We hold no ill will towards mascots. Why should we? They’re there to entertain us at the ballpark or stadium, and occasionally pick fights with Tommy Lasorda. So when we heard that the University of Denver was not going...

If we were putting together a list of hack comics, we’d probably never think to include the top executive of an NBA team. That changes right now. Yesterday, Golden State Warriors President Robert Rowell spoke with an AP reporter...

World tournaments are absolutely incomplete without an iconic mascot to inspire giddiness out of all of us. So it’s no different in 2010 when South Africa is scheduled to host the biggest soccer tourney ever. Everyone, meet Zakumi. The...

Fridays bring about joy throughout Machochip headquarters because today signifies the day we can drink as much as we want without worrying about being hungover the next day. /Sigh It also means we can show you hilarious little Machochippers...

If you enjoyed “Mr. Testis”, then you’re going to get a kick out of “Bitchy The Hawk.” She’s in charge of chasing away seagulls from Toronto’s BMO Field, hence the reason why she was given the nickname Bitchy. Honestly,...

We don’t feel the need to translate much here because the visual elements supplied by the batty reporter are enough to explain what’s going on: there’s a bull mascot with dangling testicles and he runs around while they flop...

Nope. Not even close. It’s a giant cow that personifies the infamous Atlanta Braves chop. You know, the one that undermines Native Americans by echoing a resound “how” and gesturing a chop. It’s a crowd favorite and something blindly...

We’ve never been to British Columbia, but we hear weed is “tolerated.” We also hear it’s a wonderful place to live, full of diversity and culture, and it’s only a stone’s throw away from the US/Canadian border. To add...

Remember that one time Randall Simon of the Pittsburgh Pirates decided to hit a mascot in the head with a baseball bat? Well, this is a lot funnier and self-inflicting on the part of the mascot, so it’s a...

There are times when we don’t think that America is a completely litigious state, where every move you make could get you either sued or arrested. This is not one of those times. Dr. Don Kalant Sr. (what, no...

Chivas Fire MascotUploaded by Machochip The Chivas de Guadalajara created an angry looking goat devil as their new mascot for children. His name is the Chicago Fire and he’s a cross between a Power Ranger and… the devil. Add a...

There’s stories about the “Chupacabra” when you’re young, and then there’s attending your favorite beach and having a spiky-haired alien mascot chasing you around everywhere. We have to admit, this is scarier. [Daily Motion] Diego Maradona thinks it’s disgusting...

When Mascots aren’t pummeling raging fans, there out beating the padding out of each other. We’re going to Disney World tomorrow and hoping we catch a glimpse of Pluto kicking Donald Duck’s ass somewhere. [YouTube] Manny Pacquiao has a...

This is probably what we’d be doing if we weren’t blogging. Seriously. We’ve got moves. [YouTube] Just in case you were wondering, Pedro Martinez colon is A-OK. [Sports By Brooks]...

Shaggy is still rapping and making music? Interesting. It’s all we really have to say about the matter. Oh. And. Don’t the animated characters look like a cross-breed between a Teletubby and Sonic the Hedgehog? It’s an observation you...

The first time we saw this video of EPL team Sheffield United’s Owl mascots doing the bump, the sound was off. Don’t make that mistake! Alone, each are fine and dandy-but together, they’re Nitro and Glycerin, combining to explode...

Streakers in England beware: There is a new Sheriff crazy ass mascot ready to pummel you if you don’t comply with stadium rules about running around naked on a pitch. Burnley mascot Bertie Bee took out a streaker and...