VIA GUANABEE: Retired Funny Cide jockey Jose Santos’ daughter Sophia is being detained for allegedly killing a woman in a drunk driving accident Sunday on Long Island. We aren’t sure she is guilty, but her MySpace page probably isn’t helping....

We like to cheer for the little guy around here, so we decided to salute Chilean jockey, and future hall of famer, Jose Santos. The aging and crumbling rider has called it quits after twenty-three years of ball-busting saddle...