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TuesdayMay202008

Twins Pitcher Deadly With A Set Of Golf Clubs... Well, Attemptedly Deadly

When Cuba becomes a bettor’s paradise again, gambling won’t be the only vice that will bring people to the island. Golf is huge there (as are the asses, but that’s another story), so it’s no surprise that Minnesota Twins...

TuesdayApril292008

Latino Fantasy Baseball: The Sad Tale of Francisco Liriano (And His Owners)

Alex Ferreyra is playing a season of fantasy baseball with just Latino players. You can read his original article here, and send him tips on players or comments about how he screwed up his team here. The Smiths once...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Johan's Hundred Million Dollar Dream: Johan Santana Doesn't Mind Snuffing The Minnesota Twins

Johan Santana is relishing in his new, $136 million dollar deal with the Mets. His status as Major League Baseball’s most coveted pitcher has been established and he wants Minnesota to know that business is business…but it was all...

TuesdayJanuary292008

Johan's Hundred Million Dollar Dream: Santana Traded To The Mets

Finally. Johan Santana and the Mets have agreed to play together in 2008. The Mets— front-runners for Santana’s services this week—have discarded four top prospects to Minnesota in exchanged for one of the best lefties in the bigs. The...

FridayJanuary252008

Johan's Hundred Million Dollar Dream: New York and Boston Aren't The Only Places Seeing Where He'll Land

New York and Boston may be a little busy right now with that Super Bowl thing to worry about where Johan Santana will land if he leaves the Twins. Yet, there is somewhere else that’s on perpetual pins and...

MondayJanuary212008

Johan's Hundred Million Dollar Dream: Nerdingler Figures Out Mets Best Place For Twins To Trade Santana

As much as people would like to put the emphasis on the players in the Johan Trade Sweepstakes, when you look at it from an owner’s perspective, it’s all about the money. While the players are the cogs that...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Johan's Hundred Million Dollar Dream: Maybe The Twins Know What They're Doing

While everyone tries to figure out where Johan Santana will end up, not many people care what happens to his current team, the Minnesota Twins. It’s generally agreed that whatever package of players they receive for the pitcher will...

WednesdayDecember052007

Yankees Drop Their Bid For Twins' Pitcher Johan Santana. Wussies.

There has sure been a lot of baseball news considering the season’s been shelved since October. The latest concerns Johan Santana’s bid to be the next [blank] pitcher. That’s right. No one has made a viable move for the...

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