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WednesdayJuly162008

It's Never Going To End, Is It? Nereida Gallardo Flaunts Her Sorrows On A Mallorcan Beach

Look. We ended this entire Nereida Gallardo ordeal with a splendid recap annotating why she became famous and how it happened. It was a fireworks spectacular type post that we felt would send her out in style. Geez, we...

MondayJuly142008

The Queen Of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo's Reign.

Well, folks. It looks like Nereida Gallardo is headed towards the land of WAG purgatory after rumors arose this morning that Cristiano Ronaldo has officially dumped her. Nereida will now reside in a detritus-filled corner of the celebrity world...

FridayJuly112008

If Nereida Gallardo Suffers A Foot Injury, Does The World Care?

We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics,...

TuesdayJuly082008

Who's The Hotter Spanish Girlfriend: Nereida Gallardo Or Maria Francesca "Xisca" Perello?

There’s been quite a Wives and Girlfriends storm now that Rafael Nadal’s girlfriend has made her rounds about the blogosphere. And since we’re astute gossip wranglers, we immediately recognized that two of the biggest sports icons in the world,...

MondayJuly072008

Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos Canoodled With Nereida Gallardo Before Cristiano Ronaldo

With reports circulating for a month now that Cristiano Ronaldo may move to Real Madrid some time this summer, it’s grand to think that he may be welcomed with a slight sneer and chuckle from possible teammate Sergio Ramos....

MondayJune302008

Obviously Tired Of Nereida Gallardo, Cristiano Ronaldo Turns To Inflatable Toy For Solace

Obviously, Cristiano Ronaldo is as flummoxed by the inflatable deer toy as we are. Yes, there are more and more pictures of him and Nereida floating around the internets, looking tanned and soft-pornish, but isn’t Cristiano straddling a floatie...

FridayJune272008

More From The Cristiano Ronaldo/Nereida Gallardo Red Hat Tour In Sardinia

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo don’t believe in staycations. The star and his girlfriend are still on the beaches of Italy, and it seems like he’s been there as long as the Allies were during World War II....

WednesdayJune252008

More And More Nereida Gallardo Vacation Pictures: Tongue, Meet Face.

Turns out the previous photos we uploaded today weren’t the steamiest Nereida Gallardo vacation pictures at all. Daily Mail has the real deal, public face-licking shots that are sure to make the Nereida wave rise. They were taken on...

WednesdayJune252008

The Vacation Pictures You've All Been Waiting For: Nereida Gallardo And Cristiano Ronaldo.

There’s always hype revolving around super WAG Nereida Gallardo. And now that we’ve compiled a rather comprehensive blog roll of Nereida’s, ahem, assets, we think these holiday pictures of her are quite tame. Seriously, what’s left to the imagination...

WednesdayMay282008

Update: Nereida Gallardo Nude Palma De Mallorca Club Pictures Now Uncensored.

Remember that lovely treat we gave you on Memorial Day concerning those Nereida Gallardo photos? Well,The Sun in London has removed the censors to show Nereida Gallardo, once again, in all her glory. Unfortunately, they happen to disclose absolutely...

MondayMay052008

Nereida Gallardo Moving Into Cristiano Ronaldo's House

Looks like the voluptuous exhibitionist named Nereida Gallardo will be shacking up this summer at Cristiano Ronaldo’s pad. The 24 year old will be leaving an $8 an hour job in Mallorca this summer and moving into an $8million...

WednesdayApril302008

Nereida Gallardo Wears "R7" Earrings, Officially Branded Property Of Cristiano

Nereida Gallardo has undergone a transformation of sorts from the last time we wrote about her. She’s cut her hair, grown a pimple and she’s obviously wearing clothes now. The other alteration to her appearance is that stunning stud...

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