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WednesdayNovember122008

Alfonso Cuarón's son Jonás Made A Movie Out Of Photographs

Jonás Cuarón, the 25 year-old son of Mexican new wave director Alfonso Cuarón (Y Tu Mamá También), is releasing a film of his own entirely made of photographic stills that he randomly shot over a 12-month period in his...

FridayNovember072008

Heads Up: Biker Rage Never Takes A Break

Lucky Guy Escapes Scary Crash - Watch more Auto Videos When your bike gets decimated into a million pieces, we’d be pissed too. Bruised and bleeding, but really pissed, too. [Break]...

FridayOctober242008

Machogames: Army Of Two Headed To The Big Screen

Video game movies tend to suck ass (Doom, anyone?), but that’s not stopping Electronic Arts from taking a shot on the big screen with Army of Two, the innovative two-player co-op that was released in March. Following strong sales...

WednesdayOctober152008

Behind The Scenes of "Who's Nailin' Paylin" Shows A Bustier Side Of A Legend... And We Mean Lisa Ann

Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” is the best topical, ripped from the headlines porn since “Joey Buttafucko.” So imagine our surprise and utter delight when this came into the tip jar this afternoon—a behind the scenes look at the film’s...

TuesdayOctober072008

Iron Man Robert Downey, Jr. Was An Iron Man Of Self-Love

In an interview with the London Times, Robert Downey, Jr tells of his former lover that he could never get enough of—himself. Yes, the new Iron Man, who’s also played his share of addicted characters, talked about how he...

TuesdayOctober072008

'Member?: Tampa Bay And Boston Get Ready To Rumble In The ALCS

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Both tickets to the American League Championship series were punched last night as BJ Upton’s two home runs help Tampa Bay knock off Chicago, and a horribly executed bunt-and-run in a tied...

MondayOctober062008

Bull Durham Sequel To Follow The Lineage Of Bad Sports Follow-Ups

The news that Kevin Costner is set to reprise his role as Crash Davis in a sequel to Bull Durham makes us cry just a little bit. There is a long history of movie studios taking beloved sports movies...

MondayOctober062008

Script For Possible Halo Movie We Won't Want To See

Stuart Beattie is the screenwriter behind Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and the upcoming GI Joe (!). but if his nerd cred didn’t get solidified there, he’s now whipped up a script for a...

TuesdaySeptember302008

Will Hollywood Ever Learn? RealNetworks Has To Go To Court To Prevent Death Of RealDVD

It’s as sure as the day is long: Hollywood will never, ever learn, and will never, ever embrace technology in any meaningful way. The latest case involves RealNetwork, developer of the admittedly awful RealPlayer. It just officially launched its...

TuesdaySeptember232008

Michael Moore Releases New Film "Slacker Uprising" For Free Today

We don’t want to be big bad bringers of bad news but didn’t Michael Moore’s film riling against the Republicans in 2003 fail to muster the necessary snowball effect he searched for to topple the reigning Bush administration? Um....

FridaySeptember192008

Watchmen Creator Alan Moore Hopes He Cursed The Film Version Of His Baby

Graphic novelist Alan Moore has been called a lot of things—recluse, eccentric, hairy. But one attribute of his that is most over looked is that he’s a realist. So when the LA Times interviewed him about the upcoming film...

TuesdaySeptember162008

Another Place To Watch TV, Movies Legally: IMDb (Say Thanks To Amazon)

Amazon bought IMDb—who doesn’t waste time there?—not too long ago, and now the benefits to regular consumers are being felt. Starting today, you’re able to watch full-length movies, TV shows and other videos on IMDb, totally for free and...

FridaySeptember122008

British College Offers Course On How To Become A Jedi

How do we put this… Do you want to be a Jedi? Like, a university-trained, fully accredited Jedi? Then head on over to the UK, nerd. Yes, the Queen’s University Belfast, in Northern Ireland, now has a one-day course...

FridaySeptember122008

Why Righteous Kill Will Kill Any Memory Of The Other DeNiro/Pacino Movie, Heat

When the new Robert DeNiro/Al Pacino movie Righteous Kill opens today, it has the potential to do more damage than ten Harmon Colliders creating black holes at the same time. That’s because the moment it was put into production,...

WednesdaySeptember102008

Is Johnny Depp The Next "Riddler"? Phillip Seymour Hoffman The Next "Penguin"?

Fresh off the blockbuster heels of another bangin’ installment of the Christopher Nolan “Batman” era, Warner Bros. has been all hush-hush about the next episode of the caped crusader’s storyline, but rumors are circling faster than a proton-particle in...

FridaySeptember052008

There's Something Strange Going On...Ghostbusters 3 Gets Writers!

Apparently there have been numerous rumors over the last few months about the possible inception of a third installment of the most awesome of awesome movies from our stinkin’ childhood, “Ghostbusters” (Doe, Ray, Eegooooon!), but we had no idea...

ThursdayAugust282008

Get Ready To Get Facebook Spam For Facebook: The Movie

Can’t get enough Facebook, the social networking site that’s like a grown-up MySpace but less grown-up than actual human beings talking to each other? Well, now you’re about to get it even away from your computer… or your cell...

WednesdayAugust272008

"Say Hello To My Little Friend" Gets The "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn" Treament In Miami

When you think of films that deserve red carpet retrospectives, what do you come up with? Gone With the Wind? Rocky? Goodfellas? Probably further down the list you’ll hit upon one of the most beautifully profane movies of all...

TuesdayAugust262008

"Che: El Argentino" Poster Officially Out, Officially Revolutionary Wall Art

Oh, yeah. Get ready for every teenage revolucionario to get his hands on this sucker and put it in his Rage Against The Machine-plastered room right next to his pictures of Salma Hayek as “Frida” and “El Chapulin.” The...

ThursdayAugust212008

Julio Cesar Chavez Documentary To Air On ESPN Deportes Sept. 27th

Our homeboy Juan Lozano over at ESPN Deportes Radio in Milwaukee emailed us with a tip about Julio Cesar Chavez’s Documentary, “How I Kicked The Crap Out Of Everyone For 11 Years Before That Damn ‘Golden Boy’ Came To...

WednesdayAugust202008

FOX Tries To Clamp "The Watchmen"

When it comes to Hollywood and its production companies and studios, we’re oblivious to the politics and practices involved like Europeans are with non-topless laws on beaches in the United States. So, when we heard FOX was fighting over...

MondayAugust182008

Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Bastards" To Recitate More Than One Career

Quentin Tarantino’s been known to “resuscitate” careers the way cheap wine resuscitates hornyness at a book club meeting. However, reports have him signing on once-was-really-funny-but-now-makes-Bollywood-comedy-flicks-that-suck Mike Myers to play a British general in Tarantino’s WWII drama “Inglorious Bastards.” If...

ThursdayAugust142008

Machochip On The Road: Aztec Mummy Movie Night In Austin.

Strolling through Austin tomorrow night and craving some Aztec mummy movie madness? Then don’t you worry your little bones because there’s a venue just for you. In support of the current Aztec and Maya Revival exhibit, the museum is...

TuesdayAugust122008

Stars Wars Wedding Is A Great Way To Nerdify Sacred Vows

Have you ever wanted a little green man to guide you threw your wedding vows? No? Then you’re quite normal by most standards. But one Portland, OR couple decided a wedding with the iconic theme would not only exemplify...

TuesdayAugust052008

Is This The First Concept Art For A New Halo Movie?

You may not know this, but there was, once upon a time, plans for a movie based on Halo. Then the movie got caught up in development hell (rumors were that no studio wanted to touch the script because...

MondayAugust042008

Other Than The PS3, Blu-ray Not Doing Too Hot

How many of you own a Blu-ray player? How many of you who answered “yes” have a non-PS3 Blu-ray player? Not too many, we bet. That’s something that the movie studios need to work on, according to a recent...

MondayJuly282008

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" Trailer Leaked At Comic Con

We had a hard time doing anything this weekend besides reading tons of Bukowski, drinking some cheladas and watching Mexican soccer, so when our boss told us about Comic-Con, we realized we were already too damn late to do...

TuesdayJuly222008

"Dark Knight" Star Christian Bale Arrested For Assaulting Mom And Sis

We’re about six hours late on this story, but at least we can analyze the entire fracas from all realms seeing as Christian Bale was arrested earlier this morning in London for assaulting his mother and sister, was then...

ThursdayJuly102008

Trailer For Max Payne Movie Actually Looks Pretty Good

We’re quick to hate on pretty much everything, but please forgive us for actually thinking the trailer for the upcoming Max Payne movie doesn’t look too bad. No, it probably won’t win an Oscar or anything, but as far...

ThursdayJuly102008

Hello, McFly! Nike To Make Awesome Back To The Future Sneakers That Aren't Any Uglier Than The Latest Jordans

So who would’ve thought that out of all the future foretelling films from the 80s like RoboCop and Escape From New York, it would be Back To The Future II that would take the prize for most accurate (although...

TuesdayJuly012008

The New Dark Knight International Trailer Features More Heath Ledger Teasers

The one thing we’re not looking forward about Mexico City is the Spanish dubbing we’ll have to endure when catching an American flick. Yes, hearing Danny Glover scream bloody insults in Spanish to Mel Gibson in “Lethal Weapon” is...

TuesdayJune242008

Grand Theft Auto Movie Put On Ice Like So Many Dead Pedestrians

Out of all the Grand Theft Autos released, which do you think would make the best movie? The Miami Vice aura of Vice City? The Menace II Society known as San Andreas? Or how about the most recent one...

MondayJune232008

Brazilian Great Pele Robbed In The City Of God

Apparently no one is safe from getting robbed by roving bands of gangs in Brazil. Football’s G.O.A.T. Pele was heading out of Sao Paulo when 10 armed kids from a nearby favela overtook his car and robbed him of...

TuesdayJune102008

Leonardo DiCaprio Will Play The Beer Pong Creator In Biopic

Biopics are Hollywood’s chance to completely reconstruct a person’s life, repackage it and convince people that a historical account of that life is what they’re watching. You ever see Troy? Yeah. Exactly. Achilles didn’t like the ladies. Yet, we...

ThursdayJune052008

Gonzo!: Hunter S. Thompson Would Have Backed Up Bloggers.

Gonzo journalist and narcotics fanatico Hunter S. Thompson ripped the traditional landscape of journalism to shreds. He also killed himself three years ago which paved the way for a documentary about his life to be made. Longtime friend Johnny...

WednesdayMay212008

Julia Roberts Is Worth Diego Maradona's "Hand Of God"

Psychotic psycho man, Diego Maradona, is topping the charts of “The World’s Craziest Fuckers” again. Diego is currently reigning terror in Cannes, where he is promoting a new documentary based on his days as a legendary soccer player, but...

WednesdayApril022008

The New "Speed Racer" Trailer Makes Us Dizzy, But In A Good Way

Before we go any further, go here to check out the other high-res “Speed Racer” trailers (there are four total). We picked this one out because it delivers the overall plot, along with illustrating the CGI-infested awesomeness that this...

FridayOctober192007

Randy Couture Decides To Leave Bloodied Canvases For Red Carpets

Randy Couture has left the UFC Octagon for Hollywood’s silver screen. Couture cites UFC’s inability to sign Fedor Emelianenko as his primary reason for leaving, but it’s been confirmed that Couture was sparring with casting directors while his blood...

ThursdayAugust162007

Top 53 Sports Movies Ranked By Critics; Somehow USC Ranked No. 1 There, Too

While ESPN’s Sports Guy has been promising his list of the best sports films since forever, Rotten Tomatoes beat him to it and released a list of the best 53 (like a football roster, get it?). The problem is,...

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