Update: Nereida Gallardo brought up 74,256 pages on our THIRD attempt. Still 14,000 less than Google. Though, the site does look quite slick. There’s simply one barometer we were willing to set when our esteemed overseer publisher asked us...

We’re not here to fuel rumors that Nereida Gallardo is dating some new jet skiing douche because rebound relationships are all about hanky panky anyway, so we’re sure Nereida’s just testing the waters to see what’s out there. You...

There’s so much to write about a guy who’s trailing the richest contract in the history of the world. As of today, we have no idea where Cristiano Ronaldo is, but we assume he’s still sun-bathing somewhere in our...

Just rub out the pain, love. Image [FlyNet]...

We knew the thread on this story would go somewhere infested by celebritards. If you haven’t heard, Cristiano Ronaldo is currently in Los Angeles on an undisclosed business trip and he’s been wandering through LA with buddies, on crutches...

Look. We ended this entire Nereida Gallardo ordeal with a splendid recap annotating why she became famous and how it happened. It was a fireworks spectacular type post that we felt would send her out in style. Geez, we...

After winning Wimbledon, most players usually get the press and citizens of their place of origin fawning over them for a while—at least until the US Open. But the Spaniards, they love a winner. The Astronomical Observatory of Mallorca...

Well, folks. It looks like Nereida Gallardo is headed towards the land of WAG purgatory after rumors arose this morning that Cristiano Ronaldo has officially dumped her. Nereida will now reside in a detritus-filled corner of the celebrity world...

And this is why you (if you were a superstar athlete) shouldn’t go on seven-week vacations in Sardinia with your girlfriend—you end up breaking up with her. There is such a thing as spending too much time with each...

Hey, fellas. So far 613 Chippers have cast their vote for our “Who’s The Hotter Spanish Girlfriend” and Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello is leaving Nereida in the dust with 70% of the vote. Who says big fake boobs reign...

We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics,...

There’s been quite a Wives and Girlfriends storm now that Rafael Nadal’s girlfriend has made her rounds about the blogosphere. And since we’re astute gossip wranglers, we immediately recognized that two of the biggest sports icons in the world,...

With reports circulating for a month now that Cristiano Ronaldo may move to Real Madrid some time this summer, it’s grand to think that he may be welcomed with a slight sneer and chuckle from possible teammate Sergio Ramos....

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo don’t believe in staycations. The star and his girlfriend are still on the beaches of Italy, and it seems like he’s been there as long as the Allies were during World War II....

Turns out the previous photos we uploaded today weren’t the steamiest Nereida Gallardo vacation pictures at all. Daily Mail has the real deal, public face-licking shots that are sure to make the Nereida wave rise. They were taken on...

There’s always hype revolving around super WAG Nereida Gallardo. And now that we’ve compiled a rather comprehensive blog roll of Nereida’s, ahem, assets, we think these holiday pictures of her are quite tame. Seriously, what’s left to the imagination...

Remember that lovely treat we gave you on Memorial Day concerning those Nereida Gallardo photos? Well,The Sun in London has removed the censors to show Nereida Gallardo, once again, in all her glory. Unfortunately, they happen to disclose absolutely...

Our Memorial Day weekend was interrupted by an overzealous Spaniard dropping an email yesterday wanting to sell off NSFW pictures of Nereida Gallardo—Cristiano Ronaldo’s newest girlfriend—and friends showing titty while striking sensuous poses in a Palma de Mallorca club...

Wither Cristiano Ronaldo’s WAG… or we guess just G? CO-ED Magazine has released a list of the top 50 WAGs in soccer and Nereida Gallardo was nowhere to be found. We find this strange considering she fits their bill...

Looks like the voluptuous exhibitionist named Nereida Gallardo will be shacking up this summer at Cristiano Ronaldo’s pad. The 24 year old will be leaving an $8 an hour job in Mallorca this summer and moving into an $8million...

Nereida Gallardo has undergone a transformation of sorts from the last time we wrote about her. She’s cut her hair, grown a pimple and she’s obviously wearing clothes now. The other alteration to her appearance is that stunning stud...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend didn’t leave much to our imagination a few weeks ago when she splashed onto the WAG scene. Now, Nereida Gallardo has gone all out and destroyed our imagination with her torpedo nipples and bodonkadonk showcasing photoshoot....

Cristiano Ronaldo’s new gal Nereida Gallardo was spotted looming around Old Trafford after yesterday’s Manchester United game against Arsenal smoking a cig and glaring out into the distance contemplating how she’s going to manage siphoning millions from Ronaldo. OK....

There was a gossip frenzy yesterday during Manchester United’s clash against Middlesbrough when winger Cristiano Ronaldo blew a kiss in celebration of his 37th goal. Who was it directed to? Was that tribute to his hookers? You think Cristiano...