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MondayNovember172008

Machogear: ESPN Markets A Toy To Dateless Wonders, Loser Children

Hey, Black Friday may be over a week away, but ESPN has already pushed out its own special holiday gift guide. Basically, the Worldwide Leader wants you to lay down some of your hard earned money during these tough...

MondayNovember032008

Machogear: Stare At My Ears...I'm Wearing Mibuds!

Idm Enterprises has found a way to take “self-expression” to new and ridiculously commercial heights. With so many different styles of cases and covers for your iPod available these days, Idm looked a little higher on our heads and...

FridayOctober312008

Machogear: Fanatec Driving Wheel Costs Just As Much As Your First Ride, And Probably Will Get You As Far

Just like you’re Guitar Hero controller should not cost more than an actual guitar, the price of console driving wheel shouldn’t rise above the price of my first hoop-dee. Fantec disagrees, and has released a series of driving wheels...

WednesdayOctober292008

Machogear: Upper Deck's Cool Vinyl NFL Guys A Sure Winner

Starting Lineup figurines were always cool, but they always felt just a bit too prim and proper for the real sports fan. Sure, it was a great rendering of Lenny Dykstra that we had, but the attention to detail...

TuesdayOctober282008

Machogear: KODAK Zi6 Pocket Video Camera Packs A Lot Of Power In A Little Frame

Everybody wants their YouTube moment, right? But until a few years ago, most digital video cameras were just too big to carry around with you everywhere you go. Think of all the unexpected groin punishment we’ve missed! These days,...

ThursdayOctober232008

Machogear: Myvu Video Glasses Provide Total Privacy For Dirty iPod Movies

The future we’ve dreamed of since we first saw “The Lawnmower Man” is almost here. The Myvu personal media player lets you watch and view your media in a totally private, secluded environment: your eyes and ears. Plugged into...

TuesdayOctober212008

Machogear: HP B8550 Photo Printer Makes Big, Potentially Embarassing Pics Come To Life

At this point, the only people who don’t have a digital camera are our grandparents and a few art-school types. You know, the kinda people who don’t think a digital camera really “captures the essence” of the image. “It’s...

TuesdayOctober142008

Machogear: "Pimps And Ho's" Board Game Will Embarass Your Friends, Require Counseling

Do you like Monopoly, but prefer to trade in commodities a little seedier than hotels and railroads? Then you’ll love the new “Pimps and Ho’s” board game from Weaver Games, which allows players to release their inner Dolemite and...

FridayOctober102008

Machogear: Relive Your Hispanic Heritage Month Memories With These Fly Limited Edition Nikes

Hispanic Heritage Month is a time for all of us whose lineage goes back to places where mornings a greeted with hola to reflect on our contributions to this society, like incredibly hot cheerleaders. So it makes sense that...

FridayOctober032008

Machogear: Wear Kimbo Slice's Clothes Without Having To Fight Him For Them ('Cause You'd Lose)

When the awesomely named, kinda unproven MMA sensation Kimbo Slice takes to the octagon tomorrow night to pummel former UFC legend and WWE mid-carder Ken Shamrock for EliteXC, he will do so in some badass chest and head coverage....

WednesdayOctober012008

Machogear: Make Your Crappy Wine Into Good Wine (Sorry, Boxed Wine Not Included In This Offer)

England’s Casey Jones has taken the blueprint for his new invention straight outta the gospel. Jones’ new Ultrasonic Wine Ager uses sonic technology for alcoholic alchemy, changing your cheap bottle of Ripple into a fine Chilean Almaviva. Sure, the...

FridaySeptember262008

Machogear: Custom Grill Grates For The Serious Griller.

By a show of hands, how many of you love grilling meat? Since we can’t see you, we’ll say all of you enjoy the sizzling seduction involved in cooking a fine flank on a brand new grill. But what...

TuesdaySeptember162008

Machogear: USB Bottle-Opener Is Intoxicatingly Cool.

You ever ask yourself, “Self. Why isn’t there a beverage-opening device that can store my Cancun Spring Break pictures?” Well geniuses at TrekStor have taking the giant leap of fusing a bottle-opener with a 2, 4, 6 and 8gb...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Machogear: Duct Tape Bandages Provide The "Umph" In Manly, The Bond In "Bondage"

Toss out the assorted “Hello Kitty” bandages you’ve been stealing from your daughter. Put away the “limited edition” Raiders bandages you picked up in Oakland when you cut up your fingers after smashing a bottle over a 49ers’ fan’s...

TuesdayAugust192008

Machogear: Inflatable Pool Cooler Is Perfect For Labor Day.

Ready to jump into your pool but you don’t want to leave your beer on the diving board? Do you feel guilty because you’re making your little escuincle run over to the ice chest every twenty minutes to get...

WednesdayAugust132008

Machogear: Axe Detailer Shower Tool Is Like Getting Scrubbed By Hotties.

Update: Hey Machochippers. The kind folks at Axe notified us with some great news. If you want an Axe Detailer Shower tool, just hop on their Facebook page, write “I need a detailer” on their wall and link back...

TuesdayAugust122008

Machogear: JackThreads Provides Discount Skater Gear...If You're Invited.

Are you looking for some new kicks? Maybe a new hoodie to replace the thrashed one your mom keeps washing and ultimately gets ripped more and more every time? Well the folks at JackThreads might have what you’re looking...

TuesdayAugust052008

Machogear: Beer Belt For The Bottle Slinging Master.

One thing we hate about gathering with friends to watch a game at someone’s packed house during a potluck party is the fact that we can’t carry two plates of food and a beer. Nope. It’s basically impossible when...

WednesdayJuly302008

Machogear: Olympic-Inspired Webcam Is Probably A Secret Chinese Agent

In a Pedro Cerrano voice, if you will: If ju are looking for some really crappy webcams, the ju have come to the right place. This Averatec Laptop Notebook USB Webcam is just about the ugliest thing we’ve ever...

WednesdayJuly232008

Machogear: Slim Sleeve For Macbook Air Is Quite Slim.

Looking to cushion your new, really expensive Macbook Air? Incase has unveiled their new laptop sleeves that are supposed to fit your computer as snug as an XS CBGB shirt on an NYC hipster. (Hello acronyms). The scoop: The...

ThursdayJuly172008

Machogear: Trilby Hat By Ataahua Will Enhance Your Cubanismo.

We try to be Cuban thirty times a day. Whether it’s through wearing our favorite Guayabera, listening to “Buena Vista Social Club” on repeat (yes, we know, sooo 2000), or reading Alejandrita over at Guanabee, there’s always an urge...

TuesdayJuly152008

Machogear: Zotes Sunflower Seeds Are All "Ay Caramba"

Zotes Sunflower Seeds ($1.99) aren’t like the standard sunflower seeds you grew up chewing in little league dugouts. No, siree. These sunflower seeds, in an innovative new bottle instead of bag, have really hot looking chicks on their wrappers...

ThursdayJuly102008

Machogear: "Mensgroom Sore No More" Ointment Is For ALL Muscles.

Doesn the design on the bottle imply this is an ointment for other use, or are we trippin’? “Sore No More” is marketed as an ointment but we’re not so sure: “Made from a secret mixture of Menthol, Aloe...

WednesdayJuly092008

Machogear: K Studio Remote Control Pocket Pillow.

K Studio in Grand Rapids, Michigan loves to use environmentally-friendly, (ahem, hemp) products in their designs. They also desire functionality and aesthetic prowess. Hence, this remote control pocket pillow follows in their pursuit for a beautiful, more eco-friendly world,...

WednesdayJune252008

Machogear: Altered Electric Skateboards Enhance Ollies, Dork Factor.

The Scoop: The ALTERED™ PRO MODULE 600 offers the best in high quality, wireless electric skateboards. These boards are a great value in performance skateboarding because they use sophisticated electronics and high quality parts throughout. The wireless feature makes...

ThursdayJune192008

Machogear: Nooka Releases Watch Mascot NookaNooka.

[Ed note: We just experienced our first power outage in Mexico City. Wifi went out and we roamed and roamed until we realized our hotel was the best bet. Our apologies for the delay.] Accesorizing your wardrobe is an...

WednesdayJune112008

Machogear: The Bierstick Will Maximize Drunkenness, Liver Damage.

If there’s one thing we learned from sucking beer through a beer bong it’s that, though we enjoy going through a 12-pack in an hour, our guts always hurt like hell and we need one person to hold the...

MondayJune022008

Machogear: Five Fingers Footwear Is Stylish...For Hippies.

Vibram FiveFingers footwear ($80) is an exciting new option that will allow you to gain the much cherished visceral experience that Northwesterners and hippies enjoy. The scoop: FiveFingers footwear connects you to the earth and your surroundings in a...

TuesdayMay062008

Machogear: R2D2 Projector Is All Nerdy, Fun.

We get a little restless surfing the net for quirky sports stories and all, so we ventured towards the vast empire that is gadgets and stumbled upon this baby. It’s an R2D2 projector and it’ll blow you’re freakin’ mind,...

TuesdayApril292008

Machogear: Frida Kahlo Tequila Doesn't Come With Monkeys.

What should you expect from a tequila distiller that thrusts the iconic image of Mexico’s most celebrated female artist on their bottles? Few people had a greater passion for life than Frida Kahlo. She was a true original, a...

TuesdayApril222008

Machogear: Marquis Platinum Vitality Drink.

Marquis Platinum Vitality drink is not your usual eye-popping, sleep depriving energy drink. Known as the “Luxury Refreshment”, we imagine this is what Hollywood’s coke heads drink to rehydrate their anorexic bodies. The scoop: Marquis Platinum vitality drink is...

WednesdayApril162008

Machogear: Under The Hood's Kellogg Clothing Line.

If there’s anything that gets the nostalgia flowing towards our childhood it’s the snap, crackle pop of “Rice Krispies” cereal resonating throughout the breakfast nook, a.k.a. living room/dining room. That and G.I. Joe, the great American hero! Under The...

FridayApril112008

Machogear: AntiPoleez Bad Breath Eliminator.

Struggling to conceal the stogie stench on your breath? Does the scent of Pabst Blue Ribbon mingled with Bourbon repulse every lovely lady that you encounter at a bar? Do you just have really nauseatingly bad breath that emits...

TuesdayApril082008

Machogear: Thierry Mugler Coffee Cologne Is Totally For The Cool Kids.

Did you think that musty smell of slightly burnt java was designated for unhygienic hipsters and revolutionaries? Think again. Cologne-contriver Thierry Mugler released a java inspired scent called Angel Men ($65) for men who aren’t into sweet scents. [Ed...

FridayApril042008

Machogear: La Martina Polo Gear.

La Martina scoop: At La Martina we approach our business in the same way that a high goal polo player approaches the challenge of playing polo; with passion, devotion, and the utmost commitment to excellence. We are dedicated to...

TuesdayMarch182008

Machogear: The Idapt Charging Unit Could Spice Up Your Life.

The Idapt Charging Unit: The Idapt is a flat charger with one power cable and three slots to hold various charging tips. To charge phones or MP3 players you simply place the proper tip into the Idapt and connect...

ThursdayMarch132008

Machogear: Prada PS07G Sunglasses Are Great For A Hurricane.

Prada PS07G Sunglasses: Fashion, meet function. Side vents help prevent fogging, and molded-rubber stems keep the glasses in place, even in gale-force winds. $255. prada.com....

MondayMarch102008

Machogear: Stadium Pal Portable Urinal Would Solve All Of Our Problems

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. Stadium Pal Portable Male Urinal Kit: The Stadium Pal is the ultimate portable urinal, and has opened the doors for many other users. Long...

WednesdayMarch052008

Machogear: Cleanse Your Water With A Wand That Involves No Magic.

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. The SteriPen JourneyLCD: The SteriPen JourneyLCD is built to be portable for travelers who fear the tap and for campers who want to do...

MondayMarch032008

Machogear: iPhone Can Increase Bone Strength.

Feeling a little sluggish warming up on the side of the pitch? Are your joints hurting after three consecutive strike outs? Worry not, my fellow tech junkie sports lovers who sit on the bench. iMilk is here to save...

TuesdayFebruary122008

Machogear: A Shooting Range Situated Comfortably In Your Living Room.

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. N Range Indoor Shooting Systems is an indoor shooting range that is a perfect gift for hunters, bored housewives and psychos in training. The...

WednesdayFebruary062008

Machogear: Soccer Ball/Remote Control Makes Life Easier.

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. Ever wanted to kick the snot out of your remote control because it was defective? Well now you really can. A soccer remote control...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Machogear: Reebok's Kool-Aid Kicks Are Hot, Made With Tons Of Preservatives.

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. Reebok will launch their Kool-Aid collection starting February 1, 2008 in certain stores nationwide. New England Patriots’ player Laurence Maroney was the inspiration for...

WednesdayJanuary302008

Machogear: Nike's SPARQ Parachute.

Most sports products are all hype. We tell you which ones cut through the air. The SPARQ Parachute: Designed for athletes 170 - 210 lbs, the Large SPARQ Parachute creates the drag necessary to force athletes to push themselves...

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