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MondayNovember172008

When Push Came To Shove, Manny Ramirez Flinched

Despite the bluster, and despite his inability to tell the Boston Red Sox just which of his knees was hurt, it would appear that Manny Ramirez’s former team might have been able to wait out his insolence and keep...

ThursdayNovember132008

'Member?: Lakers Take The Sting Out Of New Orleans To Stay Perfecto

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The Lakers decided to make winning their seventh game to open the season as thrilling as possible. They blew a 23-point third-quarter lead against New Orleans, who rallied to come as close...

ThursdayNovember062008

'Member?: Mr. Eva Longoria Scores 55 To Give The Spurs Their First Win Of The Season

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: Tony Parker joined some select company last night as his 55 points and 10 assists not only helped his team beat Minnesota in double overtime, but made him only the fourth player—along...

MondayNovember032008

Curt Schilling Is Not Much Of A Legal Scholar (Or Writer, For That Matter)

Hall of Fame pitcher? Yes. Constitutional expert? Eh, no. Over the weekend, in an error-filled post on his own blog, “38 Pitches,” Boston Red Sox hurler and all-around blowhard/know-it-all Curt Schilling threw our Bill of Rights to the wolves....

ThursdayOctober232008

The Dodgers Are Trying To Entice Manny Ramirez With A-Rod Money But With Andruw Jones Years

The biggest question currently on the minds of most baseball fans and GMs—other than “who’s going to win the World Series”—is which team is going to land Manny Ramirez. The last time we saw the left field slugger was...

ThursdayOctober022008

Manny Ramirez Is A Bad Target For Your Balls

As we head into the second night of the MLB playoffs, we see six teams heading back to work. Two new teams entered the fray when Tampa Bay and the White Sox started their first game a couple of...

WednesdayOctober012008

'Member?: Chicago Beats Minnesota To Get To Tampa

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Was Jim Thome’s homer in the seventh inning of last night’s White Sox victory over Minnesota the most important of the season? Or was it Alexei Ramirez’s grand slam against Detroit the...

ThursdaySeptember182008

Curt Schilling Rips Manny Ramirez, Is Never Going To Shut Up

Oh Curt Schilling. When the hell are you going to shut your self-righteous yap up? Not anytime soon seeing as everyone outside of Schilling’s approval is subject to abject persecution and berating. Because the man that bled through a...

WednesdaySeptember172008

Which In-Season Pick-Up Deserves More Consideration—The Dodgers' Manny Ramirez for NL MVP or The Brewers' CC Sabathia For NL Cy Young?

As owners in a fantastical world of CC Sabathia’s pitching statistics, this year couldn’t have started off worse. He was still with the Cleveland Indians then, and his statistics dropped out with 6-8 record and a 3.83 ERA after...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Heads Up: Let Manny Ramirez Be Your Translator.

How much more fun would a UN meeting with Manny Ramirez translating for someone like Hugo Chavez be? A lot more fun, dudes. [Larry Brown Sports] Speaking of Manny Ramirez. Manny Being Manny means he’s garnered himself the prestigious...

ThursdayAugust142008

The 'Dreadlock Deadlock' Between Manny Ramirez And Joer Torre Is Set To Become Dodgerland's South Ossetia

In the same way it’s hard for us to focus on the Olympics while World War III is about to kick off, the Dodgers really have more important things to worry about than Manny Ramirez’s hair (just follow us...

TuesdayAugust122008

Manny Ramirez Forgets How Manny Innings There Are In A Baseball Game

While Dodger fans have been all love with Manny Ramirez since his trade, one thing they haven’t experienced is the dread most Boston fans felt when Manny was “being Manny,” and not in a fun way. Monday night was...

FridayAugust082008

Get Ready For Your Manny Ramirez Dreadlock Hats

We took this photo on Friday August 1st at Dodger Stadium. It was Manny Ramirez’s first game and, as eccentric as Los Angeles fans usually are, we weren’t surprised by this fan’s entertaining creation. He’d obviously taken his Bob...

FridayAugust082008

'Member? We Have A Feeling Manny Ramirez's Dread Locks Are The Source Of His Power.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Joe Torre will eventually get Manny Ramirez to cut off his dreads and we’re guaranteeing a slump ensues because of it. In the meantime, Manny is 13-23 with four HRs in a...

MondayAugust042008

ESPN Opens A Pandora's Box By Making The Red Sox A Punch Line In The Manny Ramirez Trade

For those who’ve forgotten, ESPN does have a playful side. The fact they haven’t made a good Sportscenter commercial since Charlie Steiner implored us to “follow him to freedom” was made moot when their quick witted ad agency started...

MondayAugust042008

Manny Ramirez Wants To End His Career As A Dodger--We Won't Hold Our Breath

If there’s anything anyone’s learned about Manny Ramirez in his 16 years playing professional baseball, is that everything he says needs to be taken with a grain of salt. That’s why his latest proclamation about wanting to finish his...

MondayAugust042008

'Member? Andruw Jones Probably Hates The Fact That Manny Ramirez Doesn't Suck.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: The big news this weekend revolved around Manny Ramirez’s debut in Los Angeles (unless you were a Packers fan). Manny has already collected 2 HRs and 8 hits, while helping the Dodgers...

FridayAugust012008

Nomar Garciaparra Has A New Anti-Red Sox Nation Confidante

Red Sox Nation has released some of the greatest players in the history of the game because of dissatisfaction and/or feuds with the organizations front office. And after listening to LA’s 710am this morning, we were convinced that they’d...

ThursdayJuly312008

Update: Manny Ramirez Is Not Headed To The Marlins... He's Headed To The Dodgers.

So remember earlier in the day when we told you that Manny Ramirez was about to be dealt to Florida… yeah, he’s not. But he still has to pack his bags because he’s moving from Boston to Los Angeles....

ThursdayJuly312008

Manny Being Miami? It May Be That Way...

So if you haven’t noticed, what with the flurry of trade chatter on the wire, the MLB trading deadline is today at four EST (right before Jude Judy!). While we have one big trade essentially done (Ken Griffey, Jr....

TuesdayJuly292008

Rumor Alert: Is Manny Ramirez Headed To The Mets?

Well let’s jump right into, shall we? Manny Ramirez minced no words on Sunday when he told reporters that he really didn’t care if Boston would re-sign him the following season. Of course, this means, above all, that Manny...

MondayJuly072008

Manny Ramirez Is The World's Best Paid Factory Worker

Manny Ramirez, despite his recent foibles, has a place in everyone’s heart. That’s why were shocked when we read an interview on ESPN Deportes where he doesn’t shoot down the idea of going to the worst team any Red...

ThursdayJuly032008

Manny Ramirez Doesn't Have Time For Any Sorries

After doing battle over the weekend with someone old enough to order from the senior’s menu at IHOP, Manny Ramirez has a new image problem. Before knocking down 64-year-old Jack McCormick because of ticket problems, Ramirez’s eccentricities were laughable...

WednesdayJuly022008

'Member? BoSox Get Trumped Up Again By Surging Rays.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB 2008: So, this Tampa Bay Rays team isn’t that much of a fluke. After being sidelined since he threw a one-hitter, Matt Garza pitched a gem against the Boston Red Sox and...

MondayJune302008

Manny Ramirez Pays Tribute To Shawn Chacon, Fights Ticket Man

Manny Ramirez has looted Shawn Chacon’s playbook of crazy. In the most recent episode of “Manny being Manny,” Ramirez wasn’t being the silly cuddly bear that we’re all accustomed to. Instead, Manny allows evil spirits known as “a Latino...

FridayJune062008

Manny Being Manny: When Beating Up The Other Team Isn't Enough, Go After Your Own

The Boston Red Sox got their fight club on when Coco Crisp leapt from the batter’s box in the second inning, charged the mound and displayed his best Pernell Whitaker impression. The benches cleared and all seemed calm after...

MondayJune022008

Manny's 500th Home Run Ball Falls To Psychic Who Gave It Away Already

Red Sox slugger and future Hall of Famer Manny Ramirez hit his 500th home run in Baltimore this past weekend. Luckily for Ramirez, Sox fan Damon Woo was sitting with his brother Jason where the ball landed so everything...

FridayMay162008

Alex Rodriguez To Manny Ramirez—Congrats On Your 500th Home Run; To Yank Fans—Grow Up

Alex Rodriguez has gone ahead and recorded a message to be played after Manny Ramirez hits his 500th career home run (he’s at 498, not that he’s cognizant of it). But this message doesn’t contain the words “douche,” “asshat”...

FridayMay162008

ESPN Salutes "Manny Being Manny"

The one-man slapstick comedy show that is Manny Ramirez’s career made us laugh with a new episode yesterday, and ESPN went ahead and compiled some of “Manny Being Manny” greatest hits which involve a botched catch, a botched double...

ThursdayMay152008

Manny Ramirez Catch Makes Us Forget 'Manny Being Manny'

Here’s Manny Ramirez from yesterday’s Red Sox-Orioles tilt A) catching the fly ball over his head, B) climbing the left field wall to C) high-five a fan in the stands before D) picking off the Orioles runner at first....

FridayApril182008

'Member? Manny Ramirez Pwns Mike Mussina.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB 2008: The empirical evidence for what we’re about to say doesn’t exist, but we’ve connected with viable sources who’ve stated that Manny Ramirez’s dreadlocks are his source of power. And cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers...

ThursdayNovember082007

Heads Up: Manu Ginobli Tangos With Yao Ming

The San Antonio Spurs may have the Latino vote, but they’ve been lacking excitement. Manu Ginobli brings some to the table by dunking over 7’6” Yao Ming. [YouTube] The L.A. Galaxy can’t get enough Europeans over here. Former Chelsea...

ThursdayOctober182007

Manny Ramirez Doesn't Understand There's No 'Next Year' In Boston

Manny Ramirez has sent Boston into a frenzy by suggesting that not making it to the World Series isn’t a big deal. The Red Sox are facing elimination, down 3-1 to Cleveland, but Ramirez is acting like a rational...

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