





Since soccer is “The World’s Game,” as it’s been called so many times, why should one language be the dominating tongue that dictates the ebb and flow of it? Two stories out of The Sun highlight the struggle two...




We’re not saying that Tottenham Spurs co-chairman Daniel Levy reads Machochip, but Juande Ramos was fired on Saturday, the day after we said the team had to. Sure, it’s akin to saying it’s a good idea to to put...




With all the Presidential endorsements getting published nowadays, we thought we’d go a different way. We’re going to take this space and actually rail against someone to lose their job. We think the leadership has gotten a little stale...




Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB ALCS Game Seven: Last night ended ten years of futility in Tampa Bay as the Rays beat the Red Sox to advance to the World Series. Not only had they never even...




When the start of the EPL season rolled around, a lot of people (like us) were wondering if Tottenham were going to be as good as they seemed on-paper with new signings like Giovani Dos Santos and Roman Pavlyuchenko....




When the EPL season came to a close last year, the buzz around the Tottehnham Spurs was more akin to a chorus of caws coming from vultures circling White Hart Lane. Even though Juande Ramos won the Carling Cup...




When Martin Jol was relieved of his duties as the Tottenham Spurs coach, with him went the “playing not to lose” mentality that plagued his tenure. The new Juande Ramos regime came in mid-season, and while not perfect, his...




Tottenham Hotspur players have been complaining about a newfound stench in the club house. Is it the pestulence of victory? No. It’s actually the methane release of Tottenham Hotspur players who are coping with coach Juande Ramos’ strict diet....




It was one year ago today that current Tottenham Hotspur head coach—and former Sevilla FC head coach—Juande Ramos was knocked the funk out by a bottle thrown from a Real Betis fan during a Copa Del Rey match in...




Fresh off a drubbing of Arsenal in the Carling Cup Semis, players for Tottenham Spurs should be happy and having fun, right? Not for Spurs French defender Pascal Chimbonda. He got real real talking to the British tabloids about...




We love Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov because A) he’s probably the best striker not in Champion’s League play—as shown by his four goal burst against Aston Villa last Saturday—and B) he looks like a Bulgarian Andy Garcia. Apparently his...




We always here of the small town kid heading to the big city to fulfill his/her dreams. But unless you’re a cracked out nature freak, or hippie, the progression of the big city kid doesn’t involve any dreams that...




It’s turning out to be a Monday manager mayhem spectacular at Machochip HQ today. We’re so hot with stories about coaches that we definitely can’t stop now. Sevilla FC president Jose Maria del Nido is still ticked at the...




Sevilla FC of Spain is furious at EPL team Tottenham for the “treacherous” way they poached the Spanish side’s manager, Juande Ramos. Ramos took over for Martin Jol late last week, but had been rumored to do so for...

