Going over to Spain and experiencing the siesta culture firsthand can be a little disorientating. This goes double for an 18-year-old kid like Jozy Altidore, who has found life with his new Villareal team (including midday naps) a lot...

Of course really cool shit happens two weeks after we depart from NYC to Mexico City for the next two years. We did live about four blocks away from Sara D. Roosevelt Park—right down the street from Whole Foods...

A giant sigh of relief passed over Machochip HQ when we read that Jozy Altidore was going to definitely stay at Villareal next season, instead of being loaned out to Recreativo Huelva. Villarreal look set to go back on...

Whatever it was that made us proud that Jozy Altidore was going to Spain and wreck shop in La Liga has taken a bit of a hit. Villareal, the team that will be paying a $10 million transfer fee...

There was a reason why Jozy Altidore tried to dispel rumors that Real Madrid were on his heels last year. That’s because they probably weren’t, but a certain Spanish semi-sometimes-does-well-powerhouse was definitely interested in the 18 year old and...

The Offside New York Red Bulls have some exclusive pictures of Jozy Altidore doing some not-so-exciting autograph signing at an ESPNZone this weekend, but it’s important to see that Jozy is still up for hanging with regular folk. Enjoy...

Freddy Adu has the moves and Jozy Altidore has the touch. The allure of this video stems from the fact that these two lads are the future of American soccer. That’s right, England, you better be shivering in your...

When you’re on the cover of a video game next to Ronaldinho and there’s talk of the world’s richest clubs targeting you, it’s hard not to get a big head. Luckily, 18-year-old American prodigy Jozy Altidore, who’s on the...

Highlights from last night’s Mexico V USA match. The “synthetic video”: creepy, or cool? [YouTube] Breaking-F@#&-News: Cristiano Ronaldo has to practice—regularly—to be the best soccer player in the world. Shocking. [The Australian]...

Why do we feel if there were a rumble between the EPL SuperFans and MLS SuperFans, there’d be a lot of Yanks on the ground writhing in pain? [AOL Fanhouse] Real Madrid say they now have no interest in...

We’re now going to admit a fascination with Jozy Altidore’s blog on the New York Times. It’s so rare to read an up-and-coming player be so transparent about his desire to get the hell out of where he is—in...

New York Red Bulls star youngster Jozy Altidore is a regular contributor to the New York Times Soccer blog cleverly named “Goal.” He wrote in last week from China and dispelled absolutely nothing about his links to Spanish giants...

So why are the police releasing this video of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa getting busted in a DUI so many months after? Apparently someone forgot to send Palm Beach police an autographed photo of Albert Pujols. [Sox...

The New York Red Bulls star Jozy Altidore just turned 18 years old, but he’s getting wise beyond his years. He only recently played in his first international game, the U.S. victory over South Africa, but his name is...

Apparently this keeper loved the goal so much, he pooped his pants and had to scoot his uni clean. I saw my dog do that right after Derek Fisher’s last minute shot to beat the Spurs in ‘04. [YouTube]...