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WednesdayNovember122008

Nery Castillo's Outta England, Back In Mexico And At Chivas

Afraid of getting atrophied legs at Manchester City, Chivas and the Mexican national team have brought Nery Castillo back home to Mexico. Well, currently he’s in Phoenix with the national team as they play a friendly against Ecuador, but...

WednesdayMay142008

Goal Of The Day: Nery Castillo's Sombrerito Over Brazil.

Firstly, how in the world did we miss posting this for so long? Secondly, tis’ pretty ain’t it? Nery Castillo is still sitting like a mangled duck in the marshlands of Manchester City, so glory of this sort is...

FridayJanuary182008

Heads Up: Jessica Simpson's Happy Tony Romo's Not This Fast

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Nery Castillo Is Down And Out

Talk about bad luck. Manchester City’s newest acquisition, Mexican international Nery Castillo, seen carted off on a coffin-like sretcher (eerie), suffered a dislocated left shoulder in the 33rd minute. At this moment, yes this precise moment, Nery is undergoing...

MondayJanuary142008

Nery Castillo Feels The Wrath Of Shitty Formations

If Manchester City doesn’t work for Nery Castillo, then there’s always Saudi Arabia. That’s if he wants to follow in the footsteps of national teammate Jared Borgetti. Castillo started his first game this weekend against Everton and was a...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Nery Castillo Should Have Paid An Extra Twenty Quid To Get His Paperwork Done

We’ve been waiting very, very patiently for Mexican striker Nery Castillo’s debut in the EPL. Actually we haven’t been that patient. Did coach Sven forget to include his name on the roster list? Maybe he spelled his name wrong....

WednesdayDecember262007

Mexican Striker Nery Castillo Is Very Bitter

Nery Castillo, Manchester City’s newest acquisition, is very proud of his new threads. He was finally welcomed by the English club with open arms this weekend and Castillo is eager to prove he’s more than just a whining tantrum...

TuesdayDecember182007

Nery Castillo Pays To Play For Manchester City, Shows Memo How It's Done

When you want to get things done right, you do them yourself. Our dad taught us that, but we still can’t change a tire because our AAA rates are just too damn cheap: so why bother? Yet, in an...

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