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WednesdayOctober012008

Heads Up: Watch Out, Little Guy!

Chimp Sibling Rivalry | Viral | SPIKE.com I’m glad that after all these years of evolution, our tails are gone, but the “jerk gene” didn’t get lost in the mix. We were half expecting to see another baby chimp...

TuesdayMay202008

Jay-Z Hopes To Bring His Lucky Streak To The New Jersey Nets

Tonight is the NBA draft lottery selection, where the executives for the 14 crappiest teams are sequestered into a studio that looks like somewhere Al Queda would host the Price Is Right. It’s usually the same elderly, moribund execs...

WednesdayFebruary132008

Richard Jefferson Involved In Criminal Investigation

TMZ is reporting that New Jersey Net forward Richard Jefferson was involved in an altercation at a Minnesota hotel. An incident report cites that Jefferson was involved in a verbal dispute with a guy named Lyle Fox until the...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Pau Gasol's Debut Will Go Down Tonight Against New Jersey

Spanish basketball star Pau Gasol will make his much-anticipated debut for the Los Angeles Lakers tonight in New Jersey. After tonight, Jason Kidd will probably slip Kobe a lover-letter pleading to him to convince Mitch Kupchak to throw a...

TuesdayJanuary292008

Jason Kidd Wishes To Palm Big Beautiful Asses Somewhere Else

Last time we checked in with Jason Kidd, he was directing some love towards a lovely large lady’s backside. Now, it’s his New Jersey Nets team that’s getting a spanking—it turns out he’s been seeking a trade for the...

FridayJanuary042008

Heads Up: Kobe's New Type Of Dribble

It’s not very Bonito, but Kobe Bryant kicks in an empty netter better than any 6’6 guy not named Peter Crouch. [Daily Motion] Don’t expect Manchester United’s Mikael Silvestre to be a character witness for jailed EPL‘er Joey Barton....

TuesdayDecember182007

Jason Kidd Is In Trouble For Being A Plump Rump Wrangler

New Jersey Nets star Jason Kidd apparently needs to keep his hands to himself, according to a lawsuit filed in New York by “A plus-size fashion model.” According to the plaintiff, the Net couldn’t stop grabbing her big ass...

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