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ThursdayFebruary072008

Out In The Open: Brazilian Afonso Alves Introduced To Middlesbrough.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “We’ve added these lovely ladies to your contract.”...

WednesdayDecember122007

If You Don't Come To See My Soccer Team, I'll Kick Your Arse

Middlesbrough midfielder David Wheater is a rugged looking bastard. If he threated to tear us apart, we’d take it seriously. Apparently, he’ll tear Steven Gerrard and Cristiano Ronaldo apart if we cheer him on. Considering that would be amazing...

MondayDecember032007

FC Barcelona Offered Twenty Barrels Of Guinness For Ronaldinho

The talk of the town continues to circulate around whether FC Barcelona play maker Ronaldinho is on his way out to AC Milan or Chelsea FC during the winter transfer windows. He sat out during Barca’s clash with regional...

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