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MondayJuly212008

Beckham: "MLS Is Better Than You Think... Now Will You Get That Gun From My Head?"

So MLS, how you doin’? According to your most famous import, David Beckham, you’re a growth industry that can do no wrong. It’s apparently the Next! Best! Thing! Wait, what year is this? America’s been hearing this forever Becks,...

FridayMarch212008

Would David Beckham Buy The Chicago Fire?

OMG, everyone, David Beckham has the option to buy an MLS franchise when his contract with the Galaxy ends!!!! The story comes from a 60 Minutes segment the soccer star taped that will air Sunday and, well, really shouldn’t...

FridayFebruary222008

Not Even A Shirtless Beckham Can Save Soccer On The Big Island

It seems that no matter what time zone they’re in, the LA Galaxy just seem to suck. That’s why it came as a surprise that, even with a healthy David Beckham, they were invited to participate in the inaugural...

FridayFebruary152008

The LA Galaxy Are Just Whoring It Up

We think everyone’s in agreement that North America is a place where soccer can grow and prosper (okay, we mean the 2/3rds of it above Mexico). So why are the LA Galaxy cavorting about the globe, showing off David...

WednesdayFebruary062008

David Beckham Longing For A Winning... Anything

The luster and shine of Los Angeles might have worn away for David Beckham. Long ago are the days of winning championships with Manchester United and Real Madrid, and now it’s about the traveling road show known as the...

ThursdayNovember082007

Pele Wants The MLS To Come Clean About Beckham's Inability To Score

Pele—apparently during a break from kissing Sheffield F.C.’s butt—has taken the MLS to task for misleading the U.S. about David Beckham. According to the Brazilian legend, the league told fans that Becks was some sort of ScoreBot 3000, sent...

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