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TuesdayNovember182008

"Cycling, like the world, is very divided." Lance Armstrong Talks To The Guardian.

France has been spitting on the ground and shouting “Sacrebleu!” ever since Lance Armstrong announced his return to cycling, so The Guardian’s Donald McRae flew all the way to Austin to sit down with the controversial maybe doper to...

TuesdaySeptember232008

Alberto Contador Doesn't Want Lance Armstrong On His Team

Here’s a scenario to understand. Imagine working your way to the top of your company, dodging allegations of cheating, winning the employee of the year award by default because the real winner was caught shtupping the board of director’s...

MondaySeptember082008

Lance Armstrong Is Getting Back On The Saddle, Racing For Astana

Everyone check your Vanity Fair next month because news is going to hit that Lance Armstrong is hopping back on the saddle and coming out of retirement. Well, you know his libido is going to be affected so watch...

FridaySeptember052008

Lance Armstrong: Ladies Man And Sex Master.

We like Lance Armstrong because he’s a great symbol of perseverance and dedication. Every time we want to quit blogging and dedicate our lives to some altruistic pursuit, we dig deep into our wretched, money-loving soul, and tell ourselves...

FridayJune272008

"Juan Pelota", A.K.A. Lance Armstrong, Talks To Gayle King

Lance Armstrong bicycling career is revered across the world (except in France). He conquered the Tour de France for seven consecutive years, survived cancer and endured a stint as Sheryl Crow’s stand up bass. Heh. Shut up. He also...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Lance Armstrong To Open Bike Shop For People Who Hate Sweating

Lance Armstong left the world of competitive bicycle racing under a blanket of controversy, but people still revere him as the greatest cancer-fighting bike dude ever. So, what better way to capitalize on all of those people that love...

ThursdayNovember292007

Feature: The Ten Most Fashionable Sports Playas

In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock show....

MondayNovember052007

Heads Up: Is Alex Rodriguez Fish Bait?

Miguel Cabrera is leaving the Florida Marlins… to make room for Alex Rodriguez? Considering Rodriguez made as much as the entire Marlins roster last year, it seems unlikely. [Palm Beach Post] The knucklehead who brushed AC Milan goalie Dida...

FridayNovember022007

Heads Up: Where We Overlook Things We Really Shouldn’t

By immediately hiring Joe Torre, the Dodgers violated the rule where minority candidates have to be interviewed for managerial openings. They were saved because the owner’s wife is a VP to the team. Um, what? [Signal To Noise] You...

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