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FridayNovember142008

Goal Of The Day: Leobardo López Gives Birth To A Corner Baby To Help Mexico Win

Sven-Göran Eriksson’s had a rough go at it so far as the head coach of El Tri. But in their friendly against Ecuador—and in preparation for their World Cup qualifier against Honduras—the manager managed the game properly, bringing in...

ThursdayNovember132008

Heads Up: Shaq Is Finally Properly Used In Phoenix—As A Battering Ram

We wonder if Shaq got the technique he used to take down Yao and Steve Nash busting down doors as a fake Sheriff. [suns.fandome.com]...

WednesdayNovember122008

Alfonso Cuarón's son Jonás Made A Movie Out Of Photographs

Jonás Cuarón, the 25 year-old son of Mexican new wave director Alfonso Cuarón (Y Tu Mamá También), is releasing a film of his own entirely made of photographic stills that he randomly shot over a 12-month period in his...

FridayNovember072008

Where Will Giovani Dos Santos End Up? Mexico? Chelsea? Tottenham?

One of the bigger offseason moves that Tottenham made was to bring Mexican striker Giovani Dos Santos over to White Hart Lane from Barcelona. But while Spurs have had a resurgence of sorts under their new coach Harry Redknapp,...

ThursdayOctober232008

Is Oscar De La Hoya Too American For Mexican Fighting Fans?

When Oscar De La Hoya gets into the ring against Manny Pacquiao on December 6th, there will be plenty of Hispanic fans rooting for him in Vegas. But what about back in Mexico, the place where he, you know,...

FridayOctober172008

Jose Francisco Torres Happy With Playing Soccer For The U.S. Over Mexico

We have to admit, we don’t love these stories about players with parents from opposing countries up for grabs to national teams. It’s so awkward. We saw it earlier this year when American-born soccer player Edgar Castillo chose to...

ThursdayOctober162008

'Member: Philles Down The Manny Ramirez Expereince, Head To The World Series

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB NLCS Game Five: Not even the Mannysaurus Rex could come in and save the Dodgers as Philadelphia cruises in L.A. to a 5-1 win. They head to the World Series to try...

FridayOctober102008

In A Small Texas Town, Even The Polynesians Are Mexican

Playing high school football in Los Angeles, there was only one thing scarier than finding out the team you had to face started a major group of Polynesians on the front lines, and that was finding out the team...

TuesdayOctober072008

Heads Up: Nerd Rage Is The Second Leading Killer Of Gamers (The First Is OD'ing On Mountain Dew)

Wow. First of all, lower your computer volume if you’re at work watching this NSFW tirade. While this seems like a couple of benign young men at a gaming tournament, it gets pretty intense after the kid on the...

TuesdayOctober072008

Miguel Caballero's Bulletproof Clothing Takes The Sting And Death Out Of Getting Shot

Colombian Miguel Caballero is one half wizard from Final Fantasy, one half character from The Wire. That’s because he’s known throughout all of South America for creating a range of bulletproof clothes—from trenchcoats to ruffled tuxedo shirts—that have protected...

ThursdaySeptember252008

Sven Goran-Eriksson Is Taking Mexico, Spanish Speaking By Storm

Former England head coach Sven Goran-Eriksson has always been a fun-loving guy. So when he became successor to Hugo Sanchez heading up Mexico’s national team, the Dutchman went headfirst into soaking up the language (he spends two hours a...

ThursdaySeptember252008

'Member?: Mexico Shoots Themselves With Their Foot

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: Own goal losses suck, but so much more when it’s a team you should be able to handle. Thus is the case of the Mexican national team, who came to Los...

TuesdaySeptember232008

Did Hanley Ramirez Steal Jorge Cantu's Thunder By Taking The Team's MVP Award?

The Florida Marlins’ season was built on a lot of promise, and that promise took a lot to bring down. Like half a season long’s worth. But even though the fans never showed up and the team kept on...

TuesdaySeptember162008

Javier "Travieso" Arce Gets Victory On The Eve Of Mexican Independence Day

Panamanian pugilist Rafael “El Torito” Concepcion should have known his fight against Mexican fighter Javier “Travieso” Arce would be an uphill battle because there’s no way in hell you’re going to stop a Mexicano from tapping into his inner...

FridaySeptember122008

Say Good Night, Cuauhtémoc—Blanco Calls It Quits From El Tri.

Cuauhtémoc Blanco, the soccer hero beloved by Mexicans and cursed by many a US soccer follower, has decided to call it quits after his team’s World Cup qualifier against Canada Wednesday night. The match was a milestone, Blanco’s 100th,...

WednesdaySeptember102008

This Is Why Media Companies Shouldn't Own Teams—Univision Might Lose Club América Games Because Of A Pissing Match

We never thought that there could a worse outcome from a media giant owning a major league franchise than when Disney released Angels In The Outfield, but here we are. The Mexican media conglomco Grupo Televisa has gotten into...

ThursdayAugust282008

Mexicans Plan Historic, Million Man, Silent March Against Kidnappings This Saturday

The citizens of Mexico have a historic gathering happening this Saturday on the issue of security in their country. Fed up with the state of lawlessness in a nation where kidnappings are an everyday occurrence, a grassroots, citizens group...

TuesdayAugust262008

Florida Marlins' Jorge Cantu Tells Loser Mexican Little Leaguers That It's Okay To Be Losers

While the fans of the Matamoros, Mexico Little League team that were one win away from the championship were saddened by their loss to Hawaii, one fan wasn’t. Marlins’ third baseman and Mexican national team player Jorge Cantu is...

TuesdayAugust262008

Mexican Drugtrafficking "Legend" Jesus Malverde Inspires A New Type Of Beer

You know how some cultural references get lost in translation? Describing someone as “La Leche” in Spain means they’re cool. A teenager telling his crew in the States that his skateboard is “the shit” could be construed by foreigners...

MondayAugust252008

Goal Of The Day: Julio Cesar Leon Makes Oswaldo Pay.

This goal brought Mexico fans to their knees and Honduran fans to their feet at the Azteca last week. Thus, it’s too brilliant a goal to not isolate on this here amazing feature, and give it the praise it...

MondayAugust252008

Did Guillermo Perez and Maria del Rosario Espinoza Save Mexico's Sporting Future?

Oh, rest of North America. For the first half of the recently concluded Olympics, we were all having a good laugh over Canada’s inability to medal in anything not involving snow, but then they had a good last run...

MondayAugust252008

'Member?: Redeem Team's Dreams Seen, And They're Golden

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Olympic Men’s Basketball: In an awesome display of fourth quarter prowess, Kobe Bryant willed his squad by scoring 13 of his 27 points in the last frame to beat the Spanish squad (again)...

FridayAugust222008

The $4,000 GPS Chip That's Used To Combat Kidnapping In Mexico

Usually you’d use GPS to get turn-by-turn driving directions or look for coffee shops or some such. In Mexico, they’re using it to track kidnapped people. Sorta Apple and oranges there....

ThursdayAugust212008

Goal Of The Day: Pavel Pardo Introduces You To His Mighty Touch.

Witness the explosion projected by Pavel Pardo’s right foot. Do you see how far the rebound flew from the net? It’s not supposed to happen that way. Soccer balls should nest in the net like a baby in his...

MondayAugust182008

Jesus Sauceda Throws First Little League Perfect Game In Almost 30 Years

The Little League games most of us were associated with usually had a lot of uncoordinated kids missing wildly at pitches—as well as ground balls, juice boxes and any other type of small projectile thrown their way. That is...

FridayAugust152008

TV Azteca & Ines Gomez Mont Play "Roll Your R's" In China

The Olympics sensitivity committee won’t be too happy if they happen upon TV Azteca’s latest gimmick with Tom-Brady loving, and Gisele Bundchen-poll beating, Inez Gomez Mont. She’s covering the 2008 Beijing Olympics for the network and decided to go...

FridayAugust152008

Club America's Guillermo Ochoa Doesn't Want Your Foreign Blood On His Team

Since the British rambunctiously protested foreigners “invading” their league last year, there’s been anti-foreigners movement throughout soccer that’s starting to piss us off. Why? Firstly, it’s a global game people. And when a Brazilian plays in England, or a...

WednesdayAugust132008

'Member: Mexico Finally Dives Into The Medal Column

Women’s 10-Meter Synchronized Diving: Tatiana Ortiz and Paola Espinosa, two women who didn’t get always get along, decided the guys were taking too damn long to get Mexico a medal. So they took out the US and almost beat...

ThursdayAugust072008

Mexican Woman In Acapulco Fights Lion Off With Machete

Mexico is such an awesome place. Where else can you ride a donkey, carry a machete for whatever reason and see a lion while riding down a road with a picturesque setting? For one woman in Acapulco, Mexico, that...

WednesdayJuly232008

American Soccer Star Edgar Castillo Plays In Mexico, And Will Do So In The Olympics, Too.

For Edgar Castillo, the decision as to which national team the 21-year-old New Mexico-born soccer player would play for in the upcoming Olympics wasn’t that hard. He would play for the one who wanted him, which was Mexico, the...

MondayJuly142008

Hitmen In Mexico Tap Into Internet Advertising, Are Friggin' Idiots

There’s some real life “Amore Perros” gangsta gangsta nonsense going on Mexico when it comes to hitmen. Mexican police are investigating numerous advertisements on public property, as well as on the internet, from purported hitmen. That’s right. Looking to...

FridayJuly112008

Ex-NFL Kicker Tony Zendjas Gets A Little Too Grabby With His Hands

Oh, this is a sad day for Michoacan, Mexico. Hometown boy and ex-NFL kicker Tony Zendejas (he’s the one who’s not Luis or Max), was brought into court yesterday because a woman is accusing him of raping her after...

TuesdayJune242008

Border Yoga As Cool As Playground Tai Chi Chuan

We like Yoga. It builds flexibility in our muscles and tones us up, all the while taking us to our happy place, which looks a lot like the Las Vegas strip somewhere in the Carribean. Anyway, organizers from Border...

ThursdayJune192008

Public Service Announcement: Sharks Kill People In Ixtapa, Mexico.

Living in Mexico City provides us with a the opportunity to visit multiple beaches. But word on the street is that if we want to visit Ixtapa anytime soon, we’ve gotta stay away from the damn ocean. Here’s one...

WednesdayJune182008

Olympic Speedwalking... To The Extreeeemmmmeee!!!

When head honcho Alejandro went over to Mexico City, they told him the high altitude would make him sleepy and short of breath. But some tacos and a Negra Modelo put him right. Unfortunately, we don’t think that’s the...

ThursdayJune122008

Mexican Rodeo Organizers In America Feel Like 'Witches In Massachusetts'

Charreadas, Mexican rodeos that have been a cultural staple since the 17th century, have hit a boom time here in the U.S as more American-born charreadors are entering the fray. But as the scene blows up, the way they...

TuesdayJune102008

Oswaldo Sanchez Is A Jerk In Any Language

Chicago Tribune writer Luis Arroyave has a problem with the recently jailed Oswaldo Sanchez. Arroyave, whose Spanish isn’t so great but covers Soccer and thus has to use it, got into it with Sanchez after Mexico’s pasting of Peru....

TuesdayJune102008

Mexican Goalkeeper Oswaldo Sanchez Arrested In Chicago

So after a 4-1 drubbing at the hands of the Argentines, followed up by a 4-0 win over the Peruvians, the captain and goalkeeper of the Mexican national soccer team, Oswaldo Sanchez, didn’t know how to feel. And as...

WednesdayJune042008

"Esven" Goran Eriksson Is Really Sweating The Espaneesh

Even though absolutely no one thought it was a good idea to hire Sven Goran Eriksson for the Mexico soccer coach gig, Mexican officials decided to go through with it anyway. And yesterday, they presented him to the world...

WednesdayJune042008

Update: Pictures Of Juan "Jesse" Campos Arrested After Hitting Bicyclists.

Yesterday we reported on the drunken, coked out driver who torpedoed through numerous bicyclists in Monterrey, Mexico. Today we have images of a panson named Juan “Jesse Campos” being arrested moments after he killed one person and injured 10...

TuesdayJune032008

Bulletproof Clothing Is The New Fad In Mexico

Manuel Caballeros is clothing designer with a mission: to protect and prolong the lives of his most loyal customers. Especially the ones that are against druglords. He recently opened up a clothing shop in Mexico City with some high-end...

TuesdayJune032008

Mexican Fire Hockey Called "Battle" Is Not An Olympic Sport

We actually had another video of this, but the Asia Brief guy stole the show with his correlation between this game and, er, soccer? More like hockey, buddy. Anyway, this is Mexican fire hockey, a.k.a. “Battle.” It’s part of...

TuesdayJune032008

Drunk Driver Plows Into Bike Race In Monterrey, Mexico

Update: Apparently Mr. Juan “Jesse Campos was also snorting some perico all night and has no recollection of the crash. Ever heard of a drunk bicyclist plowing into 15 cars and killing one person? Of course you haven’t. It’s...

WednesdayMay142008

Goal Of The Day: Nery Castillo's Sombrerito Over Brazil.

Firstly, how in the world did we miss posting this for so long? Secondly, tis’ pretty ain’t it? Nery Castillo is still sitting like a mangled duck in the marshlands of Manchester City, so glory of this sort is...

TuesdayMay132008

English Trash Is Mexico's Treasure: Sven Goran-Eriksson May Be Mexico's New Soccer Coach.

Hugo Sanchez is given 16 months to invigorate a national team that’s never seen the glory of World Cup success. And instead of providing him with ample time to mold a team (one that displayed public disdain), they sacked...

WednesdayApril302008

Eduardo Najera Owns Mexican Basketball With A 5.5 Point, 4.1 Rebound Average

The Denver Nuggets’ Eduardo Najera has created a solid, if unspectacular, career playing basketball in the NBA for the past eight seasons. So why does the Chihuahua-born baller grace Gatorade bottles and get to hang out with one of...

ThursdayApril172008

Goal Of The Day: Cesar Villaluz Inspires Atari Graphics On Screen.

Cesar Villaluz scored in last night’s Mexico friendly against China, but this goal is way better. Especially because the goal was remarkable enough to induce the hexagon goal salute from the designers in the press box. More Machochip “Goal...

ThursdayApril172008

'Member? Mexico And China Sittin' In A Tree...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: We love how every Mexico game in the US is a “home game.” Jesus Ramirez makes his coaching debut as interim head coach and Mexico breezes by China 1-0. [Seattle Times]...

TuesdayApril152008

Javier Aguirre Turns Down Mexico Gig, Raises Eyebrows In Disdain

Mexico: the land of a beleaguered national soccer team. It’s not an enticing endeavor for a coach who’s looking for credibility and support. Take Atletico Madrid coach Javier Aguirre. He’s unequivocally denied a Mexico offer has even been set...

WednesdayMarch262008

Pavel Pardo Saves Hugo Sanchez's Job

This video above, though we apologize is quite the lo-fi experience, is of Pavel Pardo saving Hugo Sanchez’s tenure as manager. Mexico completely outplayed Ghana in their 2-1 victory and were able to salvage integrity after Ghana’s John Mensah...

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