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TuesdayNovember042008

Did The Lack Of English Skills Doom Juande Ramos At Tottenham And Hinder Nani's Development At Man U

Since soccer is “The World’s Game,” as it’s been called so many times, why should one language be the dominating tongue that dictates the ebb and flow of it? Two stories out of The Sun highlight the struggle two...

FridayJune202008

Goal Of The Day: Nani To Postiga Is Money.

This was the moment that should have sparked a Turkey-esque comeback from the Portuguese. Nani began creating more space on the left side and the Germans were drifting farther away from their lines. This is the moment Cristiano should...

MondayMay052008

Heads Up: Soccer Players Slapstick Comedy Returns.

Manchester United’s Nani was sent off this weekend for this ridiculous head butt attempt against West Ham’s Lucas Neill. If you’re going to try and get kicked out by deliberately head butting a guy, then you might as well...

TuesdayMarch252008

Goal Of The Day: Nani Delivers A Somersault Inspired Golazo.

Nani, who sported Portugal’s newest threads yesterday, is seen here slicing and dicing his way through a Middlesbrough defense who couldn’t keep a blind tiger caged. Nani’s strike, however, merits an exclamation of brilliance, and somersault goal celebrations will...

MondayMarch242008

New Portuguese National Soccer Uniforms Unveiled, Remind Us We're Fat

Portuguese stand outs Bruno Alves and Nani are seen here wearing Portugal’s new soccer kits. The uniforms will make their debut during Euro 2008. If we remember correctly, Portugal is a very speedy team. These new, sleek looking jerseys...

MondayFebruary182008

Heads Up: Showboating's Fun When You're Up By A Dozen Goals.

Manchester United’s Nani decided to unveil his circus soccer skills during their FA Cup clash. He was eventually fouled, but we’re perplexed he didn’t get a shoe to the jugular for that move. [YouTube] Mexico hopes to land the...

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