With rumors morphing into cold, hard facts about Jessica...

Our way older, potty-mouthed sister, Guanabee, filled us in that Joe Simpson and his cronies have invalidated every stinkin’ rumor we wanted to believe concerning Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s relationship. Well, guess what hermanota? Some reporter from the...

Dallas Cowboys’ fans should rejoice if the rumors are true that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially over. We’re ecstatic because this means Tony Romo’s grandparents may weigh in on the matter and another serenade would be grand....

Are you a sports fan (you’re reading this, so we’re going to assume so)? Have you thought about what you want done to your body after you go to the overtime in the sky? Being buried with your old...

When Hulk Hogan decided to lather his daughter’s ass at the poolside of a posh hotel in LA, we gawked, laughed and squealed a vibrant “WTF?” Immediately we thought of that other creepy dad named Joe Simpson who’ll do anything...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take us into their bastardly rich, glamorous and decadent lives via photographs of them celebrating Romo’s 28th birthday in some suite in Dallas, TX. Here you’ll catch a glimpse of Jessica’s best Smurfette impression...

If you’re perplexed by Jessica Simpson’s portrayal of what a gypsy woman goes through every morning, then you’re not alone. It took us a moment to figure out what the hell was going on since we weren’t born in...

The Los Angeles Lakers held on (barely) to beat the Dallas Mavericks 102-100 last night in a Western Conference showdown. Mexican chavalo Antonio Romo and Jessica Simpson attended the game and are seen here wondering what the fuck happened....

Dallas Cowboy’s fans should be vehemently protesting the latest rants of Joe Simpson. According to Jessica Simpson’s pimp dad, Tony Romo is such a wonderful addition to his daughter’s life that he wouldn’t be surprised if the two got...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...

As the old adage goes, breaking up is hard to do. But we feel that if the other party is as annoyingly clingy as Jessica Simpson seems to be, it shouldn’t be that hard. Unfortunately for Tony Romo, she’s...

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

We have to be honest with you—we’re a little saddened by Tony Romo’s departure from the playoffs. No, it’s not that we root for him or the Cowboys, but we were so eager for the two weeks leading up...

What do you get when you mess with superstition at a Dallas Cowboys’ sports bar? A boot to the ass and an escort out the door. That’s what Cowboys’ fans did when Fox 5 NY reporter Rob Malcolm waltzed...

It’s nice to see that even in this time of heated NFL rivalries, football players can stick up for one another, even when one of them is way hotter than the other. That’s what happened yesterday when the Giants’...

When the Dallas Cowboys meet their NFC East foe New York Giants this weekend in the NFL playoffs, the outcome will depend heavily on their experience playing twice a year and the injuries on both sides… yaddayaddayadda, we know....

Apparently the bye week for the Dallas Cowboys before the second round of NFL playoffs is sorta like Spring Break for college students: a lapse of fun before the final exams begin. Tony Romo and some teammates headed down...

Christmas weekend usually means that we have to take part in food preparations. We hate that because we always get stuck ruining something. Whether it’s accidentally breaking glass in the rompope, or knocking off our beanie in the beans,...

T.O. is trying to smooth things over with teammate Tony Romo after comments he made that girlfriend Jessica Simpson screwed things up for the Cowboys last weekend. Bummer. Where’s vintage T.O? The one who’d spew tangents out like a...

No matter how many times it’s shown to us, we can never stop laughing feeling bad for the skateboarder bleeding profusely from his head after attempting a crazy jump. [IFilm] Ever wanted to get a North American Soccer League...

Is Jessica Simpson the Yoko Ono of the Dallas Cowboys’ so far amazing and harmonious season? Well, as harmonious as a team can be with Terrell Owens in it. Playing Paul McCartney, T.O. decided to chime in on Simpsons’...

Yesterday was Tony Romo’s worst output of the season as his Cowboys lost to the Philly Eagles 23-7 (and he undoubtedly sunk many fantasy football teams that are in the playoffs right now). But was it Philly’s stout defense...

We loved the description of this clip: “He is one of the nicest, most gentle giants I have ever met. The chances of this happening were the same as if Ghandi punched out a homeless person.” We’re not sure...