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MondayJune232008

Matt Damon Should Watch His Back In Los Angeles

The Spike TV’s “Guy’s Choice” awards were held last week in Los Angeles during the NBA Finals and Boston fanatico Matt Damon didn’t care that his audience was predominantly pro-Lakers when he decided to say Boston was going to...

MondayJune092008

'Member? The Lakers Get Powe-d To The Max.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: That headlines could have read “Zam! Boom! Powe” or “Boston’s Got The Powe-r” Hey, it’s better than “The Lakers Got Leon-ed to the max.” The Celtics are still undefeated against...

FridayJune062008

'Member? The Celtics Are Still Undefeated Against The Lakers This Year.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals 2008: Game 1 had us enthralled from tip-off. The Lakers came out swinging and the Celtics responded fiercly. Then, Paul Pierce went out for the count, but made a comeback the...

ThursdayJune052008

NBA Finals Tonight!: Lakers V Celtics, Boi!

Hey, do you know what tonight is? Of course it’s NBC’s wonderful Thursday night of comedy, but it’s also the first game of the NBA Finals! Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers are set to take on Kevin...

ThursdayMay292008

'Member? Ray Allen's Got Some Game, Paul Pierce Smiles.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Once Ray Allen starts poppin’ threes, there’s really no turning back for the Celtics. Detroit clawed their way back in the final minutes of the game, but it wasn’t enough....

WednesdayMay282008

'Member? Derek Fisher's Foul Defense Holds Spurs To Defeat.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Lamar Odom’s strong finish in the fourth, along with Kobe Bryant’s strong performance, helped LA outlast the San Antonio Spurs final five point push in the game. Oh, and Derek...

TuesdayMay272008

'Member? It's All About De-Troooit, Booiii!

Whas Happened In Sports This Holiday Weekend NBA Playoffs 2008: A long weekend without blogging duties meant a lot of time dedicated to actually watching sports. Case in point, watching the Celtics get burned is a much more satisfying...

FridayMay232008

'Member? Perfection No Longer Exists In Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Detroit flexes their muscle and beats Boston 103-97 to give the Celtics their first defeat at home. This series is going seven for sure, which means Boston will have played...

ThursdayMay222008

'Member? Everyone's In Playoff Mode!

NBA Playoffs 2008: Kobe busts out the breakdancing basketball dribble to stun the Spurs into submission. Actually, he simply hit a clutch jump shot with 23.9 seconds to go that lead to a well-deserved comeback win. Booyah. Los Angeles...

WednesdayMay212008

'Member? 'Sheed Can't Handle Boston.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: According to Paul Pierce, the Celtics have learned a lt about themselves from already playing 14 playoff games. The Detroit Pistons forgot they were even in the playoffs. Boston 88,...

TuesdayMay202008

San Antonio Spurs Charter Plane, Champion Air, Is Both Hotel And Totally Bankrupt

Obviously that’s not the San Antonio Spurs to the right. But that’s probably the only charter service we’d put up with these days. In fact, remember that scene from “Major League”, when the Cleveland Indians prance out onto the...

MondayMay192008

'Member? Paul Pierce Handles The Cavs Without Gang Signs.

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA Playoffs 2008: Boston can breath a sigh of relief after the Celtics hustled their way to the Eastern Conference Finals. Somewhere, Larry Bird is proud. Boston 97, Cleveland 92. [AFP] MLB 2008:...

FridayMay162008

'Member? Like Cockroaches, San Antonio Stays Alive.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: The defending champs weren’t going to get run out of the playoffs at home. And New Orleans wasn’t going to play well on the road either. The result is a...

ThursdayMay152008

'Member? The Days When The Lakers Sucked?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: The Lakers are now dominating the field and are only one win away from reaching the Western Conference Finals. Utah came back from a seven point deficit at the half,...

WednesdayMay142008

Hornets' Fan Utilizes Sexy Eva Longoria Cardboard Cutout

The San Antonio Spurs suffered a 22 point loss at the hands of the New Orleans Hornets last night due to whatever it is that makes you lose by that much. We didn’t watch the game at all, but...

WednesdayMay142008

'Member? San Antonio Took A Day Off On Game Day.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: The Spurs days as defending champions are steadily coming to a close. David West of the Hornets decided to lay the smack down on thick with 38 points and 14...

TuesdayMay132008

Lebron James Had A Busy Night: Dumps On Mom And Dunks On Kevin Garnett.

Lebron James flourished last night. He scored 21 points and dished out a season high 13 assists to his mates, leading the Cleveland Cavaliers to an 88-77 victory over the gargantuan behemoths in the East known as the Boston...

TuesdayMay132008

'Member? Lebron James Doesn't Want To Go Home Early.

NBA Playoffs 2008: The Cleveland Cavaliers were basically handed their obituary after the team went down 2-0 to Boston and Lebron was 2-890 shooting. Good thing they play seven-game series’ in basketball. Cleveland tied the series last night with...

FridayMay092008

'Member? The King Is Seeing Green.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night While We Were Getting Crunked NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James & Company scored a combined 49 points over the 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters. That’s not going to get them far against the...

WednesdayMay072008

'Member? Did Anyone Ever Find Lebron James' Offense?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Lebron James shot a pitiful 2-18 and scored a measly 12 points against a defensive-minded Celtics team. Expect a surge from “The King” in game 2. Boston 76, Cleveland 72....

FridayMay022008

'Member? Detroit Tells Philly To Get On Home.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs: Detroit didn’t take their opponents too lightly yesterday, which results in more ‘Sheed for the playoffs. Refs are going to have so much trouble. Detroit 100, Philadelphia 77. [AP] MLB 2008:...

WednesdayApril302008

Heads Up: Paul Pierce Throws Gang Sign, But Doesn't, But It Looks Like He Did.

When Al Horford began to taunt Boston’s Paul Pierce, Pierce threw back what appeared to be a gang sign. The explanation for the clip above is here, but we’d watch our back from here on out if we were...

WednesdayApril302008

'Member? Jason Kidd Will Never Win An NBA Championship.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs: Jason Kidd wasn’t really traded to the Dallas Mavericks for the purpose of advancing to the finals, but he sure as hell was supposed to get them past the first round....

TuesdayApril292008

'Member? We're Not Going To Write Up A Stupid "Magic" Joke About The Orlando Magic Advancing.

NBA Playoffs 2008: Sike. What turns NBA teams into a plume of smoke and makes them disappear into the dark crevices of loserville? The Orlando Magic. Yeeehaw, suckas. Orlando Magic 102, Toronto Raptors 92. [AP] MLB 2008: Our petty...

ThursdayApril242008

Heads Up: Kobe Bryant's Pistol Is Fully Loaded.

Basketball players have holsters in their trunks. At least that’s the case with Kobe. You think he went a bit overboard with the cockiness? Seriously, it’s the second game of the first round, brah. You’re supposed to dismantle the...

ThursdayApril242008

'Member? Denver's Kung-Fu Kicks Aren't Enough.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night: NBA Playoffs 2008: What did Denver expect when Kobe Bryant is allowed to score 49 points? The series heads to Denver 2-0, but it’s all over folks. Denver 107, Los Angeles 122. [Orlando...

TuesdayApril222008

'Member? Cleveland Is Coasting In The Playoffs. Can We Skip Game 3?

NBA Playoffs 2008: The Cleveland Cavaliers held Gilbert Arenas to seven points and the Washington Wizards have one entire leg out of the playoffs. Should we keep watching? Cleveland 116, Washington 86. [AFP] MLB 2008: The Chicago Cubs have...

MondayApril212008

Heads Up: Lebron James Has A Jetpack Hidden Underneath His Jersey.

What more can you say about a clip where the sportscasters can’t even believe what they saw? Simply, nada. [YouTube] This is the first thing we encountered today and it will inspire you to look for your old Nintendo...

MondayApril212008

'Member? Lakers Too Strong, Too Much Gasol-ina.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night: NBA Playoffs: Pau Gasol savored his first victory in the playoffs and we’re officially on the Gasol-ina bandwagon. Los Angeles Lakers 128, Denver Nuggets 114. [AP] FMF: We know America fans are wearing...

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