Machochip

Editors' Picks

Maria Sharapova Shows Off Her California Style  ||  Well, Excuuse Us—Transgendered Golfer Lana Lawless Writes Machochip To Tell Us How Dumb We Are  ||  Former Playmate Maria Checa IsThe Hottest Insider Trader... Ever  ||  Mexican Newscaster Geraldine Bazan Creates A Newsflash In Our Pants
ThursdayJune262008

Maria Sharapova's Tuxedo Shirts Bid Goodbye To Wimbledon

In a stunning upset, Maria Sharapova and her novel, white tuxedo shirts will be no more at Wimbledon. Sharapova struggled early and saw a 154th ranked player by the name of Alla Kudryavtseva beat her silly 6-2 and 6-4....

MondayJune232008

Breaking News: Maria Sharapova Will Not Wear Sexy Dresses During Wimbeldon.

Tennis’ oldest competitive event will be sans Maria Sharapova glitz after the formerly ranked number one seeded women’s tennis player disclosed that she was going with a more “classic” look during this year’s tournament. Which means Wimbeldon just lost...

TuesdayMay202008

Maria Sharapova Is A Tennis Player Who Can Throw A Football

Busted Coverage “secured a video” of Maria Sharapova tossing a football on a tennis court somewhere in hot Chickilandia. She throws well, follows through and has the kick and enthusiasm reminiscent of, um, an athletic woman. Our guess is...

WednesdayMay072008

Maria Sharapova Tells The WTA To Shove It

Do you watch women’s tennis? Probably not. But you should know that the Women’s Tennis Association is threatening to sanction sultry tennis star Maria Sharapova up to $1million if she doesn’t appear in a promotional shoot in Rome. Unless...

FridayFebruary012008

Maria Sharapova Wants A Dog Lover, Enjoys Dog Breath

Maria Sharapova interviewed with this month’s German edition of Vanity Fair and disclosed she’s looking for a love match. The Autralian Open champ spread out everything you need to know to get into her pants steal her heart. “If...

MondayJanuary282008

'Member? The Lakers And Their Leaky Roof Can't Stop Lebron James.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA: Lebron declares 41 reasons why he’s better than Kobe…for the evening. Cleveland 98, Los Angeles 95. [AP] FA Cup: A Cristiano Ronaldo clinic. Manchester United 3, Tottenham 1. [ESPN Soccernet] Tennis: Maria...

MondayAugust202007

Maroon 5 Singer Bangs Maria Sharapova—Or Her Mute Twin Sister

Deciding it’s his life’s duty to sex as many famous women (Jessica Simpson, Kirsten Dunst, etc.) in real life as we do in our dreams, Maroon 5’s lead singer Adam Levine let it slip that he and Russian tennis...

Contact Us
Compulisve coverage of futbol, boxing, bullfighting, lucha libre and more. Machochip. Puro sports.

Machochips

Send Us Your Tips

  • Editor
    Alex Ferreyra
  • Contributing Editors
    John DeSio
    Nicholas Deleon
  • Editor at Large
    Daniel Mauser
  • Video Editor
    Marcelo Cunning

Overview

  • About
  • Advertising
  • Archives
  • Credits
  • Privacy Policy

  • Full Content
  • Comments