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TuesdayOctober282008

The Cover Of Madden 2010 May Go To The Highest Bidder

Earlier this year when EA Sports released Madden 09: En Espanol, we mocked the cover featuring the Bears’ Roberto Garza. Him? He’s the only Latino they could get? then we realized, “Yeah, probably.” But now that EA is tinkering...

ThursdayAugust282008

Madden 09 Is Finally Used As A True Indicator Of How Much You Suck

We’ve all been there. Humiliated, literally at the hands of some punk talking trash, reminding you not only about how much your hand-eye coordination sucks but your overall suckiness factor. That’s right, after playing a game of Madden with...

MondayAugust112008

Madden 09 Is Causing Hype All Around The Internets

The day that will surely never end is finally here folks. EA Sports Madden 09 will be released for sale this evening at the stroke of midnight, which means gamers all over will be revising their story to call...

FridayAugust082008

Heads Up: Madden 09 Will Be Out Midnight Of August 12.

If you own a gaming console, then you’ll probably be at your local retail store, waiting in line to get the new Madden on August 12 at midnight. And yes, we are positive some of you will reenact this...

TuesdayJuly082008

Madden 09 Soundtrack Revealed: Mainstream Rock And Hip-Hop Ahoy

The new NFL season kicks off in a few weeks, and EA is ready, like always, to release a new version of Madden. Today, though, EA isn’t talking about new features or anything like that, but rather the game’s...

MondayJune302008

Madden Cover Boys Rehash Their Nuttiest Betting Stories... That They Can Share With The Public

During last week’s Madden 09 launch party, past Madden cover boys shed their wheelchairs and braved steps to get up in front of the crowd and share their wildest Madden betting stories. Included on the panel were Daunte Culpepper,...

TuesdayJune172008

Madden 09 Takes Fantasy Football To Web 2.0... Or Something Like That

Are you tired of meeting face-to-face with your fantasy football league-mates, especially after that one dude totally dicked you over with that Marques Colston trade a couple of years back (Tight End our ass)? Then EA Sports has something...

FridayJune132008

Help Me Madden-Wan Kenobi... Which Play Should I Call?

Is John Madden going to be the Obi-Wan to our Luke in the upcoming Madden 09? This video of him upping our Football IQ in the upcoming makes it seem that he’s channeling us from the great beyond (or...

ThursdayApril242008

Feature: A Video Game Hot Potato That Isn't Grand Theft Auto IV—Avoiding The Madden Curse

Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra has been playing Madden Football since his college days long… long time ago. That’s why he’s so concerned about the athletes that have been affected by the dreaded “Madden Curse” Well, except for that dog-killing...

ThursdayApril172008

Madden 09 Lets Your Dancing Queen Come Out

Not since EA dropped that damned “QB sight” from the Madden football series has a development been met with such overwhelming applause. Of course, we’re talking about the news that after every touchdown in next year’s game, the player...

TuesdayOctober302007

Luis Castillo Doesn't Care About Safety, Agrees To Be On Madden Cover

Former steroid abuser Luis Castillo better watch his knees because he’s been named the cover boy for Madden NFL 08 en Espanol. This edition—which will be released just in time for your Navidad-shopping needs—is announced on the heels of...

TuesdayAugust142007

Turn Off Your Phones And Cancel Your Appointments—Madden '08 Is Here

If you’re wondering why there were a whole bunch of guys in NFL jerseys hootin’ and hollerin’ outside your local Gamestop this morning, it’s because this year’s version of Madden—inventively called “Madden 08”—came out today....

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