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FridayNovember142008

'Member?: The New York Jets Blow It Against The Patriots, But That's Why Pencils Have Erasers

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Oh boy, the Jets would’ve been eaten alive by… well, everyone even slightly affiliated or covering the team after New York gave up a literal last second touchdown to the Patriots to...

TuesdayNovember112008

'Member?: The Cardinals Made Monday Night History In The Desert

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Kurt Warner and his 50 year old bionic arm threw for three touchdowns as the Cardinals snatched a win out of San Francisco’s maw last night. It was the first time that...

ThursdayOctober162008

Jets Owner Woody Johnson Makes His Ex-Girlfriend Listen To His New One Pop Out A Baby

Our friend told us once she started talking mess about a friend, and apparently she was too close to the phone because the voice recognition dialed said friend’s number and she heard it all. Now, we’re not saying that’s...

TuesdaySeptember232008

'Member?: The Chargers Didn't Let The Refs Lose The Game For Them This Time

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: You had to think that the Chargers got a little fight in them in the fourth quarter of last night’s win over the Jets, even with a huge lead. Between Brett Favre...

MondaySeptember152008

'Member?: Now We're Really Sad We Didn't Get To Go To The Game

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Yesterday’s Patriots Jets game had so many subplots—the Pats’ first game without Tom Brady; Brett Favre’s first game as a Jets’ starter at home; new New England QB Matt Cassel’s first start...

WednesdaySeptember102008

Curt Schilling Doesn't Like You Gloating About Tom Brady's Slinky Knee

Kankle-bleeding Republican die-hard Curt Schilling isn’t going to put up with any shit going on in New York City. Apparently, his rivals (in more way than one) are hopping on the Tom Brady trash-talking bandwagon after the quarterback was...

SaturdayAugust162008

Could Blogging Be The Reason Brett Favre's A Jet?

We know you’ve tried to block out Brett Favre’s pre-Jet days, but you might remember that he was offered $20 million over 10 years to stay away from the team. Man, talk about f-you money. But the general perception...

WednesdayAugust132008

Jets Fans Gain Brett Favre, Lose Tailgating Hours And Boobs At The Spiral

When we told you last year about the Jets fans going crazy in the D spiral of the Meadowlands, we never thought they would piss off enough people to warrant wholesale changes. But that’s what happened when members of...

ThursdayAugust072008

Brett Favre's Jets Jersey Is Already Out, Will Definitely Be Collector's Item

It’s a sad day for Green Bay Packers’ fans and a lucrative (and hopeful) day for the New York Jets. Now that Brett Favre is a Jet, it’s safe to say that his career and image will forever be...

ThursdayAugust072008

Brett The Jet—Brett Favre Traded From Green Bay To The New York Jets

From one circus to another—the Brett Favre saga, which we’ve tried to avoid as much as possible—has ended, but not really. The quarterback, who retired then unretired only to find his team not wanting him, was traded last night...

MondayDecember102007

New York Jets Fans Still Want To See Your Boobs

The New York Times reported a few weeks back that New York Jets fans were an unruly bunch of mofos. Apparently the article they wrote, intended to disrupt the raucous brewing within Gate D at every Jets home game,...

ThursdayNovember222007

Heads Up: Machochip Gets High On Life

The Lakers’ Lamar Odom and Luke Walton are no strangers to the bong, but they were pretty clear-eyed for this play. Kobe who? Oh yeah, Kobe Bryant, the best baller in the NBA. But still, this bounce pass was...

TuesdayNovember202007

N.Y. Jets Fans Prefer To Watch Boobs Instead Of Their Pitiful Team, We Say "Duh."

The New York Jets pulled off a sensational upset against the Steelers this weekend, but all the hollering and wailing during the game was hardly because of the Jet’s surprising efficiency. The New York Times reported that the real...

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