These free kicks from Brazilian master Juninho for France’s Lyon side against Nice came before the groin pull that sat him for about 10 days recently. But what if he never came back? If these two goals—one that banks...

We’ve been waiting for a good Karim Benzema goal to post because the guy’s like a Dadaist poem: thrilling, abstract and fucking amazing. How do you get away from two defenders ambushing you on the sidelines? Why, a back-heel...

Is Cristiano Ronaldo evolving into the Hulk? Was he smeared with a vile of toxic waste before the game? Is his syphilis acting up? No. That green smudge on the left side of his face is a laser beam....

Uefa Champions’ League soccer is upon us once again and we’re as siked as a California beach bunny getting a tan. Matchday 5 can either make your or break you, so we’re taking a glance at the most scintillating...