Chelsea FC have landed in China where they will take on some team from Guangzhou FA, which they will promptly thrash and be commended for their amazing pre-season play. See that giant blue monster up there? It’s not Frank...

Ah that England squad. Enjoying the summer when the rest of the world is taking shin kicks and swapping sweaty jerseys. Peter Crouch was enjoying the beach with his bodaciously busty lover Abbey Clancy. And Rio Ferdinand is in...

USA’s national soccer team was expecting to stun England on their home turf, but the direct opposite happened. And it all started with this brilliant header from John Terry. Sure the guy likes to spit blazing hot loogies at...

Everyone’s been yammering about Chelsea captain John Terry’s tearful outburst last night after he cost Chelsea the Champions League title. He cried, you empathized and we all wished him luck after missing the penalty that erased all of Chelsea’s...

Bryant Gumbel says shit on national television! Ok, he actually said “shin” and it was cable TV. Fine, the NFL Network, but those 17 viewers were supremely disturbed. [Mr. Irrelevant] Sir Alex is praising that foreigner Carlos Tevez for...

In an announcement that sent shivers through English Premier League locker rooms, U.K. Sports Minister Gerry Sutcliffe said soccer players are making too much money, and that regular fans are getting shut out. Upset at the notion, many EPL...