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ThursdayNovember132008

Heads Up: Shaq Is Finally Properly Used In Phoenix—As A Battering Ram

We wonder if Shaq got the technique he used to take down Yao and Steve Nash busting down doors as a fake Sheriff. [suns.fandome.com]...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Lorena Ochoa Think The LPGA 'English-Only' Rule Is A 'Little Drastic'

When we heard about the LPGA’s “English-only” rule, we were kind of left scratching our heads. Apparently using the sex appeal of players like Anna Rawson and Natalie Glubis to sell a women’s sport wasn’t working, so they decided...

ThursdayJune262008

Sound The Horns: 18 Year Old Amateur Maria Jose Uribe Is Kicking Lorena Ochoa's Minidonck.

Lorena Ochoa is bidding to win her first US Open championship this weekend but she’s already pinned up against some stiff competition from a Colombian amateur named Maria Jose Uribe. Golf For Women’s editor believes she’s bascially getting spanked....

WednesdayMarch262008

Lorena Ochoa Loves People, Tiger Woods Wants You To Shut The F*#& UP!

If you want to compare the LPGA’s best and the PGA’s best, stop right here. We perused through USA Today’s golf page when we caught sight of Lorena Ochoa’s name and a post commending her recent visit to Ping,...

ThursdayFebruary212008

Mexican Golfer Lorena Ochoa Is Not The Virgin Mary, She's A Golfer

Colorado Avid Golfer decided to spice up their recent magazine issue by depicting Lorena Ochoa as the hippest Catholic in Mexico. The spread showcased a lurid photo of Lorena Ochoa’s face embedded onto an iconic image of the “Virgen...

MondayNovember192007

Heads Up: The Germans Love Their Fingers

When Jens Lehmann gave Germans the finger, we remembered this gem from Deutschland’s national coach Joachim Löw. Man, someone give him a bratwurst or something. Or at least some speed stick. [The Beautiful Game] Nine cities are interested in...

ThursdayNovember152007

Heads Up: Do You Think The Ref Likes Water Sports?

We love this video because you know the ref gives the player a red card three minutes later for sneezing. [YouTube] The officer who shot the Italian fan that sparked last week’s riot is facing murder charges. We can’t...

FridayOctober122007

"Mexican Golf Sensation" Isn't An Oxymoron Anymore, Thanks Lorena Ochoa

After beating out scores of ladies over six major tournaments this year, Mexican golf sensation Lorena Ochoa finally caught our eye. Before her, we didn’t even realize Mexicans knew about golf. Shit, were we wrong. Not only did Lorenita...

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