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WednesdayJune182008

Boston Celtics' Fans Maim Store Windows During Celebration

We’re drawn to fans acting like morons, on any occasion, like children are drawn to lead. No. Shiny things. That’s it. So this video will make it’s way onto our site this morning because there’s nothing like celebratory violence...

WednesdayJune182008

'Member? Mexico City Hotels Didn't Show The Celtics Demolish The Lakers For The Title.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals: The Boston Celtics added their 17th championship banner to an already historic franchise. They completed what everyone expected at the beginning of the season. But, for us, their defense proved to...

FridayJune132008

LA Times Taking All Comers, Even Curt Schilling

So, um… what exactly are they feeding the columnists over at the LA Times? Because whatever it is, it’s gotten their group feisty over this LA-Boston NBA Finals match-up. First, Bill Plascke decides to call out the fans who...

FridayJune132008

'Member? Presenting The Boston Celtics—Pretty Much Your 2008 NBA Champions

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals:The Celtics show the Lakers how to come back from 24 points down, beating LA, 97-91. They’re up 3-1 in the best of seven series and look to close out the series...

ThursdayJune122008

Guy Puts Out Interesting Craigslist Ad For NBA Finals Tickets

Everyone always boasts about what they’d trade in exchange for a chance to watch their favorite team play in a championship game. Some say they’d trade their favorite car, or their kids, or maybe even their left nut. It’s...

WednesdayJune112008

'Member? Got Lost In The Aiport But Now It's Found.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Delayed And Couped Up In A New York Airport NBA Finals: The Los Angeles Lakers finally beat the Boston Celtics for the first time this year, though it wasn’t the...

MondayJune092008

Los Angeles Fans Beat Down Boston Fan (For Really Being An Idiot)

Expect a volatile reaction every single time you decide to wear a visitor’s jersey at a home team’s court. Frankly, if you’re brute enough to even think about wearing the visitor’s jersey when you’re at the home squad’s ballpark,...

MondayJune092008

NBA To Consider Earlier Finals Start Time So It'll End Before Skinemax Starts To Get Good

As a currently east coast fraternity, we at MachoChip really miss our Los Angeles upbringing (except the new guy—he’s from Queens). But we’re not talking about late-night Jack In The Box here. No, it’s the fact that the games...

MondayJune092008

Phil Jackson's Got A Few Thoughts On Last Night's Officiating; Basically, It Was Bullocks.

Lets get something clear: the refs during Game 2 of the NBA Finals decided Kobe Bryant’s slight elbow to create space, and anything like it, would result in a foul; but Rondo’s constant slaps on anyone driving passed him...

MondayJune092008

LA Times' Bill Plaschke Feels The Warmth Of Celtic Pride

When LA Times columnist Bill Plaschke decided to wonder out loud whether Paul Pierce’s Game one knee injury was authentic, he probably understood what he was getting into with Celtics fans. “How dare the Angeleno columnist question the authenticity...

MondayJune092008

'Member? The Lakers Get Powe-d To The Max.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: That headlines could have read “Zam! Boom! Powe” or “Boston’s Got The Powe-r” Hey, it’s better than “The Lakers Got Leon-ed to the max.” The Celtics are still undefeated against...

FridayJune062008

Feature: The Wayback Machine Is A Way Back To Decent Basketball

This year’s Lakers-Celtics NBA Finals matchup has Machochip Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra wondering what ever happened to the tube socks and short shorts he donned as a child to emulate Lakers forward Michael Cooper for Halloween. [Ed. note: I’d...

FridayJune062008

'Member? The Celtics Are Still Undefeated Against The Lakers This Year.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: Game 1 had us enthralled from tip-off. The Lakers came out swinging and the Celtics responded fiercly. Then, Paul Pierce went out for the count, but made a comeback the...

ThursdayJune052008

NBA Finals Tonight!: Lakers V Celtics, Boi!

Hey, do you know what tonight is? Of course it’s NBC’s wonderful Thursday night of comedy, but it’s also the first game of the NBA Finals! Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers are set to take on Kevin...

ThursdayJune052008

Laker-Celtics Finals Tickets In L.A. Currently As Gouged As You'd Expect Them To Be

Not to get all USA Today on you, but the last time the Lakers and Celtics met in the NBA Finals (1987, as if the media hasn’t bludgeoned that home enough), a gallon of gas cost .95 cents, a...

WednesdayJune042008

Paul Gasol Uses His Time Off Wisely

Pau Gasol is no dummy—we know this. So when we came across these photos from a Don Julio Tequila tasting party, we wondered if Gasol knew exactly what starts tomorrow. It’s the NBA Finals! Does he know about the...

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