Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: In the four games since Tony Romo got the boo-boo on his pinky, Dallas has gone 0-4 and have been outscored by an average of 13 points a game. Worse than that,...

Puta madre, it’s like we’re going to start a whole section on this site just for Spanish racists. This time, they’re targeting F1 superstar Lewis Hamilton (again), but have upped the ante. They’ve moved their 13th-century ideals to the...

One of the questions we throw around here at the Machochip headquarters is why professional athletes sometimes cast themselves as the underdog to gain a competitive advantage (also: why does Hot Pockets cheese burn more than regular cheese?). Take...

Since everyone’s basically condemned soccer Queen Of The WAGs, Nereida Gallardo, to the cavernous lair of WAG has-beens (but you’ll always be special to us, sweetheart), Machochip’s been on the lookout for a possible replacement today. Call it the...

The last time we spoke about Lewis Hamilton, we were quite perturbed because of bastard racist Spaniards giving him a hard time. His life has been better since....

This picture is of Formula One ex-teammates Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso during better times. That’s because even after blackfaced fans taunted Hamilton last year in Alonso’s home country of Spain, he doesn’t think Spanish F1 fans are racist...

McLaren racing car driver Lewis Hamilton didn’t have a great weekend in Barcelona. Hamilton, the first black Formula One series driver in history, had to suffer from Spain’s ruthless and degenerate fans, usually only found in soccer, during trials...

div#main{overflow:visible;} We’re unabashed fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, so when Carl decided to speak the gospel about the Mitchell Report, we had to play his disciples. [100% Injury Rate, via Deadspin] Some nastiness went down at Manchester United’s...

A-Rod’s not greedy, he’s just trying to feed his family… really expensive food. [YouTube, via Deadspin] The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry was backed by his team against drug allegations—after he passed the drug and lie detector tests....

Spanish Motorsport Federation president Carlos Gracia has called all British racing fans racists and ironic wankers for hoping black chap Lewis Hamilton leads them to an F1 victory. Man, add some lyrics to your national anthem and all of...