The Detroit Tigers confirmed this morning that they are going to ride the belly of Miguel Cabrera. They’ve offered him an eight-year, $152 million dollar contract, making Cabrera the richest fat dude outside of Texas. Pending a physical, Cabrera’s...

We posted earlier that Miguel Cabrera is about to trade a cold-blooded spearfish logo for a something in between “Tony The Tiger” and a six year old’s drawing of a tiger. The Detroit Tigers are moments away from landing...

Hey, remember the fat dude, a.k.a. Miguel Cabrera, we were talking about earlier today? MLB.com is reporting he’s about to be swapped by the Florida Marlins to the Detroit Tigers for six players. They threw in pitcher Dontrelle Willis...

In baseball, you can be chubby. Hell, you can be on the fringe of obesity and still hit .364. Milwaukee Brewers player Prince Fielder is a butterball, but he can hit a baseball a half-mile. San Francisco Giants catcher...

Miguel Cabrera is leaving the Florida Marlins… to make room for Alex Rodriguez? Considering Rodriguez made as much as the entire Marlins roster last year, it seems unlikely. [Palm Beach Post] The knucklehead who brushed AC Milan goalie Dida...