Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: So when Bill Belichick runs up the score on Mike Shanahan, does nobody win? Matt Casell threw for three touchdowns and Sammy Morris ran for 138 yards and a touchdown, all of...

After yesterday’s Kiffin-firing press conference, Al Davis lobbied claims against the New England Patriots that they tampered with Randy Moss when they pried him out of Oakland. We’d love to see how long Al’s shit list is, considering we...

Remember when the Patriots were big fat losers? No? You don’t remember the early 90’s? Well former head cheerleader for the Pats, Lisa Guerrero, recently wrote a column about the fans reaction after the Pats slaughtering at the hands...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Aramis Ramirez popped a grand slam in the eighth inning to lead the Chicago Cubs to a win over the Philadelphia Phillies, It was their eighth straight victory and moved the team...

Tom Brady has been blasphemin’… well, in Texas and certain parts of Oklahoma, anyway. In an interview with Esquire magazine, the New England Patriots’ dreamy QB explains that he’s in the throes of an existential crisis that usually befalls...

Could the missing element that prevented the New England Patriots from going undefeated last season be… a soccer ball? Pats’ wide-out Wes Welker has just only introduced super-human receiver Randy Moss to his futbol-inclusive workouts that he’s used since...

We were certain those “19-0” shirts the Patriots’ were confident they were going to wear would end up in the hands of charity. It’s about time they did. Nicaragua was the grand-prize winner and now young boys and girls...

Did you hope the Patriots would just fall off the face of the earth once they lost the Super Bowl? The rest of the country isn’t reeling in the straits of agony like New England fans. So when word...

The game plan for coverage of Super Bowl XLII was simple: find the rowdiest New England Patriots bar in New York City and watch the game there. Pandemonium would ensue if the Patriots were to win, or the life...

We were glad the Patriots lost in the Super Bowl. But the Miami Dolphins of 1972 could you a David Tyree sock in their mouths right about now. [You Been Blinded] Fabio Capello goes with Steven Gerrard as his...

In a case of timing that makes them look as bad (or worse) than their coach Bill Belichick’s surreptitious departure, New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady and wide receiver Randy Moss have both decided to skip next week’s Pro...

The headline on the Boston Globe reads “Imperfect,” and all across the web, Patriot fans are wondering what the hell happened last night. Like a sure-thing date who drank too much and ended up puking all through the night...

In the most stunning of stunning fashions, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 17-14, and our Super Bowl XLII champs! First thing is first, “Spygate” is completely invalid now so lets just shut up about it....

It’s funny how time changes things. We remember the 2000 Super Bowl when the upstart Patriots beat the supposedly unstoppable St. Louis Rams. Oh man, what a feel-good story that was. Now, eight years later, and the same quarterback...

Skip the ESPN douche reporting and go straight to that soundbytes. That shrieking, eardrum drilling racket you hear isn’t Gisele talking to her man. That’s TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont prclaiming her love to New England Patriots’ QB...

Poking bears. Seems like a fun time until you have to stare into their wide open gaping mouth. In the NFL this season, we’ve seen various teams poking the proverbial bear that is the New England Patriots only to...

Tom Brady has set the record straight after a sick obsession continuous coverage of Tom Brady’s ankle led people to believe the New England Patriots’ star quarterback may be sidelined for the Super Bowl. Brady was seen wearing a...

Gisele Bundchen has been Tom Brady’s main squeeze for some time now. And everyone has something to say about. Personally, we don’t care too much as long as she’s donning bikinis. But after this week’s boot incident, some weirdos...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...

Honestly, when Jon Stewart tastes the thrill of victory, he can make the funny all on his own, writers be damned! [The Daily Show] Patriot fans are already printing up 19-0 t-shirts. This makes every time they show the...

TMZ has released footage (that doesn’t seem to fucking work) of New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady strolling along New York City streets with a cast on his right foot. New England fans have most certainly begun to weep...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL Recap NFC Championship: Grudge fight. Stinking cold. The field goal kicker’s legs were frozen shanks of glory. Hot damn. New England and the New York Giants will play in the Super Bowl....

On the verge of playing the game that could put Randy Moss in the Super Bowl (ok, who are we kidding, he’s going to the Super Bowl), the All-Pro receiver was hit with a restraining order today. It turns...

Tom Brady’s modesty took a backseat when asked about the Patriots stellar, game-winning drive he led against the Jaguars in Saturday night’s 31-20 victory. The dimple-chinned quarterback with the winning smile took the snap - after faking as if...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL Playoff Roundup NFC: We’re not even going to mention the Jessica Simpson factor when it comes to the Cowboys’ loss. No way. Not at all. You going back to Cabo this weekend,...

Unfortunately the Giants didn’t listen to us on Saturday (Eli… ugh), so the big news around the water cooler for the people at work today is the Patriots perfect season. But winning as many games in the regular season...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL: The New York Giants didn’t listen to a damn word we said. New England Patriots 38, New York 31. [FoxSports] England Premiership: Did Nery forget to save enough money to purchase a...

What To Watch While Your Grandma Is Drinking The Leftover Rompope ESPN Perfiles: Roberto Clemente died tragically in an airplane crash on December 31, 1972. ESPN Deportes will be profiling his brilliant life and career on December 31st, the...

We at MachoChip don’t root for anyone. That would go against everything we stand for. That said, we really hope the New York Giants beat the New England Patriots this weekend, preventing them from a perfect season. Hey, we’re...

If you’re flipping around TV Sunday night and keep on seeing the Pats/Giants game, don’t worry, your set isn’t broken. For the first time ever, the NFL will be showing the same game on three channels-CBS, NBC and the...

It seems that New England Patriots fans weren’t the only ones rooting for their team to beat the Dolphins on Sunday and go 15-0. That’s because Giant fans couldn’t wait to dump their team and sell their tickets for...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: What’s the worst that could have happened to our malicious little hearts this weekend? How about a Miami Dolphins victory? Good grief Ravens. Miami 22, Baltimore 16 (OT) [SI] England Premiership: Arsenal...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Floyd Mayweather TKO’d Ricky Hatton in round 10 to retain his title. He then declared the Dallas Mavericks would go to the NBA Finals. Someone order him a CAT Scan. [Telegraph UK]...

The Philadelphia Eagles may have shown the rest of the NFL a way to beat the undefeated New England Patriots last week with their near win. But last night, the Baltimore Ravens showed the proper way to self-destruct and...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night England’s Premiership League: Monday Night Football…in England sees Man Utd. dive past Fulham 2-0. Ronaldo scores a double and his ego is fully restored after losing Balon d’Or to the other best soccer...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night England’s Premiership: Sir Alex Ferguson’s boys decided first place was too crowded, so they lost to Bolton Wanderers 1-0. [Telegraph UK] NFL: Watching the New York Giants play is like sitting through a...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Cup: The Houston Dynamo capture their second consecutive championship and it was the only time we’ve EVER rooted for a Texas team. New England Revolution 1, Houston 2. [CNN] Euro 2008: Israel’s...

Apparently this keeper loved the goal so much, he pooped his pants and had to scoot his uni clean. I saw my dog do that right after Derek Fisher’s last minute shot to beat the Spurs in ‘04. [YouTube]...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Mexican Soccer League: If soccer club Veracruz was a boxer, this would be the time to retire before brain damage. UNAM Pumas thump Veracruz 8-0. [El Universal] NFL: A note to Boston sports...

Bill Belichick has dipped his ego-filled balls into a cauldron of suspicion after it was reported that he sent a spy to steal signs from the New York Jets this weekend. You would think that a star-studded lineup would...