It must have been as bad as we said it would be in the Kansas City Chiefs’ locker room when TE Tony Gonzalez showed up yesterday. After whining to FOX Sports’ Jay Glazer that he was “pissed off” his...

Unlike other sports, the NFL trade deadline usually passes with little fanfare. This year, however, there was a small bit of action as the hapless Kansas City Chiefs attempted to shop their all-pro TE Tony Gonzalez to a contending...

When we were scouring the internet trying to set our fantasy football lineups (Anquan Boldin and Green Bay Defense FTW, thankyouverymuch), we found out that the San Jose Mercury News was reporting that Oakland Raiders overseer Al Davis was...

Considering who he has throwing to him this season, saving a man’s life might be the highlight of Kansas City Chiefs’ Tony Gonzalez’s year. Yesterday, he got props from both the George Bush and Barack Obama for his heroic...

Finally, someone other than his quarterback is as happy KC Chiefs’ Tight End Tony Gonzalez is as tall as he is. A California man was choking in a restaurant when Gonzalez came up behind him and performed the Heimlich...

Vegan football player Tony Gonzalez hates talking about the Super Bowl and loves chicks with “low mileage.” No. You’re thinking about exactly what he’s talking about. [With Leather] Alex Rodriguez will have to govern himself now that his leash...

We’re not sure what the statistics are when it comes to vegetarian football players. The notion is an oxymoron of cataclysmic proportions. Football players are supposed to be cannibals; dismemberers of their own members; savorers of their own species....