First, this MEGAVIDEO requires a button to be pushed in the middle. UGH! Second, this preseason Yossi goal, against some team we’ve never heard of, is quite the fancy touch of grace. It’s like he added a weight of...

Ryan Babel’s 117th minute strike against Chelsea was a proclamation of hope. The Liverpool fans at the pub we were at became wide-eyed, invigorated at the possibility their team might actually slay the dragon of mediocrity this season, and...

We can’t count how many times we’ve whiffed while trying to get a shot on goal. This is why we’re not professional soccer players, but Liverpool’s Dirk Kuyt is. Yeah, there’s keeper error involved (You’re supposed to make yourself...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: If John Arne Riise lived in South America, he’d need a dozen or so bodyguards protecting him for the next week. Liverpool dominated Chelsea for 93.27 minutes until Riise’s own goal...

Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos felt a gust of wind, then saw a sharp red light cross perpendicular to him, then heard the roaring of 20,000 fans. It was Fernando Torres schooling him in the arts of scoring. Liverpool would...

Let’s recap what happened before the above video took place. After Arsenal’s Abou Diaby provided the Gunners with a lead in the 13th minute, Sami Hyypia fired a header passed a diving Cesc Fabregas that would of made Lindsey...

Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso had a rude awakening this evening when it was reported he would be banished from Liverpool’s Champions League match against Inter Milan because he was staying in England to be with his pregnant girlfriend…who happens...

Liverpool midfielder Luis Garcia rockets a volley that makes Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon look like, well, a buffoon. We live to watch the swerving volley. It’s equivalent to watching a grand slam in baseball, or finding a $25 chip...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Firstly, who plays a domestic league match during Champions league time? Liverpool thrust their redness to fourth with the help of Fernando Torres’ hat trick. Liverpool 4, West Ham United 0. [Daily...

The best part of this video isn’t the strike; it’s the goalie crawling frantically back towards his goal in a futile attempt to save Xavi Alonso’s shot....

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Not too hard Nani.” “Yeah. Whatever. BOOM.”...

It finally happened. Liverpool head coach Rafa Benitez was kicked in the teeth, left bloodied and bruised for all to see, and all at the expense of his two-timin’, American bosses. Tom Hicks, co-owner of Liverpool FC, admitted to...

Liverpool’s American owners aren’t the biggest fans of Spanish head coach Rafa Benitez. Liverpool is sluggishly hanging on to the fifth spot in the Premiership standings and if things don’t shape up in the Beatles hometown, then Benitez will...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Manchester find warmth in the depths of Sunderland. That translates to they kicked their arse. Man Utd. 4, Sunderland 0. [Independent] Premiership: Rafa Benitez gets to keep his job for another week....

You’d think a salary of $250,000 a week would translate into obtaining an entourage of one, or ten private security, body guards and ex Greco-Roman high school wrestling champions to protect millions in assets (see assets: right). Liverpool FC...

The last round of the group stages has arrived and the elite of the elite are wavering in a muck of uncertainty. Powerhouses Liverpool FC and Spanish giants Real Madrid are two of the teams looking to advance out...

Liverpool FC head coach Rafa Benitez has been in hot water ever since he called out his American owner bosses for being cheapskates. He demanded some extra dough to pick up some players during the Winter transfer window, but...

Matchday 5 of European Champions’ League clashes are about to start and we’re as hyped as that one time we waited five hours to see Rage Against The Machine. Well, it might not be that exciting since it’s merely...

Fernando Torres’ transfer from Spanish pee-ons Atletico Madrid to Premiership pee-ons Liverpool has been far from smooth. But the striker has found the style of play in England suitable to his soccer needs, so he’s gone ahead and decided...

What do you do when your country is one-game away from a major collapse? You ask a friend for some help. England are on the verge of not qualifying for Euro 2008, so Liverpool duo Peter Crouch and Steven...

Liverpool 8, Besiktas 0. It’s the biggest Champions’ League shallacking in history. The game was more than a pummeling. It was a slaughter, a demolishing, a massacre. And what could Besiktas actually do to stop such a tirade of...