We all had a good laugh at Machochip HQ when it was reported that Miguel Tejada is really 33 instead of 31. We laughed because everyone outside of the DR was like, “Oh my god. Like, how could he...

Miguel Tejada finally came clean about steroids today. One second. What’s that? He came out about being two years older than he really is? Sorry folks. Mix up. Miguel Tejada isn’t the rambunctiously young 31 year old that we...

The last time we tapped into Miguel Tejada’s life he was under scrutiny from the feds for possibly lying under oath about steroids, which led to a review of his status as a legal resident of the United States....

Did you know there are congressional hearings going on today concerning steroids and baseball? You didn’t? Well, this just in. Miguel Tejada, you are the grand prize winner of a luxury, all expenses paid by the federal government, incursion...

Whas Happened At Machochip During The Week The internet rules and it doesn’t like Cristiano Ronaldo. Sports mistresses want some extra lovin’ from you. Does Michael Vick get holiday pay during his jail-term? Probably not. …He should stay away...

The Houston Astros were probably unaware their recent Tejad-ian acquisition would be fueled by roids. Unfortunately, that’s the case. Miguel Tejada was named in the “Mitchell Report” today as an “alleged” user of steroids and HGH. The report cites...

The Baltimore Orioles slugger had been rumored to be on the move after meetings were held with Orioles management and front office this week. The Baltimore Sun reports that a multi-player deal has been made between with the Houston...