As much as we rib Carlos Tevez around here, there are two absolutes about the man—one, he’s ugly as sin (hey, we didn’t say we were going to stop ribbing him). But probably more importantly, he’s a winner, with...

div#main{overflow:visible;} We’re unabashed fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, so when Carl decided to speak the gospel about the Mitchell Report, we had to play his disciples. [100% Injury Rate, via Deadspin] Some nastiness went down at Manchester United’s...