If you expect a city like New York—which is filled with every loudmouth ethnic minority every to grace sitcom TV—to keep quiet, you’ve got another thing coming. That’s why it baffles us that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, who supposedly...

So it looks like the absence of Kabbalah in Alex Rodriguez’s life hasn’t been too much of a problem for Madonna. Over the weekend, both A-Rod and the Material Girl were in Mexico City to perform, but for different...

After a lot of back and forth in the tabloids about whether Alex Rodriguez will be spending Thanksgiving with his new girlfriend Madonna rather than his kids, news hits the blogosphere today that he will indeed be spending the...

Men are known to be incredibly fickle with new things, and this is doubly so for new things that are started with new girlfriends. For us, it was vegetarianism. And while we find the Trader Joes Soy Chicken Nuggets...

At one point in our lives, we’ve all had crushes on Madonna. It didn’t matter what your background or gender was, you kinda dug the Material Girl. Notice we’ve put these sentences in past tense. While we don’t knock...

Are A-Rod and Madonna going to recreate those crappy Nescafe ads from the 80s where the guy next door comes over “for coffee” now that reports are that he’s buying a place next door to hers? Or are they...

While we were all waiting for the new Guy Ritchie movie RocknRolla, now we feel it’s our dude duty to go and support him now that that he and Madonna are reportedly going to call it quits. After months...

Because we know you’re so eager to catch up on the latest Alex Rodriguez/Madonna news. It’s been about three weeks since we last wrote on the allegedly-screwing-but-no-one-knows-for-sure duo, so we thought an update was necessary. Turns out Alex Rodriguez...

Following standard adultery cases involving really really famous people, a really sleazy man has revealed to the media that he has a “romping” sex-tape that involves “Material Girl” Madonna and Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. Why is the possibility of...

Taunting is the greatest way for a fan to get into a rival opponents head. Some of the best can curb the storm, but others will leap into stands and pummel a heckler (Yo, Artest. What up?) This was...

Out of all the shmos that ever walked the earth, it pains us to think that Jose Canseco once had a sultry, I’ll-do-anything-for-a-hump Madonna on his lap pleading for some of his go-go racers. Yes, everything that Jose Canseco...

When MLB decided to honor Yankee Stadium in its last season by holding this year’s All-Star game there, they thought they were getting the whole package. We’re not talking about Ruth or Gehrig’s ashes, but the Yankee stars in...

We could see the juice dripping from the Alex Rodriguez/Madonna affair story when we hit publish yesterday. And sure enough, this morning there’s news from US Weekly (via Guanabee) that A-Rod spent late nights cooped up in Madonna’s Manhattan...

Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out...