We never took Jose Canseco for a one-minute man, especially when dealing with an older, shorter and heavier guy. Of course we’re talking about his boxing debut Saturday night against Vai Sikahema, former Philly Eagle and current broadcaster (say...

Out of all the shmos that ever walked the earth, it pains us to think that Jose Canseco once had a sultry, I’ll-do-anything-for-a-hump Madonna on his lap pleading for some of his go-go racers. Yes, everything that Jose Canseco...

If you could see Jose Canseco fight in a boxing match, who would you choose? We’d say Danny Bonaduce and…and…a kangaroo. They are the only two options we can think of that would want to be involved on such...

Notorious steroid snitch and regarded bastard Jose Canseco has fallen prey to the endemic known as foreclosure. Have problems selling off your tall tales, are we? Canseco, 43, one of the most flamboyant U.S. baseball players until his retirement...

There are precious few qualities you look for in a friend. Things like loyalty and knowing when to shut the hell up. Unfortunately for Alex Rodriguez, he picked a doozy of a BFF in Mike Borzello. Borzello, who was...

Newsday caught up to New York Yankees third-baseman Alex Rodriguez and questioned him about Jose Canseco’s recently leaked accusations (like, six hours ago) that Rodriguez was a steroid user and also someone who wanted to sleep with Canseco’s wife....

Deadspin kingpin Will Leitch uncovered a source that offers some spoilers from Jose Cansesco’s new book: “Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and The Battle to Save Baseball.” (They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!)...

Well, some people may think that a film about grown men injecting testosterone into their asses may fall into the soft porn category. It’s not us, but, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing then you may...

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

When Jose Canseco released his steroid tell-all Juiced in 2004, everyone called him a self-absorbed, washed up ball player who was just seeking attention. Now, with all the hububb around the Mitchell Report and Canseco being vindicated, he’s decided...

Alex Rodriguez has called Jose Canseco a dirty stinkin’ liar. He’s not the first, and certainly not the last, but last night’s 60 Minutes interview where A-Rod denied ever used steroids flew in the face of Canseco’s no-proof damning...

We found another reason to torture you with Jose Canseco nipple pics. The former bash-brother was stunned when he caught a whiff of the “Mitchell Report” yesterday and Alex Rodriguez’s name wasn’t on the list. It’s cool Jose, we’re...

Honestly, we at the MachoChip headquarters thought yesterday’s Mitchell Report congressional hearings would’ve been a bigger circus that it turned out to be. With that big a stage, anyone from Jimmy Carter to Morganna the Kissing Bandit could’ve walked...

In the worse case of brown-on-brown crime involving Cubans since Gloria Estafan ditched the Sound Machine, Jose Canseco casually mentioned during a radio show that Alex Rodriguez will soon be under the same steroid cloud that Barry Bonds now...