Who: Steven Gerrard, Liverpool Opponent: Marseille League/Tournament: Champions League Que Paso?: Steven Gerrard celebrated his tenth anniversary as a Liverpool Red by taking this WTF? cross in from Xabi Alonso and turning it into pure gold. The 23rd minute...

World Series Game Four: Word to the Tampa Bay Rays—if you want to win a World Series game, it’s probably best not to let the 1-8 hitters in the Phillies lineup go up during the first inning. That’s what...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night World Series Game One: It’s been a rough 20 years since Philadelphia saw their last title. But that was before the man known as Cole Hamels brought his pitching sexiness to the City...

To paraphrase Eddie Murphy in Coming To America, this Steven Gerrard goal in Champions League play is “pretty… oh so pretty.” The replay of the ball going through the air is so Matrix, we half expected the Eindhoven keeper...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: The heroics throughout Chelsea’s clash against Liverpool were extraordinary enough to extract a civil salute a la’ beer raise from us. Yet, the refereeing in this game was an example of...

Leave it to Liverpool’s Yankee owners to mistakenly entrust a filthy banker with their property. If Liverpool don’t pay £31.5 million to their bank, Lumpturd & Hoser, in six weeks, they may be forced to sell off Ryan Babel...

English soccer star Steven Gerrard’s father, Paul, has had to come to the defense of a man in England who is on trial for a robbery he says he didn’t commit. The elder Gerrard wrote a letter in defense...

Arsenal and Liverpool have played three games against each other over the course of a week and are probably as sick of each other as we are with watching these two teams clash. Seriously. One time a few months...

Can the sins of the father be taken out on the son? When it has to do with EPL soccer. Tom Hicks, Jr, son of T. H. Sr. who owns the Liverpool Reds (plus the Texas Rangers and Dallas...

When do you ever, unless you live in New York City, want to deal with public transportation? In England, you have those cool cabs to chauffeur you around, but even that can turn into a miserable experience. Take recently...

Watching this video inspired a question among the Machochip interns: do you prefer the launching power of the English footballers, or the speedy, 50 yard South American sprints? Use Lionel Messi’ 2006 example. Whatever you prefer, a knock from...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: Liverpool overcome a thousand (or so it seemed) Inter Milan hand balls to win the first leg of their quarterfinal match. Who cares about domestic leagues when you can win in...

We’ve been like a nursing baby without a teat these last few months without European Champions League play, but it’s finally here. The tournament is down to the final 16 clubs and eight teams clash today in the first...

We miss tuning into Fox Soccer Channel and seeing Cisse’s newest hairstyle. It was actually a treat back when he played for Liverpool. Besides the hair, his goal scoring was comparable to some Durian: sweet, but it reeked. Mm,...

How much would you pay to have a piece of your favorite club? If you think you’ve heard this question before, let’s put it in its proper context—this ain’t no fifth division team. The Share Liverpool FC Group is...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The result of the Super Bowl will be the same, except the score will be slightly lower. Boston 109, New York Knicks 93. [ESPN] Premiership: Liverpool come from behind and steal every...

The Wizard of Odds blog is running a poll to see which cheap shot in football is the worst of the year. We can’t help but choose this chop block on LSU’s Glen Dorsey. He’s going to the NFL...

Liverpool FC are late on a lot of things this year: firing head coach Rafa Benitez, moving on up in the standings and throwing their holiday bash. The club, after thrashing Luton 5-0 in FA Cup action this week,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid’s victory dance consists of a smug face and a fist pump. We preferred the Brazilian cockroach goal dance of Ronaldo, Julio Baptista and Robinho . Real Madrid 2,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: Does one suck their thumb more passionately when their opponent is a good, rather than mediocre? Real Madrid 3, Lazio 1. [AFP] NBA: Take note: no Tim Duncan means no...

Ricky Hatton fever is hitting England’s soccer players like the Rage Virus in 28 Days Later. It’s even threatening to take down some teams as they head in Champions League play because this weekend’s 4 AM fight (England time)...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night European Champions’ League: Liverpool 8, Besiktas 0. It was an amazing display of…wait…who the hell is Besiktas? Do it against someone we know and we’ll talk. [Goal] European Champions’ League: Real Madrid coach...

So what in the world does Liverpool have to do to stay alive tonight? It seems like we go through this each and every year with this squad. They are one Champions’ League loss away from humiliation. They’ve been...

Recent S.L. Benfica addition Freddy Adu hit his second game-winner in three games for the Portuguese team (wearing red in the video above). Maybe your second wind comes at 30? [The Offside Rules] Mariano Rivera is quietly negotiating a...