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FridaySeptember192008

Chivas Owner Was Once "Fat And Broke", Is Now Chivas God

There isn’t anywhere in the United States or Mexico that doesn’t have a large population of Chivas fans. Weather you want to deck your Ranchero’s bucket seats with Chivas logos or sport your Chivas’ headband to the gym, you...

WednesdaySeptember102008

Pablo Larios Jr, Son Of Ex-Mexican Goalkeeper, Found Dead On The Rio Bravo

Why would the son of an ex-World Cup goalie risk his life by trying to swim across the Rio Bravo in order to gain entry into the United States illegally? That’s the question surely to arise after Pablo Larios...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Goal Of The Day: Jonny Magallon Doesn't Need A Bounce.

Jonny Magallon received a perfect volley from Andres Guardado and did what most soccer players want to accomplish if they don’t whiff: he nailed the ball on the fly and powered the balon into the back of the net....

SaturdaySeptember062008

Mexico Pounds Jamaica, Wears White In Solidarity With Protesters

While we’re prone to spotlight the catastrophes associated with the world game, there is always room to spotlight the good the game brings. Sure Mexico was pursuing valuable World Cup 2010 points against Jamaica this evening, but there was...

MondayAugust182008

Necaxa's Omar Ortiz Could Be Mexico's Dennis Rodman

We’ve been a bit preoccupied with the Olympics as of late to lend any respectable time to the FMF this year. Fortunately, our Sunday hangover evaporated in time for us to catch the Necaxa V Chivas de Guadalajara game...

FridayAugust152008

Club America's Guillermo Ochoa Doesn't Want Your Foreign Blood On His Team

Since the British rambunctiously protested foreigners “invading” their league last year, there’s been anti-foreigners movement throughout soccer that’s starting to piss us off. Why? Firstly, it’s a global game people. And when a Brazilian plays in England, or a...

WednesdayAugust132008

Club America's Carlos Sanchez Suffers Major Stroke During Practice

It’s not all fun and games around Machochip today. Sad news from Mexican soccer as Spanish media is circulating reports on the dire state of Club America’s (Mexican League) Carlos Sanchez. The player suffered a debilitating stroke moments before...

WednesdayAugust062008

Goal Of The Day: Mauricio Romero's Chilena Will Send You Into A Frenzy.

Mauricio Romero Chilenaby Machochip From kick to the announcers celebratory outburst, this clip feels like something out of FIFA 2008 except we have no control of the zoom replay and our little cousin isn’t crying because we didn’t let him...

MondayJuly282008

Goal Of The Day: No Se La Perdio, Salvador Cabañas.

We didn’t recognize Salvador Cabañas at first because his colita is missing, but we soon recognized his swivel. Salvador scored two out of the three America goals yesterday and this was the second. It’s a superb strike and it...

WednesdayJuly092008

America Looking To Create "El Clasico" In The States, To Possibly Buy MLS Team

It was only a matter of time until FMF’s Club America bellowed a groan of envy about Chivas’ MLS experiment, Chivas USA. Looks like they no longer want to be on the sidelines when it comes to tapping into...

TuesdayJuly012008

Rafa Marquez Invests In New Primera "A" Division Club Tepic

Rafa Marquez endured an injury plagued season in Barcelona this past year, but his spirits seem fine now that clubs such as Atletico Madrid and Juventus are vying for his skills. And though most Mexican soccer lovers we talk...

ThursdayMay292008

Mexico's Jared Borgetti Says Esven Goran Eriksson Is The Wrong Choice, Too European-y

Finally, someone from Mexico’s soccer camp comes out shooting the shit about Esven Goran Eriksson possibly taking over for ousted Hugo Sanchez. We’re actually glad it’s Jarde Borgetti, Mexico’s leading striker, and not some towel-boy that Univision paid 200...

FridayMay022008

Veracruz Fans Are Really Angry, Violent

You know what’s worse than your team losing a really important game? Relegation from the first division after three years of first division play. That’s the reality facing Veracruz players and their fans after last weekend’s 4-2 defeat to...

MondayMarch312008

Mexico Coach Hugo Sanchez Fired, Given The [Ungolden] Boot

Mexico’s love affair with their nation’s finest futbolero has gone from overzealous admiration to disappointment in a matter of months. And today, club officials from Mexico’s FMF convened to decide the fate of “Pentapichichi.” After only 16 months on...

FridayFebruary012008

Heads Up: Chris Berman Doesn't Want You Walking By His Damn Prompter While He's Working!

Video Is NSFW Because Of Language Deadspin gave bloggers a gift yesterday and it was video of ESPN’s Chris Berman going ape-shit because someone broke his concentration. Just watch and laugh. [Deadspin] Hugo Sanchez calls up “Sinha”, a naturalized...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Mexican National Team Soccer Coach Hugo Sanchez To Unveil Roster For Sub-23

Update: The list has been unveiled on Femexfut. Giovani Dos Santos, Andres Guardado, Hector Moreno and Carlos Vela, the four Titans of the sub-23 class, have been excluded from the roster. Click here to see the complete list. And...

FridayJanuary182008

Pumas "No Sirven Pa' Nada", Waaaaaaaah!

If you get a kick out of small children acting like men, then this is the funniest vid out there. When Pumas lost to Atlante in the Apertura last year, this little tike couldn’t bare it. So much grief...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Send In The Geezer: 71 Year Old To Play For Chivas de Guadalajara

The old-timers are all up on our grill today, but we don’t mind. Because when they are making news like legendary Mexican goal scorer Salvador Reyes, (All the old sports guys are legenday, aren’t they?), then we say keep...

TuesdayJanuary152008

Toluca Icon Vicente Sanchez Sold To German Club Schalke 04, ESPN Deportes Reporter Goes All Emily Dickinson On The Matter

The gravity of Uruguayan international and Mexican league starlit Vicente Sanchez’s departure from Toluca boils down to ESPN Deportes writer David Faltelson’s poetic homage to Sanchez’s decision to transfer to Bundesliga club Schalke 04, only four days before the...

TuesdayJanuary152008

Torneo Clausura Peeks Its Grimy Head Back Into Our Lives This Weekend

Mexico’s Soccer league (FMF) kicks off this weekend and those considerate bastards at the scheduling department have given us a sweet highlight for our Saturday viewing: Chivas de Guadalajara V Pumas. Though the Pumas recent showing in the Interliga...

WednesdayJanuary092008

Interliga 2008 More Confusing Than An "AA" Meeting Held At A Brothel

Interliga 2008 Group action ends tonight with a showdown between Morelia V Toluca and Club America resting their first team against Atlas. Toluca need to secure a win to have a chance of advancing, but that’s only if Atlas...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Interliga 2008 Invades Los Angeles

There’s a doubleheader going on tonight in Carson, Ca and it has nothing to do with David Beckham. Wa-fucking-hoo. San Luis are set to take on BIMBO toting Monterrey and Pumas are pinned against Cruz Azul. To think it...

ThursdayJanuary032008

On The Tube: Thursday Night Comedies Take A Backseat To Interliga, And Don't You Forget It.

Interliga 2008: Toluca and Atlas get it started for Group B of the Interliga: 8pmEST on Fox Sports en Espanol. [Univision] NBA: Gun slingers of the West unite on the court. Will Iverson and Carmelo stump Duncan? Will Manu...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Interliga 2008 Kicks Off With Jared Borgetti Clarifying That Losing Is O.K.

Interliga 2008 commenced yesterday! If you’re wondering what the heck this tourney is, then be bewildered no longer. Mexico’s Interliga competition is an off-season tournament intended to determine which Mexican clubs (two three) will compete in the Copa Libertadores...

ThursdayNovember222007

'Member? It's Going To Be An Extra Long, Dreary Winter In England

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008 Qualifiers: Head coach Steve McClaren took a gamble and now he’s all crapped out. Foreigners beware. England 2, Croatia 3. [Telegraph UK] NBA: San Antonio put all that Magic talk to...

TuesdayNovember202007

AC Milan Going After Andrés Guardado

European clubs are as enthusiastic about Latin American soccer players as Latin Americans are with, well, anything European, so it’s no surprise they’re looking West. Deportivo de la Coruña and Mexican winger Andrés Guardado has been in Europe for...

ThursdayNovember152007

'Member? Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury kiss and make up; but Knicks still lose. New York 81, Clippers 84. [Espn] Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Zaragoza’s 1-0 defeat to third division team Pontevedra...

WednesdayNovember142007

'Member? América Is Movin' On Up.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: Club América defeat Millonarios from Colombia 2-0 to advance to finals. All ten fans allowed to attend were ecstatic. [Univision] Spain’s Copa del Rey: FC Barcelona struggle against third division side...

ThursdayNovember082007

Guillermo Ochoa Wants To Change His Aguila Yellow To Red Devil...Um...Red.

Nobody from Europe calling you out? No worries. Just tell reporters that you’ve had meetings with a big European club and bam, magic. That’s what Club America’s goalie Guillermo Ochoa is doing. The 22 year-old club and Mexican national...

MondayNovember052007

Member? When Do You Stop Watching A Soccer Game That Ends 8-0?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Mexican Soccer League: If soccer club Veracruz was a boxer, this would be the time to retire before brain damage. UNAM Pumas thump Veracruz 8-0. [El Universal] NFL: A note to Boston sports...

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