Speculation turned into fact today as the Argentine National Soccer team, coachless since Alfio Basile stepped down after losing to Chile in a World Cup qualifier earlier this month, offered Diego Maradona the job. After being called in after...

Psychotic psycho man, Diego Maradona, is topping the charts of “The World’s Craziest Fuckers” again. Diego is currently reigning terror in Cannes, where he is promoting a new documentary based on his days as a legendary soccer player, but...

Diego Maradona took part in a charity match orchestrated by some dude named Eros Ramazzotti. Roma’s Francisco Totti was one of two coaches to participate in the match. There were also actors, Formula One racers and numerous folk who...

An Iranian President and an Argentine soccer legend walk into a bar…We give it a few months before that becomes a realization seeing as Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voiced his approval of Diego Maradona yesterday. The two have been...

Diego Maradona took his toked out mind onto a stage in Buenos Aires this weekend to perform “Si No Te Hubieras Ido” with Marco Antonio Solis at Luna Park Stadium in Buenos Aires. Fans adored the spectacle by cheering...

A loaded up Diego Maradona is hilarious to watch, but if you’re a professional tennis player taking part in a match, and Maradona is sandblasting you via insults for all to hear, then maybe it’s not as funny. Italian...

We won’t meddle with superfluous rants concerning Diego Maradona. Everyone knows that he’s not regarded as the greatest soccer player of all time because of his cocaine addiction; the fact he turned into the Good Year blimp a few...

When it comes to goal-scoring and snorting ten foot lines of coke, Maradona was always (and may be) the best. As far as coaching, Argentina would rather have a blind donkey at the helm instead of Diego. And it’s...

Diego Maradona spit fire against Brit newspaper The Sun after they reported that he’d apologized for his controversial 1986 World Cup goal against England—the one in which he used his fist to guide the game-winning goal into the back...

Open captions for your creative pleasure. “Boludo. Pero la metistes con tu mano.” Image [AP]...

Diego Maradona Jr. exists? Wait. Let us start over. Diego Maradona Jr. has alleged that “Spanish clubs” form the “top two divisions” have contacted him and he is awaiting for “something” to develop. He told Brazilian website globoesporte.com: “There...

How and why any English club would allow Diego Maradona to set foot on English territory is beyond. But, what the hell do we know? Diego made a cameo this weekend at Chesea FC’s camp because, well, he had...

Here is a video of Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez playing a hybrid soccer/volleyball game Diego obviously thought of during a crazed Medellin night in 1984. There are so many questions we want answered: why is Messi...

We don’t know about you, but if it came down to a choice between players admiring their game winning shot like Manny Ramirez, or doing rails of blow off a guy’s hand like Maradona here, we’d go with the...

Diego Maradona’s retirement from soccer has been a decades worth of coke dust and intense fatness. He’s constantly sputtering out non-sense about revolution, indirectly hating the Jews and his prowess as supreme tax evader is, honestly, inspiring. Yeah, we’re...

Diego Maradona professed his admiration for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad last week and he managed to tick off a number of Jewish families who were part of a 1994 bombing tragedy in Iran. “I believe Maradona is wrong and...

Diego Maradona sent Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad an autographed jersey for Christmas because talking Hugo Chavez dolls were all sold out at Toys ‘R’ Us this year. Maradona amplified his nuttiness last week when he declared he wanted to...

We experience an unsettling sense of anxiety whenever we see Diego Maradona’s name in a headline. “What did this psycho say this time,” we say; and then we immediately check off a notch on the quota hatchet. So when...

Yeah we know this video is old. You’ve probably seen it a million times, huddled in your room, reciting to yourself that he’s the greatest soccer player that ever lived. You’ve gawked it, in utter disbelief that someone who...

Our favorite pee-on, Diego Maradona, recently gained an advisory position (whatever the hell that means) with Boca Juniors. It was rumored this week that his first challenge consisted of finding a replacement for current coach Miguel Angel Russo. Maradona...

Diego Maradona wants to make it clear to the entire world that he’s not going away any time soon; or ever. He recently divulged his disgust with Kaká’s triumph over Lionel Messi as the new Footballer of the Year....

We haven’t talked about our favorite Argentine-loony in quite some time. Fortunately, Diego paid a surprise visit to the Boca Juniors camp today to try and instill some extra motivation for the team’s upcoming matches.That’s rich. It’s been rumored...

It’s been a few weeks since Diego Maradona has peeked his coked-out head out from under his weight of arrogance, but news came today that the Argentine owes 34million Euros ($87million Washingtons) in back taxes to Italy. Around 23million...

Diego Maradona recently spoke to Colombian television network Telecanal RCN about an assortment of topics concerning Argentina’s national team, his notorious “Hand of God” goal, and his nemesis Pelé. The extended interview was granted between visits from Argentina to...

Carlos Tevez, a.k.a Captain Caveman, wants to return to Boca Juniors one day, and not just because his favorite feeding grounds are across the street from the stadium. Tevez disclosed that if he is to return to his home...

Scouring the sports factoids of the day brings us to Diego Maradona. He’s the guy who will forever be linked to the infamous “Mano de Dios” (“Hand of God.”) goal against England in 1986. Bastard. We noticed that it was...

Today marks the tenth anniversary of Diego Maradona’s last game. This is what he’s been doing in his spare time. The soccer legend (turned revolutionary wannabe) expelled remarks that he ‘hates everything from the United States’, we asked ourselves:...

Some fans around the world have gone completely nuts. On October 27, 1997, Diego Maradona donned a Boca Juniors jersey for the last time as a professional. To commemorate the ten year anniversary of that day, a fan club...

FC Barcelona playmaker, Lionel Messi, has had enough with the Diego Maradona comparisons; and we don’t blame him. We don’t think too highly about the Argentinean icon. We basically want to find Maradona, tie him to a goal post,...

We’re not sure how we’d react to a psychotic whispering sweet nothings into our ears, so when Diego Maradona proclaimed Real Madrid’s current manager Bernd Schuster a genius, we said “whaaaaa?” Diego revealed his praise for the German coach...

We apologize for the tardiness on this story, but it just came to our attention that the Argentine-swine, Diego Maradona, scurried along to Columbia in August to reduce his paunch chin and get some cosmetic dental surgery. Doctors in...

Diego Maradona and his carnies have agreed to relive the infamous 1978 “Hand of God” quarterfinal match by promoting a friendly match between the original Argentina vs. England starting line-ups: a line-up that includes the bushel-haired psycho Maradona. On...