Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Olympic Men’s Basketball: In an awesome display of fourth quarter prowess, Kobe Bryant willed his squad by scoring 13 of his 27 points in the last frame to beat the Spanish squad (again)...

Just in case you hadn’t noticed, it’s August. And August is the month that Kobe Bryant likes to start throwing tantrums. Or, at least he enjoys ruffling some feathers with incendiary rhetoric that manages to piss off his loyal...

Does Kobe Bryant need a hug? Almost two months after getting blown out by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Kobe still hasn’t seemed to have gotten over it. How do we know? Because when the Olympian was asked...

So the Celtics’ Paul Pierce (aka Crack, aka Stabby McStabbersons) is currently in Madrid to promote whatever it is recent NBA Champs promote overseas—or maybe give impoverished kids 2008 Lakers Championship T-shirts to run it in LA’s face. Whatever...

So who would’ve thought that out of all the future foretelling films from the 80s like RoboCop and Escape From New York, it would be Back To The Future II that would take the prize for most accurate (although...

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s drooping chest, the video above was bound to happen. Obviously some obsessive Phoenix Suns loving dad thought it would be a brilliant idea to videotape his kids singing the lyrics to Shaquille O’Neal’s infamous freestyle rap...

Kobe Bryant has been M.I.A. since the Lakers lost to the Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals. Unsurprisingly, Kobe’s soaking up some sun and taking pictures of his hottie wife on a Cabo San Lucas beach, where the two...

TMZ uncovered this video of Phoenix Suns’ center Shaquille O’Neal throwing out a freestyle rap in a NYC nightclub yesterday. We thought the feud with Kobe Bryant was squashed on that 2005 Christmas matchup, but Shaq’s still ticked. How...

Irish bookmaker Paddy Power is going to give the first Spaniard to score against the Swiss tomorrow a Hummer SUV—but only if they do the ‘Chiki-Chiki’ dance right after it. With gas prices like $9 a gallon over there,...

Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling has become quite the persona non grata in Los Angeles. After being called “gutless” by the LA Times’ TJ Simers for questioning Kobe Bryant’s leadership skills, it was Bryant’s turn to address the issue,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Delayed And Couped Up In A New York Airport NBA Finals: The Los Angeles Lakers finally beat the Boston Celtics for the first time this year, though it wasn’t the...

It’s always a party when Jackass is involved in douchebaggery. And when you get Kobe to sign on for a viral ad consisting of a kiddie-pool filled with snakes of the slithering kind, then you know it’s bound to...

NBA Playoffs 2008: Kobe busts out the breakdancing basketball dribble to stun the Spurs into submission. Actually, he simply hit a clutch jump shot with 23.9 seconds to go that lead to a well-deserved comeback win. Booyah. Los Angeles...

Kobe Bryant shed a little light onto his most prevalent of influences. And the specific influence of AC Milan’s style of soccer is what became adherent to Kobe’s style of play. This is merely another indicator that basketball players...

Basketball players have holsters in their trunks. At least that’s the case with Kobe. You think he went a bit overboard with the cockiness? Seriously, it’s the second game of the first round, brah. You’re supposed to dismantle the...

Kobe Bryant’s panic-induced “I want me some championships or get me the fuck out of here” tirade during the pre-season left most Los Angeles Lakers’ fans jaded and wanting to sick every vato they knew on Kobe’s ass. The...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: So does the Lakers #1 seed in the West mean Kobe Bryant and owner Jerry Buss are friends now? Los Angeles 124, Sacramento 101. [AFP] MLB 2008: Ken Griffey Jr. hit his...

Did Kobe Bryant really jump over an Aston Martin traveling at 50mph? This video went viral a few days ago, but we decided to post today because a) we’ve been stuck watching this reciting “Is this real?” to ourselves...

One way that soccer players have been curbing ejections from referee insults for years is by cursing the hell out of them in another language. It’s the benefit of being Senegalese in England, or Czech in Spain. So, after...

The NBA released this new commercial reminding us that fear is not an option for players particpating in the playoffs; or, that Kobe Bryant and Shaq secretly share the same brain, which would explain tons. We grimaced the entire...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: If scoring isn’t enough, try to rip your opponent’s face off before they can score anymore. That’ll teach them. Los Angeles Lakers 123, Golden State Warriors 119. (OT) [AP] Women’s NCAA: Georgetown...

We could’ve run with a video of a guy smashing his nuts skateboarding down a handrail, but this is more important to us. It’s not everyday you see a prominent member of the NBA doing a PSA about global...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBASeriously, who needs to even play defense these days when you can just score at will. OK, fine. Watching Ronnie Turiaf block shots is fun. Los Angeles Lakers 108, Dallas Mavericks 104 (OT)....

Lakers bring back some “Showtime” last night during their trouncing of the Miami Heat. You can only get away with this stuff against teams like the Miami Heat. [YouTube] Pimped out SUV’s in Ireland are a bit weird. And...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The frantically flinging arms defense is our favorite. Los Angeles Lakers 106, Miami Heat 88. [AP] Copa Del Rey: This tournament makes all the little teams feel really important. Getafe 3, Racing...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: When is Andrew Bynum going to receive his apology, Kobe? Los Angeles 122, Phoenix 115. [LATimes] NFL: It was a Monday night beat down that sent shock waves up to Wednesday morning....

The Los Angeles Lakers are actually winning. And if we sound surprised it’s because we are. They are an overrated barrel of house wine. And their win against the Clippers this past weekend didn’t inspire Phil Jackson to think...

The saying goes: “There’s no such thing as bad publicity.” In the world of professional sports, that means no matter what an athlete does these days, a scandalous allegation or a life-altering conviction can propel them to mega-status. When...

If asked, which would Laker Kobe Bryant admit to wanting to sink more: his marriage or his ball club? Because it seems like he’s done pretty damaging work on both ends for the past couple of years. But just...

Maybe Brian Billick should’ve been paying more attention to the field and time outs during the Ravens loss to the Patriots, instead of blowing kisses to the opposing players. But he has a Super Bowl ring and we don’t,...

Even if the Los Angeles Lakers lose their most prized commodity—Mr. Kobe Bryant—they can rest assured that they’ll have a prolific coach to guide them through the horrendous years that await them. Phil Jackson has signed a two-year extension...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Charity Soccer: The “friends of Ronaldo” and the “friends of Zidane” got together Monday (shush) to duke it out on the pitch in an effort to end poverty. The game ended 2-2, poverty...

Basketball stars aren’t shy about their affinity for “the beautiful game.” First, Kobe Bryant declared his infatuation for FC Barcelona’s team last year—specifically his giganto crush on Ronaldinho; Steve Nash is just short of ex-naying his basketball contract (since...

We love chili peppers. Sure, they don’t love us the next morning, but we’re the jerk that asks for extra jalapeños on the nachos because those wimpy out-of-the-can bits only work when counted in pounds. That said, “five or...

Remember all of that smack talk Kobe Bryant was laying out a few weeks back? Fans finally got the chance to vent a little frustration on their prima donna star. As a matter of fact, fans weren’t too shy...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: And the nightmare (or fun) begins in Los Angeles. The Houston Rockets break Kobe’s 45 point tear and beat the Lakers 95-93. [Yahoo] Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s River Plate advances to semifinals after...

Toss away your ketchup stained baseball jerseys sports fans because the NBA is rolling in like a housemaid with brand new sheets. Basketball season kicks off tonight and we’re pumped. Why? Because this is our only chance to fantasize...

Has the descent of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s libido already started? He was seen hanging out with Britney Spears this past weekend. We never thought we’d say this, but we vote for Bush. [Jen’s Free Throws] The MLS’...