MLS clasicos aren’t as exciting as other clasicos around the world, but Alan Gordon’s extra-time heroics salvaged a draw for a struggling Galaxy team and gave the game some much-needed excitement. Now if the Galaxy could figure out how...

Let’s take an Olympics-boobie-hot girls break for a second in order to bring you news that the Galaxy have finally axed GM Alexi Lalas. In another move, coach Ruud Gullit resigned due to “personal reasons”, which means he can’t...

Of course there was going to be an impassioned reporter waiting at the helm of Cristiano Ronaldo’s red carpet strut yesterday, ready to ask that question we’ve all wanted answered over the last few months: “Hey Cristiano. You thinking...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: It’s a bust because no one claimed victory. Though, Edson Bundle’s 72nd heroics made it interesting. The only ties within derbies that we’ll ever enjoy have to go the 3-3 draw Real...

David Beckham has his entrepreneurial claws everywhere these days. From Armani to Chinese condoms, you can find almost anything touting Beckham’s image (or package). Besides garnering ludicrous amounts of dough, Beckham has also acquired a raunchy stench from his...

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

This goal is impressive because anyone with a lesser pedigree would’ve tensed up and possibly had a chance at goal. David Beckham, on the other hand, has been doing this for years. Yet, the ball didn’t dribble into the...

There’s no need to expound upon the brilliance of this goal. What needs addressing is Eric Wynalda’s call on this. It’s about as anti-climactic as you can get, festering somewhere between Arena football announcing and giant rat shrieking while...

You can’t turn to an American publication to get the real sentiments of Los Angeles Galaxy head coach Ruud Gullit towards his team. Only European papers that are far, far away qualify as safe havens. Unfortunately, the Los Angeles...

We’d don’t want to discredit the superb performances of Landon Donovan (hat-trick) and Alan Gordon (deux goals) during the LA Galaxy’s derby match against city rivals Chivas USA, but we really think the scruffy, I-say-free-instead-of-three beard of David Beckham...

David Beckham can’t confide in the number of paparazzi harassing him wherever he goes, or rest assured that the Los Angeles Galaxy will be victorious come end of season. But he can depend on Galaxy fans criticizing his Hollywood...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: A gutsy performance out in Los Angeles as David Beckham and Landon Donovan get engaged score a duo. It’s an ideal situation, but that one will be scarce. San Jose 0, Los...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: Analysis concerning the Los Angeles Galaxy is futile at best. We’re simply going to reveal that Cobi Jones totally got out with some dignity. Los Angeles Galaxy 0, Colorado Rapid 4. [Daily...

When it comes to the value of European soccer players in the United States, one can argue that M.L.S. would have better luck ransacking and fostering players from nearby Latino neighborhoods in every major city in the United States....

David Beckham is currently courting Fabio Capello in England where he looks to accomplish his feat of 100 caps with an English kit. Yet, it wasn’t too long ago that he met up with CNN anchor Anderson Cooper to...

When we saw these pictures of David Beckham’s former personal assistant and sexual plaything Rebecca Loos, we were shocked and awed. But it wasn’t the boobiness of them, or our girlfriend’s pleas that if she saw them up on...

Seeing as we have nothing newsworthy to report on the Los Angeles Galaxy and David Beckham (ever), here’s a story via Sports By Brooks dispelling news that David Beckham is quite the generous chap. He reportedly gave a waitress...

Is that hardware at the foot of the photo? Better question: is that Sasquatch in Shanghai? The Los Angeles Galaxy won some meaningless trophy yesterday in an exhibition match against a fused Shaghai/Hong Kong team. The depiction of a...

If you want to see David Beckham’s impact on Major League Soccer, just gaze out into the stands of the next Los Angeles Galaxy game. He brings out the teenie-boppers, the soccer moms and the porn stars. Besides that,...

David Beckham has done absolutely shite for Major League Soccer. If you write us to provide stats on the financial impact he’s generated, fine. But besides selling jerseys, the Beckham hype is as prevalent as a fart in a...

When David Beckham left Manchester United in 2003, the role of right winger for the Reds’ was an intimidating vacancy. Then came a cocky, Portuguese-born dazzler by the name of Cristiano Ronaldo. Last night, Portsmouth witnessed an assortment of shock-and-awe...

You’d think it was Beckham’s Monday Mayhem spectacular on this damn site today. Well, it is, so bare with it. The Los Angeles Galaxy released their roster for their Shanghai friendly—which takes place against a youth team comprised mostly...

New England chief Fabio Capello wants everyone to know this is a new day in England. When the national team suits for its friendly against Switzerland, there won’t be a familiar face on the sidelines—David Beckham’s. It turns out...

Man, and we thought we were cool for walking on the wall for like three steps in the seventh grade. [YouTube] Becks and the Galaxy are going to be playing some little ass (read: under-20) Chinese soccer players when...

News from the trash bin: Newcastle head coach Kevin Keegan has commenced his reconquest of “Toon Town” by joining hand-in-hand with fat owner Mike Ashley in everything stupid and absurd. There’s news from across the Atlantic that the Newcastle...

Guatemalan international Carlos Ruiz is heading back to the Los Angeles Galaxy in exchange for a 2009 first round draft pick and an undisclosed amount of Colombia’s finest perrico fee. That means David Beckham, Landon Donavon and Carlos Ruiz...

Peeps at The Offside led us to a story about David Beckham’s super polluting spree over 2007. Turns out environmentalists, not to be confused with window washers on the street begging for change, are ticked that “Baby Becks” is...

We’re not going to use any “izzles” or “ozzles.” But as we cited earlier, Snoop Dogg and Becks are the best of friends these days. This photo-op, courtesy of some college drop out who purchased an expensive digital SLR,...

Becks & Company have traveled way down under to New Zealand to take on soccer team Wellington Phoenix this coming Saturday. Unfortunately, most of the 4 million inhabitants of the island nation correlate soccer with a sport schoolchildren play....

Australians have been hooting and hollering for their boy David Beckham this weekend, and he finally gave them the show they’d paid for. Fortunately for the 80,000 plus fans, he dished out a signature free-kick to give the Galaxy...

The Los Angeles Galaxy have traveled to Australia to take part in an exhibition match this week and all of Sydney has come out to watch “Baby Becks” kick the footie around. Upon arrival, Beckham was bombarded with the...

After this collision, tell us who’s the lithe, 5’10” running back, and who’s the linebacker previously suspended for steroids. [Deuce of Davenport] Former Tottenham coach Martin Jol turned down an offer from Birmingham City to be their next coach....

So how the hell does that saying go: you can sheer a sheep many times, but only skin him once? Major League Soccer commissioner Don Garber thinks we’re all freakin’ sheep. We all know David Beckham’s inaugural year was...

We might have found the reason why English soccer is going down the drain: its top stars are hanging around boxer Ricky Hatton instead of practicing. Manchester United star Wayne Rooney carried the light heavyweight champ’s belt into the...

A tipster notified us about some info that Los Angeles Galaxy jerseys have been selling like hot cakes all over the world. Turns out their injury-prone $250million dollar investment from this summer is actually paying off. Herbalife, the Galaxy’s...

The demise of the first North American Soccer League can be attributed to three major factors: Pele, Franz Beckenbauer, and that one crazed Italian, Giorgio Chinaglia. Yeah these players enticed hoards of Americanos to indulge in the “beautiful game”,...

To paraphrase the Randy Newman song, David Beckham Loves L.A. (he loves it!). At least that’s the word from his English National Team skipper Steve McLaren, who made the observation when he was trying to get Becks back to...

The San Antonio Spurs may have the Latino vote, but they’ve been lacking excitement. Manu Ginobli brings some to the table by dunking over 7’6” Yao Ming. [YouTube] The L.A. Galaxy can’t get enough Europeans over here. Former Chelsea...

The Los Angeles Galaxy played an exhibition match last night in Canada to showcase their poodle David Beckham. Yeah he brought the crowds, but no goals. The match was stale, except for the moment a kind fellow decided to...

Since Beck’s has the Winter off, he’s had to find ways to keep busy. And you know Tinseltown, if you aren’t rollin’ deep and proud, then you’re not part of the cool kids. Turns out rapper Snoop D-O-double G...

The San Jose Earthquakes of the MLS have agreed to buyout Los Angeles Galaxy head coach Frank Yallop’s contract. It would be an understatement to say that Yallop had a bad reign in Los Angeles. What was it like?...

It’s been ages since we’ve talked about David Beckham. Luckily for us, he might play this weekend against the New York Red Bulls. The match may even turn out to be important. If the Galaxy are victorious, then this...

The Phoenix, an A-league franchise soccer team in New Zealand, are banking on the Beckham panty-dropper factor to sell some tickets in December for a scheduled match against the Los Angeles Galaxy. Their owner of the team has transcribed...

Sports rivalries should occur organically: the Red Sox/Yankees, Real Madrid/FC Barcelona, and the US/Mexico (sports, border-hopping, pharmaceuticals, etc) have all paid their due. We enjoy an age-old slug fest as much as anyone, (because we know pavilion fights between...

Keeping The Coverage In Check Our Machochip dad is a vato from the streets, so he never gave us the ‘never kick a man while he’s down’ speech. Over the last few months, The Los Angeles Galaxy have demonstrated...

David Beckham unveiled that a possible rendezvous in England this January wasn’t out of the question. It only took four weeks, two injuries, and the most wretched team in soccer to knock some sense into the faux-hawk that was...