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FridaySeptember262008

Joey Barton Works On Another Pitch

English troublemaker Joey Barton is currently serving a 200 hour community service sentence in Prudhoe, Northumberland, which is right next to Lusluth, Southfistland, and far far away from any Newcastle United fans who might want to jump on his...

TuesdaySeptember022008

Heads Up: Joey Barton Is Out Of Prison And Ready To Take Your Leg Off.

Joey Barton’s first game out of the pen saw his side fall 3-0 to Arsenal and hear the jeers from the opposing team’s fans. Lets just say Joey Barton isn’t appreciated in the Premiership. And after almost breaking Samir...

TuesdayJuly082008

Joey Barton Still In Prison, Newcastle United Looking To Part Ways And There's Video Proving He's A Psycho

Certified belligerent and renegade psycho Joey Barton is still in prison and awaiting early release after being sentenced to six months for basically beating the snot out of anyone who looks at him the wrong way. Video released a...

TuesdayJanuary152008

Joey Barton's Needs Soccer Rehab, Not Anger Management, Says Head Coach

Why anyone would release belligerent psycho Joey Barton from jail is beyond us. But sure enough, Newcastle head coach Nigel Peterson has confirmed that Barton has returned to kicking shins and busting balls on the pitch after he was...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Heads Up: Unbelievably, Two Inches Lower And This Would've Hurt More

Because we can’t get enough of bulls taking back the night, we love this clip of a matador getting the ragdoll treatment in the nuts. [iFilm] The Kansas City Royals are going to sign pitcher Bartolo Colon. We don’t...

FridayDecember282007

Heads Up: The Coach Needs To Keep His Son On A Leash

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

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