Former New York Knicks executive/head coach Isiah Thomas’ convoluted explanation of the police call to his home last week (It was my daughter! It wasn’t me! Mind your business!) continues to fall apart. First, the police chief of Thomas’...

What could be girlier than this? In an effort to help Tampa Bay Rays fans to recall their fondest memories of the World Series, the Texas-based company DMX perfumed the lobby of Tropicana Field with a special scent: orange...

It’s not everyday you see the progeny of two NBA legends cast off into the wilderness of the D-league. But yesterday was such a day, as the respective children of Hall of Fame New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing...

Do you think new Knicks guard (and former Duke Blue Devil) Chris Duhon had a bone to pick with Barack Obama for hanging out and practicing with the UNC basketball team (pictured). In an interview with MSG TV, Duhon...

David Hall, the police chief of the posh town of Harrison, New York, clearly has no time for Isiah Thomas’ jibba jabba. Initial reports on Friday stated that Thomas, the former New York Knicks head coach and GM, required...

Reports coming out of New York are conflicting, but someone was taking sleeping pills at former Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas’ house in Purchase, New York and overdosed. Uh oh! We kid because apparently no one died, but the...

With that whole MMA thing not working out exactly as he’d hope, this video shows us there’s hope for Kimbo Slice after all. We went to the Jets-Bengals game last week and can vouch for the fact that at...

The New York Knicks’ Zach Randolph decided to pick a fight with teammate Nate Robinson over who knows what. Tantrums, lawsuits and 22 games under .500. How sweet it is. [YouTube, via With Leather] Alex Rodriguez has found true...

We think Magic Johnson the basketball player is the best all-around baller in the history of the NBA. Thanks to his stats, stories and rings, we have enough evidence to support our claim. Unfortunately for Magic Johnson the basketball...

Honestly, when Jon Stewart tastes the thrill of victory, he can make the funny all on his own, writers be damned! [The Daily Show] Patriot fans are already printing up 19-0 t-shirts. This makes every time they show the...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The result of the Super Bowl will be the same, except the score will be slightly lower. Boston 109, New York Knicks 93. [ESPN] Premiership: Liverpool come from behind and steal every...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Last week it was Dudek for Casillas means no win. This week it’s Dudek for Casillas means no more Copa Del Rey for Madrid. Real Madrid 0, Mallorca 1. [CNN]...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: If Washington beat the Celtics, and the Knicks beat Washington…we’re not even going there. New York’s on a winning streak. New York Knicks 105, Washington Wizards 93. [Seattle PI] Copa Del Rey:...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid’s victory dance consists of a smug face and a fist pump. We preferred the Brazilian cockroach goal dance of Ronaldo, Julio Baptista and Robinho . Real Madrid 2,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Manchester find warmth in the depths of Sunderland. That translates to they kicked their arse. Man Utd. 4, Sunderland 0. [Independent] Premiership: Rafa Benitez gets to keep his job for another week....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Chauuuuncey! Chauuuuuncey! Maybe Boston’s just trying to ease into greatness. Detroit 87, Boston 85. [AFP] Copa Del Rey: 12th string Real Madrid team scrambles for a 1-1 draw against Alicante. Starters were...

What would you do if you were fed-up Knicks fan Jason Silverstein and had great seats right behind head coach Isiah Thomas, the man you believe is screwing up your team? You’d want to let him know how you...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Uefa Champions League: Hey Eto’o! Welcome to the party. Stop picking fights with Ronaldinho. Now score! Barcelona 3, Stuttgart 1. [Sporting Life] NBA: Did the Sacramento Kings have Vlade Divac at center last...

We think the 6-14 Knicks should end the season prematurely and lend out Madison Square Garden to Rage Against The Machine and Led Zeppelin reunions. It would be fair to all of us who’ve had to endure their pitiful...

The New York Knicks lost a nail-biter to the Dallas Mavericks last night 99-89, but it was the heated exchange between Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas and season ticket-holders that got the media buzzin’. Thomas was overheard saying, “We’re...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: It took the Pittsburgh Steelers approximately 59 minutes and 43 seconds of game time to beat the 0-10 Miami Dolphins. That translates to three hours of hell. Pittsburgh 3, Miami 0. [Espn]...

The United Nations is usually in the role as a preventer of cruel and unusual punishment. But last night, UN representatives were the victims of it as they had to watch the New York Knicks—as a guest of team...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury kiss and make up; but Knicks still lose. New York 81, Clippers 84. [Espn] Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Zaragoza’s 1-0 defeat to third division team Pontevedra...

After New York Knick point guard Stephon Marbury went missing from the team yesterday, a lot of speculation went into what caused to semi-star to go into exile. Did three years of the Knicks sucking so bad finally make...

We love chili peppers. Sure, they don’t love us the next morning, but we’re the jerk that asks for extra jalapeños on the nachos because those wimpy out-of-the-can bits only work when counted in pounds. That said, “five or...