If you’re a Raiders fan and looked at the box score of yesterday’s thrashing at the hands of Atlanta, we wouldn’t have blamed you if the thought of Michael Vick running your offense ran through your head. 77 yards...

Apparently Vatosaurus has brought Hispanics and blacks together in America like we’ve never seen before. Want proof? How about reports that Michael Vick, who has spent the first three of his 23 months in jail hanging out in general...

Christmas weekend usually means that we have to take part in food preparations. We hate that because we always get stuck ruining something. Whether it’s accidentally breaking glass in the rompope, or knocking off our beanie in the beans,...

No matter how many times it’s shown to us, we can never stop laughing feeling bad for the skateboarder bleeding profusely from his head after attempting a crazy jump. [IFilm] Ever wanted to get a North American Soccer League...

We wanted to be cartoonists when we were younger, but our family’s “that’s dumb” remarks got in the way. Can someone get Charles Shulz out of the grave and tell him to draw a “Peanuts” rendition? We want to...

div#main{overflow:visible;} We’re unabashed fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, so when Carl decided to speak the gospel about the Mitchell Report, we had to play his disciples. [100% Injury Rate, via Deadspin] Some nastiness went down at Manchester United’s...

The saying goes: “There’s no such thing as bad publicity.” In the world of professional sports, that means no matter what an athlete does these days, a scandalous allegation or a life-altering conviction can propel them to mega-status. When...

With Michael Vick heading to the clink, a lot of media-types are already asking themselves whether his old teammates on the Atlanta Falcons would welcome him back once he’s released. If Monday night’s drubbing at the hands of the...

Notorious pooch-poacher Michael Vick has been sentenced to 23 months in prison for his involvement in the deaths of six to eight dogs, as well as pleading guilty to bankrolling “Bad Newz Kennels” (clever?) on his Virginia property. It’s...

When a football player does something stupid and violent outside the arena, we’re usually the first to call them out. When then-Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Randy Moss drove into a meter maid five years ago and explained how he...

In the spirit of Turkey Day, we thought we’d muse on what we are thankful for in sports this year. You know, those events that reinforced our ridiculous infatuations, distanced us from our family and friends, and helped us...

After this collision, tell us who’s the lithe, 5’10” running back, and who’s the linebacker previously suspended for steroids. [Deuce of Davenport] Former Tottenham coach Martin Jol turned down an offer from Birmingham City to be their next coach....

Ron Mexico—beleaguered NFL quarterback Michael Vick’s alias when he visits Clinics to clean up his “mishaps”—tested positive for pot a couple of weeks back and is now under house arrest, a day after a grand jury indicted him on...

If you’re wondering why there were a whole bunch of guys in NFL jerseys hootin’ and hollerin’ outside your local Gamestop this morning, it’s because this year’s version of Madden—inventively called “Madden 08”—came out today....