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WednesdayNovember262008

'Member?: LeBron James Gets A Hometown Welcome... In New York?

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: So now that the credit crunch has nixed the Nets’ plan to move to Brooklyn, are the Knicks now the favorites to land LeBron when he becomes a free agent in 2010?...

ThursdayNovember132008

Miami Dolphins' Courney Bryan So Broke He Could Work At Arby's

Witness the tale of Miami Dolphins safety Courtney Bryan, who was resigned by the team earlier this week after being cut at the end of the preseason. Unable to find another job in the NFL until now, Bryan joined...

TuesdayNovember042008

Heads Up: We Would Totally Vote For A Calrissian/Chewbacca Ticket

See more funny videos at Funny or Die If you don’t do it for Lando and Chewy, do it for the poor Taun-Tauns on Hoth. [Funny or Die]...

TuesdayOctober282008

Dolphins Owner H. Wayne Huizenga Hurries To Sell Team Before Obama Presidency

Like most Americans, Dolphins owner H. Wayne Huizenga is counting down the days until George W. leaves office (it’s true… check the stats). But it’s not because he hates W., but because he fears the—according to him—incoming Obama presidency...

MondayOctober132008

Fourth Quarter Defensive Collapse Aside, Joey Porter Blames Ed Hochuli For Dolphins' Loss

NFL officials have taken such a beating in the past few weeks, and rightfully so, that Commissioner Roger Goodell needed to give them a collective conference call pep talk this weekend to boost their confidence before Sunday’s slate of...

WednesdayOctober012008

Ricky Williams Just Doesn't Know What To Do With His Hands

Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams has been good and clean for a while, but his once insatiable appetite for the chronic caused him to test positive in the NFL’s substance abuse program four times. He was even banished...

TuesdaySeptember302008

Miami Dolphins Joey Porter Is On Pins And Needles When It Comes To His Stocks, Will Bury Money In Backyard

Joey Porter has been wondering what the fuck has been going on in New York City. Stocks are going bust and no one seems to be telling him what to trust. We actually have no idea what he’s talking...

MondaySeptember222008

'Member?: "EEE-EE-EEEEEE" Is Dolphin For "Ronnie Brown Is A God"

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: We’re not sure if Tom Brady could have saved the Patriots from the drubbing they took from the Dolphins yesterday. Well, in particular, the drubbing they took from Miami running back Ronnie...

MondayAugust182008

The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their 2009 Calendar Via Sexy Catwalk

It’s almost time for NFL fanatics to designate each and every Sunday, Monday nights, sometimes Thursday and Saturday to unabashed obsessiveness over football. So what better way to commemorate the commencement of grid-iron fanaticism than profiling the Miami Dolphins...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Heads Up: Perfection Is Annoying.

We were glad the Patriots lost in the Super Bowl. But the Miami Dolphins of 1972 could you a David Tyree sock in their mouths right about now. [You Been Blinded] Fabio Capello goes with Steven Gerrard as his...

FridayJanuary042008

The Dolphins Ex-Coach Isn't At Fault For Their Pitiful Team. It Was The Fault Of A Samoan, A Mormon And A Mexican, Duh.

Wait for it. Wait for it. And bam! Dan LeBatard’s expertise on why the Miami Dolphins had such a horrendous season is, a bit…unorthodox. Wait, for this country, not so unorthodox we thinks. We scooped this link up from...

MondayDecember172007

'Member? The Miami Dolphins Finally Got Their Wish.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: What’s the worst that could have happened to our malicious little hearts this weekend? How about a Miami Dolphins victory? Good grief Ravens. Miami 22, Baltimore 16 (OT) [SI] England Premiership: Arsenal...

MondayDecember102007

The Miami Dolphins Throw In The Ricky Hatton Inspired Towel

Well that’s it. The Miami Dolphins have officially thrown in the towel. They dropped their 13th game of the season yesterday to the Buffalo Bills and digressed to, well, 0-13 for the year. No one seemed stunned by the...

TuesdayNovember272007

'Member? Monday Night Horror Strikes Again

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: It took the Pittsburgh Steelers approximately 59 minutes and 43 seconds of game time to beat the 0-10 Miami Dolphins. That translates to three hours of hell. Pittsburgh 3, Miami 0. [Espn]...

MondayOctober292007

If British Football Is Soccer In America, Then American Football Is Kickball In England?

Thousands of Brits ignored heavy rain yesterday in order to witness the first regular season NFL match in England between the New York Giants and the Miami Dolphins. Wait one damn minute. What the hell do people in England...

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